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08-08-2020, 04:51 PM | #6998 |
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I know better than to wear boomer white new balances
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08-08-2020, 05:03 PM | #7000 |
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08-08-2020, 07:39 PM | #7001 |
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You're asking 213 what's wrong with his head?!?!? I'm not a doctor, psychiatrist, or a pharmacology expert, but I'd say that he was probably dropped on his head as a baby.....
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08-09-2020, 06:40 PM | #7005 |
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Get off my fucking lawn !
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08-10-2020, 04:27 AM | #7007 |
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My nephew has been struggling to find love recently. Things fall apart because of his beliefs. He is a 'flat Earther.'
We've had countless debates about it. He still doesn't believe me that if the Earth really was flat then cats would push everything off. Anyhow it got me to thinking it must be a challenge when someone is rigid with their beliefs. I found this and shared it with him: https://www.wired.co.uk/article/flat-earth-singles I don't know how good the site is but it's the thought that counts. I'll eat my hat if he says he found someone on flat Earth singles. |
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08-10-2020, 06:41 AM | #7008 | |
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08-10-2020, 06:46 AM | #7009 | |
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There's the reason he isn't getting any dates. I've been on a few dates with chicks I met online who were really attractive, nice, etc, and then they bring up something really weird that is completely out of nowhere and I think "yep, this is why they are on here". |
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08-10-2020, 06:48 AM | #7010 |
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Hey now! Don't hate on the white NB's. I don't know for certain because I haven't entered that particular age demographic just yet, but I'm pretty sure if you buy a lawnmower and a gas grill on the same day, you wake the next morning to find that you have been visited by the boomer fairy. I hear that the boomer fairy upgrades your wardrobe by gifting white NB's and your conversation starters suddenly become things like "It sure it hot out",
"We need more rain", "My tomato plants aren't looking so great" and my all time favorites "I can remember when" and "Back in my day." I didn't realize that what he was holding was the equivalent to a smart phone trapper keeper. First question is why, then it hit me. Either his dating app game is on another level or he's a drug kingpin.....but hey it's 2020; it's more likely that he bought them all to play Pokemon Go. Quote:
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08-11-2020, 09:34 AM | #7014 |
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Safe travels and keep us posted grasshopper. I'm excited for you.
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08-11-2020, 01:14 PM | #7017 |
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