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      01-02-2016, 10:45 PM   #19361
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I'll pull a you card and call you out. Ummmm, all you had to do was say something instead of nothing, you love picking up the phone and calling as you noted.


I'm making tally sheets of all my visits with each member, so by the time I'm done there'll be a nice excel sheet to share per the experience.
If you come to Tampa, i'll set up two computers side by side and we can play on BP together.
Funny - that offer wasn't extended to me on my last 5 trips to the sunshine state....
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Funny - that offer wasn't extended to me on my last 5 trips to the sunshine state....
To be fair, Ax would be making the trip specifically for me. When you're here, i'm not even on the list of reasons for the visit.

For you, i'll set up some play time at my office, after hours of course. That offer hasn't been made to any other dude on BP. Promise.
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If you come to Tampa, i'll set up two computers side by side and we can play on BP together.
I've been talking shit about coming to visit you. Maybe before Biorin if the weather stays nice and warm down there in FL.


Shhh...., don't tell her I said that.
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Hm sounds kinda shitty to me.
There were some good parts.
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There were some good parts.
Over the pants rub down?
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Go to an area where if one member flakes, there are like 20 other who live in the same area.


I thought single people understood the law of averages?!?


Axius, How far was the drive to NOLA?


C5 Driver- I didn't see you. Went all around balboa, the peninsula, pier, lido, Linda, etc...

No luck
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Go to an area where if one member flakes, there are like 20 other who live in the same area.


I thought single people understood the law of averages?!?


Axius, How far was the drive to NOLA?


C5 Driver- I didn't see you. Went all around balboa, the peninsula, pier, lido, Linda, etc...

No luck
That's because I'm at Pelican Hill. Hurry!
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There were some good parts.
Over the pants rub down?
15 hours for 2nd base...???
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15 hours for 2nd base...???
Full release defies base terminology
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To be fair, Ax would be making the trip specifically for me. When you're here, i'm not even on the list of reasons for the visit.

For you, i'll set up some play time at my office, after hours of course. That offer hasn't been made to any other dude on BP. Promise.
Whatever :roll eyes:

I've extended the offer to hang and break bread several times on the circle....no dice from the Tonka Donk

BTW - next trip will be late April or mid-May
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If you come to Tampa, i'll set up two computers side by side and we can play on BP together.
I've been talking shit about coming to visit you. Maybe before Biorin if the weather stays nice and warm down there in FL.


Shhh...., don't tell her I said that.
Unless you want to hang at Biorin's office or at a client's office, you're not going to visit her until late April early May.

So bring yer guns and yer mtn bike. Well shoot some stuff and ride some trails.
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That's because I'm at Pelican Hill. Hurry!
Ahh! Couldn't get a tee time or I'd still be there for after golf drinks!


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15 hours for 2nd base...???
No bases.
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Go to an area where if one member flakes, there are like 20 other who live in the same area.


I thought single people understood the law of averages?!?


Axius, How far was the drive to NOLA?
13 hours there, 15 hours back.



No worries, I had my fun, I made a ton of new friends while they ghost hunted or whatever and were too busy to fill me in. I've learned this past week the only person I'll ever be able to truly rely on is myself.
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Unless you want to hang at Biorin's office or at a client's office, you're not going to visit her until late April early May.

So bring yer guns and yer mtn bike. Well shoot some stuff and ride some trails.
Sounds like a plan, I'll start looking at arrangements and see what it'd take to get down there. I want to go down there when it's warm, not "cool" either.


What the temps through Jan/Feb?
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13 hours there, 15 hours back.



No worries, I had my fun, I made a ton of new friends while they ghost hunted or whatever and were too busy to fill me in. I've learned this past week the only person I'll ever be able to truly rely on is myself.
Sorry to hear that William , and this sounds like you was the ghost of the situation..
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Sounds like a plan, I'll start looking at arrangements and see what it'd take to get down there. I want to go down there when it's warm, not "cool" either.


What the temps through Jan/Feb?
Son, these BP chicks have issues. Find you a local girl, you're a good looking guy.
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Issues?
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Sorry to hear that William , and this sounds like you was the ghost of the situation..
I was very much alive and present Phil. Had a blast, they were the ghosts of the situation.

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I went there because I've never been to Bourbon street before, not for a person.
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If you come to Tampa, i'll set up two computers side by side and we can play on BP together.
I've been talking shit about coming to visit you. Maybe before Biorin if the weather stays nice and warm down there in FL.


Shhh...., don't tell her I said that.
It's ok, Ax. Best for last!
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