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12-24-2007, 05:37 PM | #1 |
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12-26-2007, 10:08 AM | #2 | |
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what the hell.....
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01-11-2008, 12:37 AM | #4 |
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Get a load of this:
"The odds of conception from what you describe are very slim. There is a reason why, when men ejaculate, the man chowder comes out will such force. It has a relatively long journey to the egg. Chances are that, even if there was a live sperm cell on his fingertip, it either died in your vagina or was flushed out when you peed. If you missed your period, get a pregnancy test just to ease your mind." seriously wtfux
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02-02-2008, 02:38 AM | #8 |
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lol wtf
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02-18-2008, 12:37 PM | #10 |
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She should be happy he didn;t stick his finger in her a-hole.
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04-07-2008, 10:52 AM | #14 |
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She shouldn't be allowed to reproduce!
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05-18-2008, 04:08 PM | #15 |
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Why the fuck did I just read all of those answers?
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05-18-2008, 08:26 PM | #18 |
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did you mean "PREGNENT"? coz thats what she's asking.
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06-13-2008, 05:27 PM | #20 |
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Oh ...huh ...I guess this means no more dates for me with that no-secret-keeping bitch
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06-15-2008, 11:58 PM | #21 | |
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