When You Hit Bmw Assist You Get......

Tonymsport · 08-23-2011, 08:25 AM

IM NOT SURE IF THIS HAS BEEN DONE BEFORE BUT I THOUGHT ITD BE FUNNY IF I STARTED A FILL IN THE BLANK TYPE OF THING...ILL START

WHEN YOU HIT BMW ASSIST YOU GET A HELICOPTER AND A RESCUE TEAM.... Also you can say other cars example (when you hit mazda assist you get a new set of hot wheels batteries not included)

my_blue_335 · 08-23-2011, 08:33 AM

on a serious note, I got the Convenience package upgrade w/ the assist - its awesome! i love it....

back to your regularly scheduled program

Tonymsport · 08-23-2011, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by my_blue_335

on a serious note, I got the Convenience package upgrade w/ the assist - its awesome! i love it....

back to your regularly scheduled program

It is pretty nice ive had to use it once (snow storm) very quick response/action

dryan81 · 08-23-2011, 09:12 AM

when you hit BMW assist, you get a "please delete this thread" message

Tonymsport · 08-23-2011, 09:45 AM

Just done it out of boredom but a word of advice if you dont like the thread "please do not hit the reply button" thanks

turugara · 08-23-2011, 10:04 AM

I got a tiny german who came out and told me that I didn't pay for the package and that he could install it for an additional $3,000. Looks like I got screwed.

Tonymsport · 08-23-2011, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by turugara

I got a tiny german who came out and told me that I didn't pay for the package and that he could install it for an additional $3,000. Looks like I got screwed.

Lol was his name hanz that same guy said the same to me -__-

KyLu II · 08-23-2011, 11:22 AM

Rebecca Black concert > this thread.

Tiz113 · 08-23-2011, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by KyLu II

Rebecca Black concert > this thread.

you love her to much

Tonymsport · 08-23-2011, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by KyLu II

Rebecca Black concert > this thread.

Wouldnt you be more helpful at a civic/integra forum?

MusclezMarinara · 08-23-2011, 12:31 PM

should we care?!

Tonymsport · 08-23-2011, 12:36 PM

Hey like i said i thought it would ease the boredom at work but i guess some people that go out of theyre way to say something stupid are right and maybe unemployed smh

Tonymsport · 08-23-2011, 12:37 PM

Btw the 1m is lookin super mean

MusclezMarinara · 08-23-2011, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Tonymsport

Hey like i said i thought it would ease the boredom at work but i guess some people that go out of theyre way to say something stupid are right and maybe unemployed smh

lol hey i mean yanno to each there own bro its whatever im just being a buster!

thank you i love it getting a new car prep detail gunna look amazing

Tonymsport · 08-23-2011, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by MusclezMarinara

lol hey i mean yanno to each there own bro its whatever im just being a buster!

thank you i love it getting a new car prep detail gunna look amazing

Damn thats gonna look cleann man pics up here for sure! Where i am theres only one alpine white amazing car god bless

xplicitstylez · 08-23-2011, 01:11 PM

When you hit BMW Assist you get an EARTHQAUKE!!!

Tonymsport · 08-23-2011, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by xplicitstylez

When you hit BMW Assist you get an EARTHQAUKE!!!

You felt that? Loll thats the result of bmw unleashing the tri turbo m3 onto the test track

xplicitstylez · 08-23-2011, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Tonymsport

You felt that? Loll thats the result of bmw unleashing the tri turbo m3 onto the test track

yeah man. my whole office building started shaking.

Bobby_LeMan · 08-23-2011, 03:06 PM

Fail thread to its finest!

KyLu II · 08-23-2011, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Tonymsport

Wouldnt you be more helpful at a civic/integra forum?

no i wouldn't be, i don't have an acura/honda so shut up hoe.

Tonymsport · 08-23-2011, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by KyLu II

no i wouldn't be, i don't have an acura/honda so shut up hoe.

Just sayin i know dominican hoes live on civics/integras

HOE

KyLu II · 08-25-2011, 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Tonymsport

Just sayin i know dominican hoes live on civics/integras

HOE

Are you being racist right now?
I'm not from WH, sooo..... Cool story hoe.

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Tonymsport imout 14 Rep 266 Posts Drives: 2011 335i m sport Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: New york iTrader: (2)	Hey like i said i thought it would ease the boredom at work but i guess some people that go out of theyre way to say something stupid are right and maybe unemployed smh __________________ NOPE THIS LADY GETS SOMETHING SPECIAL....ITS CALLED SEXPANTHER BY ODION
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