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      06-27-2016, 03:08 PM   #32209
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I dunno... Your sig suggests a more suitable forum member for that title...
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Heard your going on a date with a Masshole.
Massholes are the worst. Smack talking fair weather fans... and they can't drive for shit.
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      06-27-2016, 07:16 PM   #32215
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That is one of my all-time favorite M cars. Make sure you hold onto it for as long as possible.
He's only saying that in hopes that the car is going to be given to him in the will... FYI..

But as I said, I miss mine every damn day... And I had the proper version and not the overbloated fat pig version that ASBSECU E93 has... Miss Piggy...
Have you posted a pic of the old girl? I wanna see the E92 of past.
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      06-27-2016, 07:17 PM   #32216
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Lol. Yes, I'm female.

You do realize NYC has all kinds of foreigners roaming around right? There are plenty of people of European descent, people that moved here for work, etc.


My post wasn't meant to be an insult to your buddy FYI. I meant that compared to these amazingly gorgeous women, they get jipped. I've dated Indian men before so obviously there have to be some good looking ones. But I'm middle eastern so I think that's way too much culture for two people in one relationship. It never really worked for whatever reason in my experience.
Thanks for the detailed explanation of mixed relationships .
From what I heard (In Belgium) is that women from the middle eastern are not really free in their dicisions of their love life ..?
Nice to meet you , and my name is Philippe

But I can tell you that I am the only European in this thread , and that strong balls are required to handle all those American assholes in here !
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      06-27-2016, 07:24 PM   #32218
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That is one of my all-time favorite M cars. Make sure you hold onto it for as long as possible.
He's only saying that in hopes that the car is going to be given to him in the will... FYI..

But as I said, I miss mine every damn day... And I had the proper version and not the overbloated fat pig version that ASBSECU E93 has... Miss Piggy...
Have you posted a pic of the old girl? I wanna see the E92 of past.
Don't have pics left after an iPhone mishap way back when...

I found two pics however... Man, trip down memory lane... Old cars and bikes, lol... But here's the e92...
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Pfft make the bitch drop dat ass.
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That is one of my all-time favorite M cars. Make sure you hold onto it for as long as possible.
He's only saying that in hopes that the car is going to be given to him in the will... FYI..

But as I said, I miss mine every damn day... And I had the proper version and not the overbloated fat pig version that ASBSECU E93 has... Miss Piggy...
Have you posted a pic of the old girl? I wanna see the E92 of past.
Was hoping you meant asb's... Cuz I have a pic of his car...
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I am. It's still a small cockpit. It never bothered me. I've had three Z4s. I would've bought a fourth too. I feel like the M2 is huge still. Lol.
Z4 ?
You practice Yoga ?
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Lol. Yes, I'm female.

You do realize NYC has all kinds of foreigners roaming around right? There are plenty of people of European descent, people that moved here for work, etc.


My post wasn't meant to be an insult to your buddy FYI. I meant that compared to these amazingly gorgeous women, they get jipped. I've dated Indian men before so obviously there have to be some good looking ones. But I'm middle eastern so I think that's way too much culture for two people in one relationship. It never really worked for whatever reason in my experience.
Thanks for the detailed explanation of mixed relationships .
From what I heard (In Belgium) is that women from the middle eastern are not really free in their dicisions of their love life ..?
Nice to meet you , and my name is Philippe

But I can tell you that I am the only European in this thread , and that strong balls are required to handle all those American assholes in here !
It really depends on the family unit. They would be more restricted living in the middle eastern countries. I'm surprised it's the case in Europe but it really depends on how assimilated the family is. My parents attempted to be strict but as I got older, they kind of gave up. I ain't no spring chicken.

Ultimately I do whatever I want.
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I am. It's still a small cockpit. It never bothered me. I've had three Z4s. I would've bought a fourth too. I feel like the M2 is huge still. Lol.
Z4 ?
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Nope, not really. Why?
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Ayeeeeee dem IG vids doe.
just a couple of mishaps by friends lol. reminds me I haven't had an offroad excursion in a while - I'm not trying hard enough.



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I am. It's still a small cockpit. It never bothered me. I've had three Z4s. I would've bought a fourth too. I feel like the M2 is huge still. Lol.
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Nope, not really. Why?
Lol joke = missed entirely.
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