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      04-12-2016, 04:59 PM   #573
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When we only date Asians, it is referred to as yellow fever. Been there. When you only date whites, do you call it white fever?

Hey, why cant my black buddies date Asian women? He says they say no before meeting him.
Here's a wrench. Noticed a lot of Black women LOVE Asian guys.
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      04-12-2016, 05:06 PM   #574
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When we only date Asians, it is referred to as yellow fever. Been there. When you only date whites, do you call it white fever?

Hey, why cant my black buddies date Asian women? He says they say no before meeting him.
Here's a wrench. Noticed a lot of Black women LOVE Asian guys.
Interesting. Never thought of or heard of that. Wonder what theory is?
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      04-12-2016, 06:39 PM   #578
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That their feelings don't matter because they are the model minority.

This made some people upset.



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That their feelings don't matter because they are the model minority.

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hi Mywifes335
Hahahaha. Couldn't be further from the truth. But I'll poke fun at myself.

Got ladyboy fingers sort of. Wearing RayBans or Maui Jim or Persol. FERRAGAMO, Bruno Magli or Jordans. No Seacrest. No messenger bag - although had a Jean Paul Gaultier one in college.

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That their feelings don't matter because they are the model minority.

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hi Mywifes335
Btw, this is pretty spot on. A LOT of Asian guys roll like this.
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That their feelings don't matter because they are the model minority.

This made some people upset.



hi Mywifes335
Hahahaha. Couldn't be further from the truth. But I'll poke fun at myself.

Got ladyboy fingers sort of. Wearing RayBans or Maui Jim or Persol. FERRAGAMO, Bruno Magli or Jordans. No Seacrest. No messenger bag - although had a Jean Paul Gaultier one in college.

Black tshirt. No suede jacket.

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Build: too big for Asian. Seriously. 42" chest, 34" waist (was 30-31 before hip surgeries).
Wait.... You're Asian?!?!
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That their feelings don't matter because they are the model minority.

This made some people upset.



hi Mywifes335
Hahahaha. Couldn't be further from the truth. But I'll poke fun at myself.

Got ladyboy fingers sort of. Wearing RayBans or Maui Jim or Persol. FERRAGAMO, Bruno Magli or Jordans. No Seacrest. No messenger bag - although had a Jean Paul Gaultier one in college.

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Build: too big for Asian. Seriously. 42" chest, 34" waist (was 30-31 before hip surgeries).
Wait.... You're Asian?!?!
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Wait.... You're Asian?!?!
PoorLurker thinks so!
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PoorLurker thinks so!
hahaha

I am very confused now...
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That their feelings don't matter because they are the model minority.

This made some people upset.



hi Mywifes335
I'm racist and I find this asian.


...wait
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PoorLurker thinks so!
Maybe he doesn't. Maybe he thinks you cruise for chicken. Wait ... Are you gaysian?
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i'm asian and that's pretty damn funny! lol
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Maybe he doesn't. Maybe he thinks you cruise for chicken. Wait ... Are you gaysian?
I'm not Filipino! Sorry stereotype.

Skulls is metro/emo.
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I'm not Filipino! Sorry stereotype.

Skulls is metro/emo.
That's cool. Gay and caucasian is ok too. Let's all say "Welcome" to Mywifes335 . This is a sensitive time for him. Congrats man. (Do you still identify as male, though?) See, I'm REALLY sensitive.
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That's cool. Gay and caucasian is ok too. Let's all say "Welcome" to Mywifes335 . This is a sensitive time for him. Congrats man. (Do you still identify as male, though?) See, I'm REALLY sensitive.
Yes, yes. After years of manwhoring, I'd love me a manssss.
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