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      05-05-2016, 05:03 PM   #45
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I'm not washing your car every day again and I'm not fucking spending my days AGAIN explaining to you the rules of hocket and why the big ring os better.

Jesus the last two weeks were horrible and btw, I scratched your lip. You fucking dct driver.

If you want to do that again, buy a real car, learn hockey and jesus you don't know your shit when it comes to alcohol. I am giving you a two star review in the bp holiday guest housing thread!
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Your pool house that had seven live in strippers in will never see an other member again. I'll tell the boys here you fucker didn't even let me do my own laundry!

It fucking sucked man! I hate you and I fucking hate your yacht! It eliminated shallow water fishing completely.
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If I went to florida, I'd book myself into asbecues apartment. It's easy if you know the dude!

If not, then Tonka. He's more accepting but he makes you go on yours on a bike.
You can stay here, but we're putting on the gloves and going 3 rounds.
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If I went to florida, I'd book myself into asbecues apartment. It's easy if you know the dude!

If not, then Tonka. He's more accepting but he makes you go on yours on a bike.
You can stay here, but we're putting on the gloves and going 3 rounds.
I got money on Lups in the 2nd.
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I got money on Lups in the 2nd.
Iduno... i think i have the cardio edge. Mad stamina these days.
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I got money on Lups in the 2nd.
Iduno... i think i have the cardio edge. Mad stamina these days.
Ew. No one cares about your stamina. Well except maybe Mrs. Tonka. Ew.
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Ew. No one cares about your stamina. Well except maybe Mrs. Tonka. Ew.
3, 4 rounds, as many as you please. I'm in it to win it.
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