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      01-31-2011, 10:07 AM   #23
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I think most these trains now have camera's on them, be interesting to see what come of this.

When I was in collage a homeless guy walks into the local 7-11 drops his pants in the middle of the store, begins to pick at his dick, we thought he was pick crabs from his dick and the girls started to freak out, and the two Indian guys jump the counter and grab the guy and through out the door on his bare ass.
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      01-31-2011, 10:14 AM   #24
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      01-31-2011, 10:28 AM   #26
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      01-31-2011, 10:59 AM   #27
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just joking, Tondtar thinks I do fat chicks and never gave a reason to say that lol
I never said you did, Collin ....You are the one who just post excuses like, "it was just a bad cell phone pic" or "the angle was not right on this one" or the famous "I have more but I can't post here b/c I get banned". And believe me, I had my share of not so slim ones when the blood alcohol meter was running high. But I learned from my poor lapse of judgment, blamed it on my youth and inexperience and rationed myself to a selected few good ones. The rule of thumb was quite simple : If I'd got caught with her being out, would I not feel embarrassed in front of friends and colleagues? ...Any hesitation in answering that question X'd a hook-up possibility and eliminated mishap and embarrassment later

Back to the OP's post .....Did anyone think the Fapper Guy may have been blind and deaf? Why, you ask? ...Well :

1. He did not know where the hell he was in the first place.

2. Well ....See who's accusing

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      01-31-2011, 11:54 AM   #28
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      01-31-2011, 12:25 PM   #29
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2. Well ....See who's accusing
any man who can sustain an erection after seeing that beast, should deserve an award
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      01-31-2011, 12:26 PM   #30
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shes got nothin on the fatty in my FB chat thread.
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i call BS on story. for one thing, if some bum was jacking off, i think everyone would step WAY away from him or something... that's just not something i'd like to be around personally. and girl is unfappable.

wakka share please!
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      01-31-2011, 03:47 PM   #32
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share pics of the fatty? Go check out the thread i wont ruin someone elses thread with that biotch
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      01-31-2011, 04:10 PM   #34
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share pics of the fatty? Go check out the thread i wont ruin someone elses thread with that biotch


i was thinking of pics of the ex... but i guess we all know what's on your mind..

it's cool man...
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      01-31-2011, 04:16 PM   #35
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i was thinking of pics of the ex... but i guess we all know what's on your mind..

it's cool man...
The last thing i said in this thread was somethign about the fatty. then you requested photos. I figured you wanted some
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Wakka couldnt even fap to that
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Wakka couldnt even fap to that
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Share hthe pics Wakka and not of fat chics either
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      01-31-2011, 10:32 PM   #40
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send me a pm to remind me, theres a girl with me now i cant be pullin up pics of my ex with a sharpie in her pooper. But ill send it to you in the morning when shes gone.
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Lies. Found that shit on 4chan.
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      01-31-2011, 10:47 PM   #42
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send me a pm to remind me, theres a girl with me now i cant be pullin up pics of my ex with a sharpie in her pooper. But ill send it to you in the morning when shes gone.
I dont think she will mind, she told you about a guy who masturbated with banana peels
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I dont think she will mind, she told you about a guy who masturbated with banana peels


lol @ Jay nah i have pictures of her cleaning my car somewhere too if you really dont believe me.
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post both. I will superimpose for validity.
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