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      06-07-2020, 07:02 PM   #23
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It's got what plants crave.....
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"A man has got to know his limitations."

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      06-07-2020, 07:09 PM   #25
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“Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face!”
Another good one I forgot to add from the movie...

“You should see the toast! I couldn’t even get it through the door!”
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      06-07-2020, 07:39 PM   #26
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      06-07-2020, 08:29 PM   #28
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Seriously?

Not a *single* Princess Bride quote?
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      06-07-2020, 10:06 PM   #30
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They Mostly Come At Night... Mostly

and just for flybigjet
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
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      06-08-2020, 04:18 AM   #33
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"A man has got to know his limitations."

"Do you feel lucky, Punk?"
Yes!!


Plus


"Worms gotta eat to"!
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Come on people!!!!!

Sorry if it's been posted already...but

"IT'S JUST A FLESH WOUND"
"BRING OUT YOUR DEAD"
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      06-08-2020, 05:56 AM   #35
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Come on people!!!!!

Sorry if it's been posted already...but

"IT'S JUST A FLESH WOUND"
"BRING OUT YOUR DEAD"
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      06-08-2020, 07:03 AM   #36
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Two office space references are reminding me of another favorite line:

You've been missing a lot of work lately.
Well, I wouldn't say I've been missing it.
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      06-08-2020, 07:19 AM   #37
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One of my all time favorite quotes that gets used often:

"He who makes fewer declarative statements, looks less of an ass in retrospect."

-Quentin Tarantino (Four Rooms)

My two boys and I speak mostly in movie quotes. I haven't had my normal exuberant amount of caffeine this morning so I'll post more as they come to me.

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Come on people!!!!!

Sorry if it's been posted already...but

"IT'S JUST A FLESH WOUND"
"BRING OUT YOUR DEAD"
"Bring me a shrubbery!"
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      06-08-2020, 07:31 AM   #38
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"Dug in like an Alabama tick"

"This stuff makes you feel like a sexual Tyrannosaurus"

"We're all gonna die"

And for something different ....

"Is, is he slow.................?"
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I could go on for days!!!!!


“Shaken, not stirred.”
“Go ahead, make my day.”
“You talkin to me?”
“Here’s Johnny!”
"Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker."
“You’re gonna need a bigger boat.”
"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."
“They call it a Royale with cheese.”
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
“Say hello to my little friend!”
“Why so serious?”
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".....and don't call me Shirley."

"Say Joey, do you like gladiator movies?"
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      06-08-2020, 09:11 AM   #41
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No matter where we are if my brother see's a few empty bottles of cokes or beer bottles he does the

Warriors! Come out to play/aay
In that creepy high pitched voice

Golf country club patio or home cookout he does the same, it's like he must do it (tourettes)

This is the winner, my vote!
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      06-08-2020, 09:21 AM   #42
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I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you.... stranger

Tell me how he died
I will tell you how he lived

No.....I am your father

My friends .....you bow to no one

I can't carry it for you......but I can carry you!

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Farewell, Master Burglar. Go back to your books... and your armchair... plant your trees, watch them grow. If more people... valued home above gold... this world would be a merrier... place...
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What we have here is a failure to communicate (Cool Hand Luke)
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"He chose....poorly" Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.
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