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At least 18 + condom = who cares, I don't if shes hot 74 65.49%
It must be someone I'd want to be with if I'm not already 39 34.51%
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      03-15-2009, 09:19 PM   #23
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Wheres the option in the middle?!? Sometimes I see a hottie and I just want to put my D in her V. Other times if I like the girl I definitely get serious & think about it.
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I am turning 19. So I often get this problem all the time. Your thinking dam 20-life, but it could be soo worth it...
yeah, well thats what the other inmates are gonna think as you walk by in the shower
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Hey guys, one time I met this girl and left $20 on her dresser after I had sex with her and left. Anyway I got a mad call from her yelling at me that she wasn't a hooker. So I asked for the $20 back but she wouldn't give it to me. Weird huh?
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Hey guys, one time I met this girl and left $20 on her dresser after I had sex with her and left. Anyway I got a mad call from her yelling at me that she wasn't a hooker. So I asked for the $20 back but she wouldn't give it to me. Weird huh?
dude. Cause the standard going rate is $200. Of course she got made. Don't ask me how I know.
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Well I usually feel the same way... but I have taken other factors in to account, seriously.

-If you bang out some girl and something breaks (condom) and you never knew if she was or wasnt on birth control or something... and she got prego and you didn't know if she was a pro life or pro choice girl then FUCK!

I now take into account:

How old is she? Is she old enough to handle the consequences? Are you?

What does she do for work? Or where does she go to school? If an oopsie did happen could you handle the life situation you are in with that person?

I mean if say... her family is well off, shes already got a degree, shes smart and if something did happen she'd drive on with her goals OR!

yes, OR!

Is she in fucking cosmetology school and an aspiring celeb hair stylist that is only going to make it to super cuts lol

I'm not here to preach and keep in mind I USED to be one of the biggest man whores ever. Now I am trying to adjust fire before something goes seriously wrong. I'd like to hear if others are on the same page as I.

and while you run through all this, spool just pitb.
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Uhm whats up with all this premarital sex?

:flame-suit on:

I am very religious and therefore sex before marriage seems animal-like to me.

Plus , think about it: would you want to spend the rest of your life with someone who has been "around" ?
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Plus , think about it: would you want to spend the rest of your life with someone who has been "around" ?

Damn right! Experience is the best teacher!
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Uhm whats up with all this premarital sex?

:flame-suit on:

I am very religious and therefore sex before marriage seems animal-like to me.

Plus , think about it: would you want to spend the rest of your life with someone who has been "around" ?
Someone I want to marry has a balance of everything. Physical and emotional chemistry. I refuse to be the guy, who married the girl and after the second year of marriage we don't even touch each other anymore and end up like the 7th Heaven family. Boooooooring. Marriage is like most things, gotta keep it interesting and if shes a flake in the sack it just might not always be interesting.
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Uhm whats up with all this premarital sex?

:flame-suit on:

I am very religious and therefore sex before marriage seems animal-like to me.

Plus , think about it: would you want to spend the rest of your life with someone who has been "around" ?
I sure as hell don't want a dead fish in bed. ALL inexperience girls I've been with have sucked in bed. Have fun with that. We are animals by the way, no matter how good you think you are.
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We are animals by the way, no matter how good you think you are.
We are all sinners as well.
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I sure as hell don't want a dead fish in bed. ALL inexperience girls I've been with have sucked in bed. Have fun with that. We are animals by the way, no matter how good you think you are.
I believe how good he thinks he is is his own prerogative. Dead fish women can learn. Its not like just having sex and being a dead fish with 5 or more guys, and then they magically became the super-freak you so desire. They probably had someone teach them, so your point, in essence, is moot. You can just teach her what you want her to do.

I'd rather end up with a dead fish, than beef curtains.
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Uhm whats up with all this premarital sex?

:flame-suit on:

I am very religious and therefore sex before marriage seems animal-like to me.

Plus , think about it: would you want to spend the rest of your life with someone who has been "around" ?
Some of the best nooky is animal like.

But then I am an agnostic and all religion seems like delusional paranoia to me.

