You Know You're From California If...

SoYank · 01-19-2007, 09:34 AM

...your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
...you make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
...you take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.
...your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower.
...you can't remember...is pot illegal?
...you've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
...you have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
...you can't remember...is pot illegal?
...a really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
...gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
...unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.
...your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
...you can't remember...is pot illegal?
...it's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH."
...you pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cell phones or pagers.
...it's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
HEY!!!! Is pot illegal???
...both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics, personal trainers, and cosmetic surgeons.
...the Terminator is your governor.
...you drive illegally, they take your driver's license but if you're here illegally, they want to give you one.

Richwm · 01-19-2007, 09:39 AM

good one

lionheart · 01-19-2007, 09:43 AM

this is fairly accurate...lol!

6SpeedMan · 01-19-2007, 07:34 PM

All you socal people.

NaTuReB0Y · 01-25-2007, 10:29 PM

everyone wish they could live in calif..........

mikeman · 01-25-2007, 11:51 PM

so true..so true.

SoYank · 01-26-2007, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by NaTuReB0Y

everyone wish they could live in calif..........

Not true....not true.

cm3rc · 01-26-2007, 05:46 PM

funny! somewhat some are true

DFW_M · 01-27-2007, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by SoYank

[*]...you make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.

Actually, I would add to this one:
...but you drive brand new BMW every 6 months...

01-19-2007, 09:34 AM	#1
SoYank Major General 571 Rep 7,519 Posts Drives: 2009 E90 335i MT Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Vinton, Virginia iTrader: (1) Garage List 2009 BMW E90 335i S ... [9.00]	You Know You're From California If... ...your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible. ...you make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house. ...you take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English. ...your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower. ...you can't remember...is pot illegal? ...you've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor. ...you have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian. ...you can't remember...is pot illegal? ...a really great parking space can totally move you to tears. ...gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S. ...unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney. ...your car insurance costs as much as your house payment. ...you can't remember...is pot illegal? ...it's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH." ...you pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cell phones or pagers. ...it's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal??? ...both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics, personal trainers, and cosmetic surgeons. ...the Terminator is your governor. ...you drive illegally, they take your driver's license but if you're here illegally, they want to give you one. __________________ **2009 E90 335i Montego Blue · Black Leather · Burl Walnut · 6MT · US Spec** SatNav • ZPP • ZCW • 6FL • TPMS • iDrive • PDC • HWS • Xenons • BMW Assist • Power Rear Sunshade • Logic 7 European Taillights • Rear Foglamp • OEM Alarm • PicoTray • DataToys XM-DVR • Multi-view Processor Quaife ATB LSD • Short Shift Knob • Hartge Anti-Roll Bars • AP Racing Front Brakes • 19" Style 269 Last edited by SoYank; 01-19-2007 at 12:20 PM..
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01-19-2007, 09:39 AM	#2
Richwm Captain 65 Rep 920 Posts Drives: 06 E90 330i 6MT, 01 E46 330i Join Date: May 2006 Location: Canyon Country, CA. iTrader: (0) Garage List 2020 Jeep JLU Wrangler [0.00] 2006 (Mar 05 build ... [8.00] 2001 330i [9.00]	good one __________________ Mar 05 Build date,2006 E90 330i, Sport Package, Premium Package, TR MT-1's . V-1 Hard-wired power with custom V-1 Concealment Display . Rear fogs, Rear power outlet's, M short shifter knob, BlackLines, BMW Strut tower bar, CDV Delete, Front M3 wishbones + tension struts, BMW Performance shocks and springs, BMW Performance Brake kit F&R, OEM short shift kit. Rear M3 Guide rods and Wishbones. 2006 E-90 330i with 302,000 miles.
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01-19-2007, 09:43 AM	#3
lionheart Private First Class 9 Rep 141 Posts Drives: Three Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: LV-SD-CH iTrader: (0)	this is fairly accurate...lol!
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01-19-2007, 07:34 PM	#4
6SpeedMan Poor rich kid working 67 Rep 829 Posts Drives: 335i soon to be M3 Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Bellevue, Washington iTrader: (0) Garage List 2006 E90 330i [0.00]	All you socal people. __________________
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01-25-2007, 10:29 PM	#5
NaTuReB0Y Powered By 36DD 337 Rep 7,369 Posts Drives: 2006 E90 Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Inland Empire iTrader: (12)	everyone wish they could live in calif.......... __________________ 2006 E90 330i Jet Black \| 20" WORK VS-XX \| FK452 \| H&R Sport on Koni Yellow \| REMUS QUAD
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01-25-2007, 11:51 PM	#6
mikeman PAINISINEVITABLESUFFERING ISOPTIONAL. 43 Rep 381 Posts Drives: 08 Escalade Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: LA iTrader: (1) Garage List 2006 BMW 325i [0.00]	so true..so true. __________________ RIP E90 2006 Jet Black 325i\|Pioneer AVIC-N3 w/Pioneer GEX-P10XMT XM Nav Traffic\|Black Grill\|H&R Race Springs\|Blacklines\|ACS Roof Spoiler\|5% Rear Tint 10% Front Tint\|Maya RM1 Diamond Black 19x10 rear 19x9 front on Toyo T1R 265/30/19 rear and 235/35/19 front\|
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01-26-2007, 05:46 PM	#8
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