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      06-17-2019, 01:24 PM   #1937
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I swear the waiting staff in restaurants wait until you take a bite then come over to ask how everything is! I've always got a mouthful when they do that!
When they do this, they get a blank stare followed up with a thumbs up, unless something is awry, then they get the "hold up" finger followed by uncomfortable eye contact until I finish chewing/swallow.
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      06-17-2019, 03:55 PM   #1938
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I'm here all day but not something you should joke with me or anyone for that matter about.
So not very good at taking jokes then. I'll keep it in mind.
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      06-17-2019, 03:56 PM   #1939
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tell me more, is it because you can envision plaque flying off someones teeth with each brush stroke? or the pasty saliva that just builds and builds...
Ok, where’s that ignore list...
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      06-17-2019, 04:21 PM   #1940
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So not very good at taking jokes then. I'll keep it in mind.
I understand it was a joke and I will screw around all day here just a few things I would stay away from personally.
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      06-17-2019, 04:36 PM   #1941
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^Nobody wants to get sued for slander, especially for 7 figures . . .
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      06-17-2019, 05:00 PM   #1942
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Alright, when i was...Lord knows what age, young. I had just learned about slavery. Now unfortunately they didn't tell me that, the slaves were freed, and I told the bagger that evening that she was my slave and had to take the cart to the car....yes she was black.

Thats the worst. Poor mom.
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      06-17-2019, 07:41 PM   #1943
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My version of that is that i can't stand to be around anyone who is brushing their teeth.
I don't mind the crunching or the brushing, but when someone is chewing food and you can hear it squishing around in there, I get darn near homicidal.
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      06-18-2019, 07:40 AM   #1944
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^Nobody wants to get sued for slander, especially for 7 figures . . .
Bazinga! Sideways Kite-y burn there!

Well executed! We didn't even have to read a bunch of conspiracy theory banter to get there!
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      06-18-2019, 07:55 AM   #1945
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Bazinga! Sideways Kite-y burn there!

Well executed! We didn't even have to read a bunch of conspiracy theory banter to get there!
We wont be laughing so hard with old KB rolls out a multi-million $ class action that names all of us.
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      06-18-2019, 07:55 AM   #1946
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i like the idea of having a half bath in the garage....
One of my clients wants half bath in detach garage
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      06-18-2019, 07:59 AM   #1947
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We wont be laughing so hard with old KB rolls out a multi-million $ class action that names all of us.
Nope....but we'll all laugh until then!
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      06-18-2019, 08:00 AM   #1948
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i like the idea of having a half bath in the garage....
One of my clients wants half bath in detach garage
Bubble?
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      06-18-2019, 08:02 AM   #1949
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i like the idea of having a half bath in the garage....
One of my clients wants half bath in detach garage
I've often thought about having a urinal in my garage. Although thought about having one in my bathroom next to the toilet too. The one in the garage would really come in handy though. Not sure about the rest of you but I don't like making time for bathroom breaks when I'm in the middle of a project.
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How much time does a urinal save? I pee the same amount.
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Bubble?
no tub just sink & toilet.... unless u can make bubbles in sink
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      06-18-2019, 08:06 AM   #1952
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I've often thought about having a urinal in my garage. Although thought about having one in my bathroom next to the toilet too. The one in the garage would really come in handy though. Not sure about the rest of you but I don't like making time for bathroom breaks when I'm in the middle of a project.
OR bad case of the runs...can u make it to nearest toilet thats 70ft and u have to unlock door
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      06-18-2019, 10:26 AM   #1953
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Don't any of you have a door from garage to back yard?????
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      06-18-2019, 10:34 AM   #1954
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Don't any of you have a door from garage to back yard?????
Just looked at my house plans. Nope. Only doors from my garages go inside. Nearest bathroom is an ensuite in a guest room. Otherwise there's the powder room on the exact opposite end of the house.
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      06-18-2019, 10:37 AM   #1955
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How much time does a urinal save? I pee the same amount.
Well then you're just weird.
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      06-18-2019, 10:56 AM   #1956
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My parents have a half bath in their garage. Although it’s more of my dad and brother’s man cave than a traditional garage. If you have something like that, or a large garage set up like a repair shop like some people do, the half bath is kind of a requirement at that point.

But if you just have a box of a garage connected to your house like the rest of us, it’s kind of weird/impossible to fit a half bath there
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Confession: When I'm in the shop doing woodworking and my wife yells down to me I just ignore her (unless it's something I care about). If I hear her coming down the stairs to investigate why I'm not answering I quickly throw on my ear muffs and pretend to be deeply focused on measuring for that next saw cut, tragically unable to hear her yelling for me.
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That should be in my pro tip thread bro
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