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      10-20-2007, 03:58 PM   #1
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Last night I had a little bit of a party, that ended up being me and a buddy, and 6 bangin chicks.

Needless to say that was alot of fun.

So we all decide to leave my house and go to this other party.

These two chicks, Jessica and Audry, want to go in my car, we can refer to them as blonde and brunette.

So we go down to my garage and we get in the car, and the brunette, Jessica, sits up front. Let me add again both girls are bangin.

So we get in the car, and the brunette goes, "I love mercedes, This mercedes is really hot"

My jaw drops , it take me a second to gather what she just said and determine if she is serious. I look in the back seat and the blonde is like wtf? and obviously caught on.

So I kicked the brunette out of my car, and replaced her with another blonde.

Aren't blondes spossed to be the dumb ones?

So I make her get outta the car, and replace her with another blonde
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      10-20-2007, 04:10 PM   #3
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lol the brunette is eh, her ass and stomach make up for the rest, shes pretty hot, what an ass at that.
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having sex in the backseat is awesome
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      10-20-2007, 04:26 PM   #5
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I would've kicked out the brunette even if she hadn't said that
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Aren't blondes spossed to be the dumb ones?
Also blondes are the dumb ones, they just have really good wealth detectors built in, so knowing car brands comes with the territory.

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      10-20-2007, 04:35 PM   #7
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Also blondes are the dumb ones, they're just have really good wealth detectors built in, so knowing car brands comes with the territory.
haha wealth detectors..its in the genes
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      10-20-2007, 04:50 PM   #8
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You kicked out a girl for not knowing your car? haha. You rich kids are hilarious.
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You kicked out a girl for not knowing your car? haha. You rich kids are hilarious.
She called it a mercedes, it says BMW on the damn car, its obviously not a mercedes. I was insulted, she obviously wanted to ride in it not because of the car, just because her other friends wanted to.
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      10-20-2007, 06:19 PM   #10
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I would've kicked out the brunette even if she hadn't said that

X2, schneid4323 you let me down there buddy

lol,jk bro,but hit the blonde with a club over her head,and fedex her down here to trini,me and kie will sort her out
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blonde way to go. brunette looks like she fell down the ugly tree and only hit her face the whole way down haha.
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Damn..lol
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did you piitb of t3h blondes??
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Last night I had a little bit of a party, that ended up being me and a buddy, and 6 bangin chicks.

Needless to say that was alot of fun.

So we all decide to leave my house and go to this other party.

These two chicks, Jessica and Audry, want to go in my car, we can refer to them as blonde and brunette.

So we go down to my garage and we get in the car, and the brunette, Jessica, sits up front. Let me add again both girls are bangin.

So we get in the car, and the brunette goes, "I love mercedes, This mercedes is really hot"

My jaw drops , it take me a second to gather what she just said and determine if she is serious. I look in the back seat and the blonde is like wtf? and obviously caught on.

So I kicked the brunette out of my car, and replaced her with another blonde.

Aren't blondes spossed to be the dumb ones?

So I make her get outta the car, and replace her with another blonde
THREAD OF THE WEEK!!!!

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Shoot 4get that brunette, you did right kicking her back to the sidewalk. Besides it looks like has a ring on her finger anyways.

Now the blonde could ride any time, any day she wanted to.
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OK....dude, I wouldn't call those chicks banging, the blonde is above average at best....come on now.

+1 to the notion of kicking the brunette out.

And if she was hot enough, I wouldn't have cared if she called it a Honda....well, that is after she performed a few favors for me....

BTW...I've taken girls out in my car, they don't even notice that it's a BMW they think it's "just a car"......go figure.
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I would've kicked out the brunette even if she hadn't said that
+1

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I was insulted, she obviously wanted to ride in it not because of the car, just because her other friends wanted to.

You were insulted because someone did not know what make of car it is?!? That smacks of serious self-esteem and personal identity issues.
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baby boy...I think you need to get your eyes checked....Those bitches and hott? No way.... not even through beer goggles.
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