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      06-05-2009, 03:37 PM   #1
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Another Reason To Go To The Track

A guy had just bought a brand new M3, intent on putting it to the test he'd taken it to the twistiest and most demanding country lanes he knew. He was burning through each bend at considerable speed, taking every corner like the car was on rails, the adrenalin was truly pumping, what a car!!


Out of nowhere he has to swerve to avoid a head-on with a woman in some bad heap, she's going way faster than the car can handle and holding on to the steering wheel for dear life through gritted teeth she screams at him "PIG!". He has the window down in a flash and hollers back at her at the top of his voice "B####". Around the next bend he crashes the M3 into a pig.
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      06-06-2009, 12:55 AM   #2
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hmm.. is this a true story?
there's a twisty around here that's called "poor man's track".
i know of 2 that died there on motor cycles and i've heard of plenty of car crashes
thank god i'm old enough now that i don't drive hard on public road other than speeding on straights..
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A guy had just bought a brand new M3, intent on putting it to the test he'd taken it to the twistiest and most demanding country lanes he knew. He was burning through each bend at considerable speed, taking every corner like the car was on rails, the adrenalin was truly pumping, what a car!!


Out of nowhere he has to swerve to avoid a head-on with a woman in some bad heap, she's going way faster than the car can handle and holding on to the steering wheel for dear life through gritted teeth she screams at him "PIG!". He has the window down in a flash and hollers back at her at the top of his voice "B####". Around the next bend he crashes the M3 into a pig.
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