Five Rules For Men To Follow!

DLJJ3399 · 10-10-2006, 05:02 PM

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women don't know each other!

shimshimhada · 10-10-2006, 05:03 PM

BMW320i · 10-10-2006, 09:10 PM

L0o00o0o0ooL ! good one!

BMW F22 · 10-10-2006, 11:54 PM

LOL niiiiceee!!!

Gearcraft · 10-10-2006, 11:59 PM

that was soooo funny.

ksfrogman · 10-11-2006, 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by BMW320i

L0o00o0o0ooL ! good one!

You mean good four.

txusa03 · 10-11-2006, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by ksfrogman

You mean good four.

But you would like for them to get to know one another right? (is that not every guy dream?)

castleking · 10-11-2006, 05:15 PM

Thats one for my email at work

THE JEDI · 10-12-2006, 04:16 AM

:rocks: :rocks: :rocks: :rocks: :rocks: :rocks: :rocks: :rocks: :rocks:

longtran · 10-12-2006, 02:20 PM

Driv3r · 10-12-2006, 08:38 PM

HAHA didnt see that coming

Leonardo629 · 10-15-2006, 05:59 PM

nice...time to spread this one all over the internet...

Leo

Asiann · 11-08-2006, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by DLJJ3399

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women don't know each other!

Very nice!

emos325 · 11-08-2006, 03:41 PM

Good one!!! I only need 3 more LOL

remmib · 11-09-2006, 09:25 AM

Turbo Squid · 12-14-2006, 09:05 PM

06E90Rostik · 12-15-2006, 03:06 PM

LOL

6SpeedMan · 01-19-2007, 07:44 PM

That was funny as hell, make sure that all these women are of age too.

InfamousM3 · 01-21-2007, 02:02 AM

Definitley wasn't expecting that

Chesmu · 01-27-2007, 12:30 PM

I actually didn't see that one coming. That's a good joke.

MacAttack · 01-27-2007, 01:31 PM

Lols....Great one.

If there could be one....Just add 12 more personalities/traits and her name would be "Sybil." ...that's for you old timers out there. The rest wouldn't understand. Heck, kids don't know who John Wayne is now a days.

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MacAttack Colonel 29 Rep 2,134 Posts Drives: fast enough Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Afghanistan iTrader: (0) Garage List 2007 BMW [0.00]	Lols....Great one. If there could be one....Just add 12 more personalities/traits and her name would be "Sybil." ...that's for you old timers out there. The rest wouldn't understand. Heck, kids don't know who John Wayne is now a days. __________________ 2007 E92 335i Coupe: Monaco Blue/Premium/Sports/Winter Package/Nav/CA/6MT/TT/Active Cruise/Active Steering/iPod/Rear Shade/Tint/Short Shifter/OEM Alum Pedals//
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