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      05-31-2011, 03:32 AM   #1
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** The Official Toyota Dent Thread **

Hey guys,

Not sure if you all notice this like I do, but there's this dent that a lot of cars have that are on the corners of the rear bumper. I would normally dismiss it but these dents almost never leave any paint scratches/scuffs and happen 90% on Toyotas, and the damage is always concentrated on one corner instead of spreading damage like a normal bumper. What the hell is everyone running into at the same height? And why is it always the Toyota drivers?

I will update the post below with pics as I find them on my computer and in the future as I take more while driving. Please post your pics too!

PLEASE POST PICS YOU TOOK ONLY!
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      05-31-2011, 03:36 AM   #2
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WHY DO ALL TOYOTA DRIVERS HAVE THIS?!?!?!

All pictures below were taken by me with my phone while driving. Of course, if you decide to take a picture if you spot one, please do so with caution and with regard to other drivers nearby. Your safety > lulz.















More to be added soon!

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      05-31-2011, 04:13 AM   #3
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rofl

here's my guess : because a lot of people who buy toyotas have the same last name as your username, and well, you do the math from there
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That's some real Nancy Drew stuff there...Nancy
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nicely put bmw in the middle of it...
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Toyota=asian women drivers. And the husband knows its a waste of money fixing the dent when she will do it again in a couple days.
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Toyota=asian women drivers. And the husband knows its a waste of money fixing the dent when she will do it again in a couple days.
You speak the truth.
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      05-31-2011, 11:34 AM   #9
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Because Toyota drivers are shitty drivers. A majority are geezers, moms in minivans, and younger retard drivers.
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Toyota=asian women drivers. And the husband knows its a waste of money fixing the dent when she will do it again in a couple days.

This is truth. I have many personal asian(indian people included) that drive really old toyotas with those dents. I ask them why they don't fix it, and they always tell me, why am I going to waste money and fix it when I am just going to damage it again. Seriously even they agree they don't know how to drive
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I've kinda noticed that too lmao. And I get that you 335i drivers think the 328i is an overpriced Corolla and a weak car that only girly pansies drive because you own a 328i with a couple turbos.
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OK Bro, you've just got to stop kicking in the fucking bumpers of all these cars.
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I've kinda noticed that too lmao. And I get that you 335i drivers think the 328i is an overpriced Corolla and a weak car that only girly pansies drive because you own a 328i with a couple turbos.
Cool insecurity bro. Talk about off-topic in an off-topic thread.
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nicely put bmw in the middle of it...
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or he got it confused with toyotas
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My neighbor has same dent on her 4Runner rear bumper for the past 4-5 years. And yes, shes Asian.
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LOL. Our beater camry has a dent like that. I think its the way the bumper is made or something. Oh and for your information...indian asian yes. And yes someone from my family hit a mailbox when reversing from a driveway. How? I am not so sure. But it happened.
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it's called "parking by sound". This is how PDC works on Toyotas
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Cool insecurity bro. Talk about off-topic in an off-topic thread.
lol I'm not insecure about driving a 328i. I just can't help but notice 335i drivers are always hating on the 328i.... and welcome to OT. We tend to go off-topic here.
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lol I'm not insecure about driving a 328i. I just can't help but notice 335i drivers are always hating on the 328i.... and welcome to OT. We tend to go off-topic here.
Its ok, he collects toy cars as a grown up.
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Toyota=asian women drivers. And the husband knows its a waste of money fixing the dent when she will do it again in a couple days.
well there's nothing else i can add to this thread. collins hit it right on the money.
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lol I'm not insecure about driving a 328i. I just can't help but notice 335i drivers are always hating on the 328i.... and welcome to OT. We tend to go off-topic here.
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