Clean your balls

Vanity · 10-04-2010, 10:00 PM

Feyd · 10-04-2010, 10:04 PM

From 1:00-1:13, I think I blacked out.....

Kind of like this ~17sec in.

JayKay335i · 10-04-2010, 10:07 PM

No.

I clean my balls the way god intended. With soap and water in the day and female juices at night. Sometimes reversed. Sometimes at the same time.

jhv · 10-04-2010, 11:13 PM

i actually own one of these, except i have the one from dove. i traded up from my traditional loofa* (sp) and love it

TiAg335i · 10-04-2010, 11:55 PM

axe shower products are the most over-engineered pieces of junk ever...do NOT buy them...their shower poof almost gouged my skin after the poof started to peel away from the ridiculous plastic handle it had

TK-421 · 10-05-2010, 12:02 AM

I use a sea sponge loofa (legit from tarpon springs, yo). It scratches like a bitch sometimes but haven't had a blemish anywhere on my body since

Year's_End · 10-05-2010, 03:59 AM

lol i have one of these axe loofas.

balls as smooth as eggs.

BTM · 10-05-2010, 08:05 AM

Just use the same bodywash as on the rest of my body...

Or if no time for a full shower before going out, a simple "huevo splash" can work wonders

Wakka · 10-05-2010, 10:00 AM

the fuck? this is real?

Alexander · 10-05-2010, 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JayKay335i

No.

I clean my balls the way god intended. With soap and water in the day and female juices at night. Sometimes reversed. Sometimes at the same time.

Nicely put sir.

chinoxs203 · 10-05-2010, 12:20 PM

i bought it before the commercial even came out, so my balls have been extra clean for a while, although that bitch is rough. i do however use old spice (game day) for soap better bang for the buck

DougLikesBMW · 10-05-2010, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nikkahtropolis

lol i have one of these axe loofas.

balls as smooth as eggs.

Skip to 5:10

MadDog · 10-05-2010, 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wakka

the fuck? this is real?

The blond girl - the "ex-Tennis phenom" - is Jaime Pressley.

Hawkeye · 10-05-2010, 04:31 PM

I clean my balls after everytime I use them. That is what the instructions told me to do to make them last longer.

Chest Rockwell · 10-05-2010, 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TiAg335i

axe shower products are the most over-engineered pieces of junk ever...do NOT buy them...their shower poof almost gouged my skin after the poof started to peel away from the ridiculous plastic handle it had

^^^THIS

That shit drew blood when it gave way.

On a side note I would do horrible things for 3 minutes with Jamie Pressley

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jhv Lieutenant General 1711 Rep 17,304 Posts Drives: G80 M3 Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Los Angeles iTrader: (1)	i actually own one of these, except i have the one from dove. i traded up from my traditional loofa* (sp) and love it
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