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      12-28-2015, 03:50 PM   #18811
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Malorie / Milicent or Trixie...
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Maleficent??
Evil, prepster, grandma, cereal, evil, evil...

How about something that says fast, powerful (but not East German powerful), gorgeous, sexy, and high maintenance?
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Oh, names...., Mmmmm, Cecilia. Sophisticated, bitchy, life in the left lane, drains accounts and maxes cards.
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Evil, prepster, grandma, cereal, evil, evil...

How about something that says fast, powerful (but not East German powerful), gorgeous, sexy, and high maintenance?
MOPAR, Ford, or Chevy...
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      12-28-2015, 03:54 PM   #18815
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Funny. I was thinking I'd name it Konigsegg, so I can tell everyone I drive Konigsegg...
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Sexy, dumbass! Read!
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Sexy, dumbass! Read!
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Jennifer Aniston and Halle Berry
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      12-28-2015, 03:59 PM   #18819
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Sexy, dumbass! Read!
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Jennifer Aniston and Halle Berry
Fail... Just... Fail...
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Jennifer Aniston and Halle Berry
I can agree with Jennifer Aniston. Guh, boy oh boy can I agree.


Halle always has dude hair, so I'm out on that one.
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Jennifer Aniston and Halle Berry
I can agree with Jennifer Aniston. Guh, boy oh boy can I agree.


Halle always has dude hair, so I'm out on that one.
I was meaning more toward Smoking Hot and HIGH maintenance....
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      12-28-2015, 04:07 PM   #18822
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Hmmm...

Jenn?
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Jennifer Aniston and Halle Berry



Aniston you take home to Mom, Halle Berry is nutty so i imagine She's a wild ride.
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Funny. I was thinking I'd name it Konigsegg, so I can tell everyone I drive Konigsegg...
You'll be swimming in pussy.
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      12-28-2015, 04:23 PM   #18827
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So is this my call out as a bull dyke?
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      12-28-2015, 04:26 PM   #18828
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So is this my call out as a bull dyke?
So you're a girl AND you're into girls?! When was this public knowledge?
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      12-28-2015, 04:29 PM   #18829
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So you're a girl AND you're into girls?! When was this public knowledge?
No babe...V1 assumed I wanted to be swimming in the P-word.
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No babe...V1 assumed I wanted to be swimming in the P-word.
Oh he assumed. I've been MIA while I was back in the dirty D, wasn't sure if something was missed.


So you're into dudes then, huh?
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So you're into dudes then, huh?
This is Monday, so yes.
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