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      10-12-2016, 12:47 PM   #40459
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I suppose both are somewhat true

The big bearded bear who bares his chest and also bares arms. That guy gets my vote.
I am consulting a style guide to see if this could have been made to sound any more gay. The answer is "no". Congrats, a perfect score.
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      10-12-2016, 12:50 PM   #40460
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      10-12-2016, 12:51 PM   #40461
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      10-12-2016, 01:07 PM   #40462
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I am consulting a style guide to see if this could have been made to sound any more gay. The answer is "no". Congrats, a perfect score.



The big bearded burly bear who bares his chest and brawny arms and also bears arms, but barely boasts of his barren calves.
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      10-12-2016, 01:09 PM   #40463
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So what do I put on my ballot? Write in for "The Beared One"?
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I suppose both are somewhat true

The big bearded bear who bares his chest and also bares arms. That guy gets my vote.
Not a bad recovery. And Moddie is out of the closet apparently thanks to you and jtodd_fl . Had never heard the meaning of a bear in that particular way before.
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      10-12-2016, 01:30 PM   #40464
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Had never heard the meaning of a bear in that particular way before.
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      10-12-2016, 09:32 PM   #40465
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      10-12-2016, 11:17 PM   #40466
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      10-12-2016, 11:33 PM   #40467
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      10-12-2016, 11:36 PM   #40468
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      10-12-2016, 11:37 PM   #40469
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      10-12-2016, 11:40 PM   #40470
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      10-12-2016, 11:47 PM   #40471
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You said Cabo? Because that balcony looks like the one in Alcapulco where I was considering if I could jump into pool because I was SURE banditos were in the hallway about to storm my room
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      10-12-2016, 11:50 PM   #40472
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Cabo yes was thinking of a 5th floor jump to pool myself for fun
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      10-12-2016, 11:54 PM   #40473
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Cabo yes was thinking of a 5th floor jump to pool myself for fun
You look good for your age!
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I came in flat, diet didn't work out looked better few weeks out.
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      10-12-2016, 11:57 PM   #40476
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Cabo yes was thinking of a 5th floor jump to pool myself for fun
You look good for your age!
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      10-13-2016, 12:00 AM   #40478
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