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      10-04-2015, 02:23 PM   #7239
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Don't worry, once I'm in the family, I'll send you a monthly commission for staying out of the way.

How's 20k a month sound?
You fixin to scoop my bff from me bro?
Bro, why don't we deadlift this out bro?
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Pop would probably look ridiculous like that. I'm betting that's not his style. He just needs to be toned.
The words men, muscle, and rediculous should never be uttered in the same sentence.
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In that case-

Send him to me. I'll do it for free as long as I can marry his sister once she turns 18.


Oil money here I come!
You mean his cousin.
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Bro, why don't we deadlift this out bro?
bro, do you even lift?!
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yes my name is michael
I've heard the name Michael before...
Very nice .
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I need to get myself toned. I've been doing the 310 nutrition diet. So far so good I guess but my ass is still the same
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The words men, muscle, and rediculous should never be uttered in the same sentence.
idk bro, those extreme muscle builder men look ridiculous. The chicks have no tits, and their vag could probably constrict a penis like a fucking anaconda to where it falls off.


Ridiculous.
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I've heard the name Michael before...
Very nice .
yeah, thats pretty much me, but I like to stay humble
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I need to get myself toned. I've been doing the 310 nutrition diet. So far so good I guess but my ass is still the same
You can't get rid of an innie once you have one. A nice ass takes time, finesse, nurturing, and care. You're getting older, time is wearing thin, Ra.
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You can't get rid of an innie once you have one. A nice ass takes time, finesse, nurturing, and care. You're getting older, time is wearing thin, Ra.
I'm aging like milk instead of wine!
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bro, do you even lift?!
No he crossfits. Kipping pull ups all day long bro.
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No, personal trainer. He needs muscles.
I'll do it for 5,000 liters of fuel , with the motto "No Pain No Gain"
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I need to get myself toned. I've been doing the 310 nutrition diet. So far so good I guess but my ass is still the same
You need more massage on your ass .
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I'm aging like milk instead of wine!
Some women do, but you can beat it! Men age like wine, silly. Better start hitting them squats hard.


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No he crossfits. Kipping pull ups all day long bro.
Crossfit life is serious shit. Fuck free weights, that stuff is for amateurs.

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You need more massage on your ass .
Your comments creep me out, almost as much as Grimlocks did. Are you Grimmy?
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idk bro, those extreme muscle builder men look ridiculous. The chicks have no tits, and their vag could probably constrict a penis like a fucking anaconda to where it falls off.


Ridiculous.
That's a vacuum vag . and they are very pleasant .
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That's a vacuum vag . and they are very pleasant .
I guess if you can get past the monster it's attached to. I unfortunately, like women, not ripped wo-MEN. I express the men part after the hyphen, very very heavily.
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Some women do, but you can beat it! Men age like wine, silly. Better start hitting them squats hard.




Crossfit life is serious shit. Fuck free weights, that stuff is for amateurs.



Your comments creep me out, almost as much as Grimlocks did. Are you Grimmy?
You're either powerlifting, bodybuilding, or running a combination of the two. Everything else is just a load of bs. Crossfit, giving people who suck at sports but have expendable cash a feeling of belonging.
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I guess if you can get past the monster it's attached to. I unfortunately, like women, not ripped wo-MEN. I express the men part after the hyphen, very very heavily.
Are you talking about the miniature sized penis (clitoris) that usually developed due to growth "supplements"?


or this?

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I guess if you can get past the monster it's attached to. I unfortunately, like women, not ripped wo-MEN. I express the men part after the hyphen, very very heavily.
I don't see what's wrong with something like this...
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You're either powerlifting, bodybuilding, or running a combination of the two. Everything else is just a load of bs. Crossfit, giving people who suck at sports but have expendable cash a feeling of belonging.
Don't tell that to a crossfitter. The worst part is, anyone uneducated about proper fitness, can get roped into crossfit being the best thing ever in half a second. It's a sad sight to see.

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Are you talking about the miniature sized penis (clitoris) that usually developed due to growth "supplements"?


or this?

Uhhhhh, I'll take, what is 'both' for $500, Trebec.


*ding ding ding* DAILY DOUBLEEEE
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I don't see what's wrong with something like this...
That is what we in America call "Fit" or "Athletic". Here this is what we call "Ripped";





.... if you look close, there's a small difference.
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Are you talking about the miniature sized penis (clitoris) that usually developed due to growth "supplements"?


or this?

Wow...Tonka ,Mannn.. That bitch looks like Nicolas Cage disguised !
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