As long as a girl is disease free, all that having been "around" means is she knows what she's doing.
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Someone I want to marry has a balance of everything. Physical and emotional chemistry. I refuse to be the guy, who married the girl and after the second year of marriage we don't even touch each other anymore and end up like the 7th Heaven family. Boooooooring. Marriage is like most things, gotta keep it interesting and if shes a flake in the sack it just might not always be interesting.
That is awfully stereotypical of you to think that...

just saying thats not the way it is in Christian families, even Scripture supports a healthy relationship (in marriage) to also be sexual if there is such a need

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I sure as hell don't want a dead fish in bed. ALL inexperience girls I've been with have sucked in bed. Have fun with that. We are animals by the way, no matter how good you think you are.
How good i think i am has nothing to do with it... as said by someone else "we are all sinners"

if i understand you correctly:

Dead fish = virgin or inexperienced

everyone was a virgin at one point -- i dont really like the idea of Joe, Billy, Alex, and Tim teaching my future wife how to be good in bed.



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I believe how good he thinks he is is his own prerogative. Dead fish women can learn. Its not like just having sex and being a dead fish with 5 or more guys, and then they magically became the super-freak you so desire. They probably had someone teach them, so your point, in essence, is moot. You can just teach her what you want her to do.

I'd rather end up with a dead fish, than beef curtains.
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Some of the best nooky is animal like.

But then I am an agnostic and all religion seems like delusional paranoia to me.

As long as a girl is disease free, all that having been "around" means is she knows what she's doing.

agnostic- a person who holds the view that any ultimate reality (as God) is unknown and probably unknowable ; broadly : one who is not committed to believing in either the existence or the nonexistence of God or a god

I hope Webster gave me the right definition

What you believe/not believe is your personal choice

It doesnt have to be religious - healthy moral understanding is enough to see why an animal-like/whore would not make a very good life-long partner


but again thats just my opinion
this is a poll thread anyways , isnt it?

best of luck to all of you (hopefully i didnt offend anyone - I apologize if I did)
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That is awfully stereotypical of you to think that...

just saying thats not the way it is in Christian families, even Scripture supports a healthy relationship (in marriage) to also be sexual if there is such a need



How good i think i am has nothing to do with it... as said by someone else "we are all sinners"

if i understand you correctly:

Dead fish = virgin or inexperienced

everyone was a virgin at one point -- i dont really like the idea of Joe, Billy, Alex, and Tim teaching my future wife how to be good in bed.





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agnostic- a person who holds the view that any ultimate reality (as God) is unknown and probably unknowable ; broadly : one who is not committed to believing in either the existence or the nonexistence of God or a god

I hope Webster gave me the right definition

What you believe/not believe is your personal choice

It doesnt have to be religious - healthy moral understanding is enough to see why an animal-like/whore would not make a very good life-long partner


but again thats just my opinion
this is a poll thread anyways , isnt it?

best of luck to all of you (hopefully i didnt offend anyone - I apologize if I did)
Hey! My name is Alex

And the beef curtain comment never makes sense. Whether a chick is a slut and bangs a new dude every week for a year or she is married and bangs her husband every week for a year, her hairy axe wound is gonna get the same workout and be in the same shape. Being a slut doesn't produce beef curtains, unless of course said slut is into double penetration.
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Hey! My name is Alex

And the beef curtain comment never makes sense. Whether a chick is a slut and bangs a new dude every week for a year or she is married and bangs her husband every week for a year, her hairy axe wound is gonna get the same workout and be in the same shape. Being a slut doesn't produce beef curtains, unless of course said slut is into double penetration.
Beef curtains are genetic and have nothing to do with how many times a girl fucks. The tightness of her vaginal muscles depends on her sexual activity not the outside lips.
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Beef curtains are genetic and have nothing to do with how many times a girl fucks. The tightness of her vaginal muscles depends on her sexual activity not the outside lips.

Yeah, thats why I'm tellin the other guys that a girl being a slut doesn't cause her to have beef curtains.

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Hey! My name is Alex

And the beef curtain comment never makes sense. Whether a chick is a slut and bangs a new dude every week for a year or she is married and bangs her husband every week for a year, her hairy axe wound is gonna get the same workout and be in the same shape. Being a slut doesn't produce beef curtains, unless of course said slut is into double penetration.
my bad, i actually dont technically know what a beef curtain means (dont really care -doesnt seem good though)

you make a good point about the "hairy axe wound" shape, but really? what does it tell you about a girls character - if she has sex with a different guy every week...

... pretty sure "animal-like" is going to be in that description

I guess i want to be with someone who shares the same moral values as me...

... to each his own i guess
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