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      06-23-2016, 02:59 PM   #31835
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For you dear Belgie - a limerick

There once was Phillippe from Belgium
Who oft grabbed his nuts and held 'em
While looking at Asians
Latinas, caucasians
But Middle Eastern girls? Very seldom.
Your masterful use of English vernacular leaves me in awe.
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      06-23-2016, 03:07 PM   #31836
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For you dear Belgie - a limerick

There once was Phillippe from Belgium
Who oft grabbed his nuts and held 'em
While looking at Asians
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But Middle Eastern girls? Very seldom.
The more ...the better !
BTW it's "Philippe" with one "L" my friend
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      06-23-2016, 03:08 PM   #31837
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this would be painful for belgium, who's quite strong from his own estimates
Mostly nuts are very hard to crack brother...
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      06-23-2016, 03:09 PM   #31838
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Mostly nuts are very hard to crack brother...
Can practice on Axius' - he doesn't want them
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      06-23-2016, 03:12 PM   #31839
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goodnight darlings..
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      06-23-2016, 03:13 PM   #31840
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Can practice on Axius' - he doesn't want them
Life is so much easier as a girl. I get to be a bitch, complain about everything, make demands, mooch off unsuspecting men, and men buy me free drinks all the time.
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too many numbers.
bimmette do you see this Tara ?
Ohhh...C'mon Tara you are at least 10 years younger than I am ?
I guess Tara is 26 and that's really young for this forum !
Probaby Tara is hiding here age because she's too young for this thread ?
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goodnight darlings..
Good night.

Need me to tuck you in?
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      06-23-2016, 03:16 PM   #31843
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goodnight darlings..
Sweet dreams my Sweetie !

Need to go as well , need to wake up at 4:30 AM !
See you brother..
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      06-23-2016, 03:17 PM   #31844
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Can practice on Axius' - he doesn't want them
Chicks fight for it !
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Sweet dreams my Sweetie !

Need to go as well , need to wake up at 4:30 AM !
See you brother..
Good night!
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      06-23-2016, 03:17 PM   #31846
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too many numbers.
bimmette do you see this Tara ?
Ohhh...C'mon Tara you are at least 10 years younger than I am ?
I guess Tara is 26 and that's really young for this forum !
Probaby Tara is hiding here age because she's too young for this thread ?
Belgium, drop it. Women don't tell their age when they are old. The only people who need to know my age are people getting into a relationship with me. So currently, that means no one.
Move on, mofo.
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      06-23-2016, 03:20 PM   #31847
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Good night.

Need me to tuck you in?
Is it weird that I read this in the context of a penis tuck?
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      06-23-2016, 03:21 PM   #31848
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Is verbiage younger than me? I turned 26 on Monday.
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      06-23-2016, 03:24 PM   #31849
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Is it weird that I read this in the context of a penis tuck?
Nope. Not at all.
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      06-23-2016, 03:28 PM   #31850
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Is verbiage younger than me? I turned 26 on Monday.
Happy Belated Bday!
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      06-23-2016, 03:30 PM   #31851
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///M Power-Belgium you are built my friend!
Thank you my friend !
9 years of gym and a 100% natural built ..And no pain no gain !
Pics sucked because a friend snaped them with his old canon and printed them out for me ..
They were laying around in my place and the Bimmerpost suckers were all over me for pics..
So I took a pic from the printed pics and loaded them on my laptop and finally on here and that's why they are actually crap .
Pic from my ID looks better because I took it directly , to prove it was me and because the suckers still don't wanted believe it was me ..
So I said to myself "BOOM" here is my shit !
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      06-23-2016, 03:31 PM   #31852
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Happy Belated Bday!
You are too young to post on here !
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Good night.

Need me to tuck you in?
Is it weird that I read this in the context of a penis tuck?
She's back!
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too many numbers.
bimmette do you see this Tara ?
Ohhh...C'mon Tara you are at least 10 years younger than I am ?
I guess Tara is 26 and that's really young for this forum !
Probaby Tara is hiding here age because she's too young for this thread ?
Belgium, drop it. Women don't tell their age when they are old. The only people who need to know my age are people getting into a relationship with me. So currently, that means no one.
Move on, mofo.
Tara, old is a relative term. I personally don't think people are old until they're like 65.
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Belgium, drop it. Women don't tell their age when they are old. The only people who need to know my age are people getting into a relationship with me. So currently, that means no one.
Move on, mofo.
Oh wow , I thought we were friends ?
Tara ?

This sounds like a scene from the movie => "The age of Adaline"
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Belgium, drop it. Women don't tell their age when they are old. The only people who need to know my age are people getting into a relationship with me. So currently, that means no one.
Move on, mofo.
Oh wow , I thought we were friends ?
Tara ?

This sounds like a scene from the movie => "The age of Adaline"
Friends don't ask 5 more times after I tell you no and that's it's not polite to ask.
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