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      03-18-2017, 01:56 PM   #1
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In other news: Ice left outside during summer heat disappears hours later. Investigators are baffled.
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1. Girlfriend's purchased by the paramour and vandalized by the wife?

2. Husband's car vandalized by the wife?

3. Husband's car vandalized by the girlfriend?

4. Wife's car vandalized by the girlfriend?

Pick your scenario.
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1 sounds most realistic based on the content they chose to express.


Itll all buff out.
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      03-18-2017, 02:52 PM   #6
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Who owns the car?

My guess is 1.
People are funny. My wife would find her, give her the key to the house and say, he's yours. lol
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People are funny. My wife would find her, give her the key to the house and say, he's yours. lol
Revenge is always better served on a cold dish.
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Side chicks want to be main chicks sooo bad. Play your position. Unless we are lying to you, then this is bound to happen
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Yeah..Some cars are covered with bedroom pics !


Actually it's a car covered in pics from a private investigator of a husband cheating..

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People are funny. My wife would find her, give her the key to the house and say, he's yours. lol
Mine too!
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Yeah..Some cars are covered with bedroom pics !


Actually it's a car covered in pics from a private investigator of a husband cheating..

oh damn!
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Yeah..Some cars are covered with bedroom pics !


Actually it's a car covered in pics from a private investigator of a husband cheating..

Now THAT is well played
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Now THAT is well played
Because the dude played in another bedroom..
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oh damn!
Yeah, now the world knows how his penis looks like ..
Middle pic on the front grill shows he took her in doggy style !
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Who owns the car?

My guess is 1.
People are funny. My wife would find her, give her the key to the house and say, he's yours. lol
Well, now I know how to come up on a free house... Bosley included in that package deal?
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      03-19-2017, 08:03 PM   #18
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Who owns the car?

My guess is 1.
People are funny. My wife would find her, give her the key to the house and say, he's yours. lol
Well, now I know how to come up on a free house... Bosley included in that package deal?
No. Who ever causes the break up loses the dog.

I'm not sure you and I make a good couple though. You tend to PMS a lot and I can't put up with that shit.

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That Audi job is scary - that's a lot of planning to go find that many pickaxes - true psycho material. And some impressive upper body strength.
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That Audi job is scary - that's a lot of planning to go find that many pickaxes - true psycho material. And some impressive upper body strength.
When I saw that picture of the Audi, I can picture a woman at Home Depot or Lowe's at a check out lane with a shopping cart full of pick axes, a credit card and look of determination as the cashier is looking at the consumer with a confused look!
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