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07-20-2017, 02:21 PM | #50537 |
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William all I can say is..The name Dora sounds sexy , you know a kinda wild thing !
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07-20-2017, 02:22 PM | #50538 |
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07-20-2017, 02:24 PM | #50540 |
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Romans had only wisdom in insane sex orgies at the battlefield . That's why they were wearing mini skirts .
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07-20-2017, 02:29 PM | #50541 |
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07-20-2017, 02:32 PM | #50542 | |
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The maid (Marie) was on her knees (not for prayers) while he pulled on her long black hair.. On the other hand ..Lord I confess I would bang her too in our church from behind ! Forgive me my sins .. AMEN !
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07-20-2017, 02:33 PM | #50543 | |
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07-21-2017, 04:37 AM | #50544 | |
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1) Not become Gay and demand no GayCoupé 2) Spent no money for worthless mods because of your speed limits 3) Spank the shop guy as long as your airbag arrives 4&5) Got banned for considering playing with yourself
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07-21-2017, 05:48 AM | #50545 |
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07-21-2017, 07:19 AM | #50546 |
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07-22-2017, 06:34 AM | #50547 |
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Any of you heathens around Tampa? I'll be at Busch Gardens dealing with the heat and crowds. Wish me luck.
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07-22-2017, 11:07 AM | #50550 |
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No good ! Sounds like the Apocalypse !
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07-23-2017, 08:34 AM | #50551 |
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So be sure that you're not gonna ride the lightning, I wont pick another preferred victim for bans
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07-23-2017, 10:49 AM | #50552 |
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I'm at SeaWorld now visiting penguins, sharks 'n' whales. Banned for no poultry here.
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07-24-2017, 08:58 AM | #50553 |
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07-26-2017, 06:48 PM | #50554 |
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There's some white kid/guy dribbling (i guess) with a soccer ball on top of a roof parking near my work. He's pretty bad actually. And i'm waiting to leave to watch Manchester United battle Barcelona (via DVR) ...oh the irony.
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07-26-2017, 09:11 PM | #50555 |
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Chicken of the sea...?!?!
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07-27-2017, 08:09 AM | #50556 | |
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