Confess here

[N24SHS]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

I confess that someone didn’t buy a turkey yet

Any tricks on how to catch a wild turkey, especially in Virginia Beach so it can be plucked, prepped and cooked, all by 3:47 PM today? Asking for a friend.

...football kit on, limber up, see target, get moving, go for the high speed approach, shoulder down......and launch yourself at the feathered beast. Wrestle it to the ground like a prize WWF fighter. Avoid pecking to eyes, or kicking from those powerful legs. Should pecking or kicking occur......kick the turkey back until its guts pop out its ass.......pull at feathers like a deranged fox.......stuff turkey under arm.......hot foot it back home........light oven........kick back and open a single malt and enjoy some turkey later.

[cmyx6go]

My Thanksgiving tradition - watching March of the Wooden Soldiers while I make my famous stuffed artichokes. They might have choked Artie but they’re not gonna choke Stymie.

Happy Thanksgiving to all.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by N24SHS

...football kit on, limber up, see target, get moving, go for the high speed approach, shoulder down......and launch yourself at the feathered beast. Wrestle it to the ground like a prize WWF fighter. Avoid pecking to eyes, or kicking from those powerful legs. Should pecking or kicking occur......kick the turkey back until its guts pop out its ass.......pull at feathers like a deranged fox.......stuff turkey under arm.......hot foot it back home........light oven........kick back and open a single malt and enjoy some turkey later.

Or 12/20 gauge to the head if u got a late start. The neighbor will give up the bird

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

I confess that someone didn’t buy a turkey yet

Any tricks on how to catch a wild turkey, especially in Virginia Beach so it can be plucked, prepped and cooked, all by 3:47 PM today? Asking for a friend.

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Or 12/20 gauge to the head if u got a late start. The neighbor will give up the bird

I'm with Wede head on this one. Easiest way to accomplish your goal is to take a little walk around the neighbourhood right around the time you want to eat and use your nose. When you come across a house that has a delicious smelling turkey cooking, cause a distraction at the front door and sneak in the back with a pair of oven mitts and extract said turkey pan and all and bring it back to your location.

Great success.

[F30lolz]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

I'm with Wede head on this one. Easiest way to accomplish your goal is to take a little walk around the neighbourhood right around the time you want to eat and use your nose. When you come across a house that has a delicious smelling turkey cooking, cause a distraction at the front door and sneak in the back with a pair of oven mitts and extract said turkey pan and all and bring it back to your location.

Great success.

I tried this approach and now I’m in jail.

Pro tip for everyone

1. Stay quiet in the cell
2. Bail money is hard to get on a holiday
3. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

[1MOREMOD]

You been made anyones gf yet?

[F30lolz]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

You been made anyones gf yet?

All the men cells are packed so they inserted me into a female cell.

Good times.

[1MOREMOD]

They still can rape you and not the good way

[nyalpine90]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

Just arrived as traffic sucked balls.

Remind me to send you my nudes later.

Glad u made it safe to your destination.
Include turkey leg with nudes lol

UncleWede i hope your feeling better.

Rmtt oh i have pending meeting with him regarding my salary next week.


Happy Thanksgiving everyone
Be safe

[N24SHS]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

All the men cells are packed so they inserted me into a female cell.

Good times.

....i cant believe they put you in a female....

[M5Rick]

Originally Posted by Dang3r

Bought some Marten Brown home protection spray and applied it at the wheels of neighbors crappy VW, he's blocking always parking space.
Didn't know that cats are liking too and used the rubber as scratching post…

Thanks for the idea, theres a sh*t nissan juke starting to block my driveway far exit.

[WestRace]

Last night I saw a devil
He came down from the hill
Overlooking my window ...

[Rmtt]

Originally Posted by nyalpine90

Glad u made it safe to your destination.
Include turkey leg with nudes lol

UncleWede i hope your feeling better.

Rmtt oh i have pending meeting with him regarding my salary next week.


Happy Thanksgiving everyone
Be safe

Good luck!

I went through this about 6 weeks ago. Timing was on my side and I actually got lucky as we had a "high-level" associate put in his notice the day before I told him I needed to speak with hum about "something".

I guess he was afraid I might leave as well....so I made out pretty well.

[F30lolz]

Originally Posted by WestRace

Last night I saw a devil
He came down from the hill
Overlooking my window ...

Need pics to determine his/her level of evilness.

Confess that I fell asleep watching Episode 4 of Mandalorian. Felt like it was a ‘fill-in’ episode.

[nyalpine90]

Originally Posted by Rmtt

Good luck!

I went through this about 6 weeks ago. Timing was on my side and I actually got lucky as we had a "high-level" associate put in his notice the day before I told him I needed to speak with hum about "something".

I guess he was afraid I might leave as well....so I made out pretty well.

thanks


well thats great news!

[FuriouslyFast]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

I confess that someone didn’t buy a turkey yet

Any tricks on how to catch a wild turkey, especially in Virginia Beach so it can be plucked, prepped and cooked, all by 3:47 PM today? Asking for a friend.

Meh, I didn't make a turkey. Went to the movies then we came back & made dinner. Was supposed to be enchiladas, but she got some useless tortillas that kept breaking so I said f this & made "enchilada lasagna"

[nyalpine90]

no clue what to get the wife for xmas?

[F30lolz]

Originally Posted by nyalpine90

no clue what to get the wife for xmas?

A Mike Francesa approved snow blower

[FuriouslyFast]

Originally Posted by nyalpine90

no clue what to get the wife for xmas?

Spatula

[nyalpine90]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

A Mike Francesa approved snow blower

good one lol

i must admit, she is very handy with tools.

[nyalpine90]

Originally Posted by FuriouslyFast

Spatula

i should prank her

[FuriouslyFast]

Originally Posted by nyalpine90

i should prank her

Can we all conspire on said prank?