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01-03-2010, 05:14 PM | #1 |
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The crazy world of the INT crazy dates
When a libidinous sickly one like me, turns his dick to the compass that guides his steps in the search of new holes where to unload his love, the amount of delirious situations in which it is get involved does not have limit.I am even surprised how not a day of today i never have been stopped or publicly shamed in front of my parents and friends in spite of the multiple occasions in which my acts have moved away of the sexuality and the conventional way of aproach the more.
Many have been the occasions in which my indomitable penis has taken to limit situations to me with totally grotesque women. The worse thing of everything, is that i was totally conscious of my walk on the foot of the abyss.Nevertheless, i had the sensation of being a simple spectator. It was as if it was traveling within my body, as if my legs, my hands, my own words moved of independent form to my own thoughts.I still remember to be saying me to myself, at the tender age of 22 years old, that let kissing to that fat 50years woman in the middle of the street where at any time they could appear my parents, without my body or my turgid pullet overflowing the trousers, made nothing to obdecer my orders. This suicide tendency has been seen sadly reinforced by the irruption of Internet and its diabolic capacity to connect the dish of all insane people of the planet the earth and to put to us in contact so that we amuse to the public with our dementia. The worse thing of everything is than i enjoy all this surrealistic world, where a day i date with a Dominican raper of 120 pounds and on the following day with a 18 teen student of art and all her gang of nerds friends, while I speak of the last new features of tunning and they of the beauty of poems of shakespeare. I feel intrepid, alienated and lethal, an illuminated species of hypocritical reptilian that slough of skin and attitude with so giving the rest him that my crotch protests. Surely that like good millions of americans that you are all, often seen to you put in mad situations by to have followed the insanes and inevitable advice of your budy Mr. Dick.Dont be shy and we do share our more intimate miseries and our shames.To that labyrinths it has taken your necessity to you of love? |
01-04-2010, 12:04 AM | #5 |
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01-10-2010, 09:41 AM | #14 | |
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I see you're from spain. Clearly something was lost in translation. I think you meant this:
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