I Hate Feeling Successful

[Joekerr]

I'm young, but I feel so far that I am successful and because of this, others don't accept me. I'm 21 and have avoided having kids so that I could acquire currency. I've graduated with a chemical engineering degree from Duh Harvard a year ago and have had jobs literally thrust at me that are paying over $350K per year. I feel in spite of this monetary success that I am also very successful in my personal accomplishments as well. And unbelievably, it seems now all these people have banded together and formed this group called the "99 percent" and are totally against me and think they are entitled to my money despite me working hard for it while they have just sat around playing PS3 for their lives. I feel that I can never go out for a relaxing night on the town in my Veyron without having people stare maliciously at me and pointing fingers - I just never get to enjoy a night out anymore.

Please I'm not looking for sympathy or to attract trolls in my thread, rather I am just venting to everyone and wondering your opinions. How old were you when success first tragically struck? Please elaborate here and feel free to share your story!

[SWOLE]

You too, huh? I can't even drive the Aston around any more due to the spontaneous protests that seem to pop up everywhere ever I go.

What's a guy to do? Sheesh.....

[yakev724]

[Hisam135i]

Originally Posted by yakev724

[Elliott@DetailAddict]

I loled

[ddk632]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

I'm young, but I feel so far that I am successful and because of this, others don't accept me. I'm 21 and have avoided having kids so that I could acquire currency. I've graduated with a chemical engineering degree from Duh Harvard a year ago and have had jobs literally thrust at me that are paying over $350K per year. I feel in spite of this monetary success that I am also very successful in my personal accomplishments as well. And unbelievably, it seems now all these people have banded together and formed this group called the "99 percent" and are totally against me and think they are entitled to my money despite me working hard for it while they have just sat around playing PS3 for their lives. I feel that I can never go out for a relaxing night on the town in my Veyron without having people stare maliciously at me and pointing fingers - I just never get to enjoy a night out anymore.

Please I'm not looking for sympathy or to attract trolls in my thread, rather I am just venting to everyone and wondering your opinions. How old were you when success first tragically struck? Please elaborate here and feel free to share your story!

I think I can really help you. Success does not have to ruin your life, like it did mine. You need to immediately take your car to the shop (your Nissan, if possible) and find some weed in the loaner they give you. Once you're baked out of your mind, go out to a few Mommy and Me classes and find some of those single women with kids to date. Take the first one to Vegas and get married. Whatever you do, condoms are the enemy.

You'll be well on your way to reversing this horrific situation. I wish I can provide more advice, but maybe if you post a picture of your dog and tell us (at least 3 different times) what your favorite beer is... someone might be able to help out even more.

[ddk632]

Originally Posted by yakev724

This has to be the best photo I've seen in a long time -