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///M Power-Belgium · 05-09-2017, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by nyalpine90

bacon

Where ?

Axius · 05-09-2017, 10:05 AM

I made some yesterday. Maple bacon.

nyalpine90 · 05-09-2017, 10:06 AM

grilled cheese with bacon for lunch mmm

Dang3r · 05-09-2017, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Yeah I agree ..

Choc boobs?

Thats...insane

///M Power-Belgium · 05-10-2017, 10:15 AM

They "Bearly" made it !

aozer · 05-10-2017, 11:21 PM

ive been eating bacon, egg and cheese tacos every morning for the past few weeks. every day i say im gonna start eating healthy again, but then i see those fuckin tacos at work and say fuck it.

Dang3r · 05-11-2017, 03:50 AM

At least when you have to buy the next bigger trouser size and maybe also the belt, you would remind your eating habits

Axius · 05-11-2017, 06:45 AM

Only had 4 beers yesterday.

UncleWede · 05-11-2017, 11:18 AM

2 days ago I put the eggs in one of those fancy egg makers, and one explodes all over inside and cooks into a smelly mess. Took it outside and left in the back of my truck until I could take it home and clean with vinegar AND bleach.

Bring it back today and go to put the little hole in the top of the egg, and the whole thing disintegrates into a green glob in my hand. Luckily I have a spare shirt at work. Even with enzymatic cleaner, Lysol, and scent candles we are having a difficult time breathing.

Tomorrow, I'm having cereal. Dry.

///M Power-Belgium · 05-11-2017, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Only had 4 beers yesterday.

William I believe you , because your post sounds really sober and I didn't saw that from you in the last years !

Anyway cheers from *Ambiorix* my friend

nyalpine90 · 05-11-2017, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

2 days ago I put the eggs in one of those fancy egg makers, and one explodes all over inside and cooks into a smelly mess. Took it outside and left in the back of my truck until I could take it home and clean with vinegar AND bleach.

Bring it back today and go to put the little hole in the top of the egg, and the whole thing disintegrates into a green glob in my hand. Luckily I have a spare shirt at work. Even with enzymatic cleaner, Lysol, and scent candles we are having a difficult time breathing.

Tomorrow, I'm having cereal. Dry.

i think you should do it one more time and record it!
post it on youtube and chachinnggggg!!!

UncleWede · 05-11-2017, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by nyalpine90

i think you should do it one more time and record it!
post it on youtube and chachinnggggg!!!

I've washed my hands more than a usual whole day so far, and I can still detect it (want to sniff my GF?) Not worth the hassle to setup a channel, and bimmette isn't around to post for me

bimmette · 05-11-2017, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Quote:

Originally Posted by nyalpine90

i think you should do it one more time and record it!
post it on youtube and chachinnggggg!!!

I've washed my hands more than a usual whole day so far, and I can still detect it (want to sniff my GF?) Not worth the hassle to setup a channel, and bimmette isn't around to post for me

The lesson here is simple: Don't cook.

Banana Hammock · 05-11-2017, 03:03 PM

UncleWede · 05-11-2017, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by snack attack

DRY cereal, dry. The only risk will be an explosion of the dust when I pour it into the bowl, and I'm going to be careful to avoid open flame

capo180 · 05-11-2017, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

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Originally Posted by snack attack

DRY cereal, dry. The only risk will be an explosion of the dust when I pour it into the bowl, and I'm going to be careful to avoid open flame

Watch it. The LEL of cereal dust is quite low.

Banana Hammock · 05-11-2017, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by capo180

Watch it. The LEL of cereal dust is quite low.

Fire in the hole?

UncleWede · 05-12-2017, 09:49 AM

Store-bought cookie and a cup of decaf this morning. No fire as of yet. . .

///M Power-Belgium · 05-12-2017, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by snack attack

Fire in the hole

You need lube my friend....Lube

///M Power-Belgium · 05-12-2017, 09:57 AM

WTF Merica ?!?! => http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/...b050bdca5fa8cd

Banana Hammock · 05-12-2017, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

You need lube my friend....Lube

///M Power-Belgium · 05-12-2017, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by snack attack

I'm sure the link in post # 14299 is worse

05-09-2017, 10:05 AM	#50096
Axius Banned 4202 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	I made some yesterday. Maple bacon.
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05-09-2017, 10:06 AM	#50097
nyalpine90 Lieutenant General 7433 Rep 11,843 Posts Drives: MY24 G01 AW Msport Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: L.I. NY iTrader: (4) Garage List 2016 BMW X4 [9.33]	grilled cheese with bacon for lunch mmm
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05-10-2017, 10:15 AM	#50099
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05-10-2017, 11:21 PM	#50100
aozer Lieutenant 995 Rep 598 Posts Drives: M235i Join Date: Sep 2016 Location: Texas iTrader: (0)	ive been eating bacon, egg and cheese tacos every morning for the past few weeks. every day i say im gonna start eating healthy again, but then i see those fuckin tacos at work and say fuck it.
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05-11-2017, 03:50 AM	#50101
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05-11-2017, 06:45 AM	#50102
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05-11-2017, 11:18 AM	#50103
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18016 Rep 9,378 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	2 days ago I put the eggs in one of those fancy egg makers, and one explodes all over inside and cooks into a smelly mess. Took it outside and left in the back of my truck until I could take it home and clean with vinegar AND bleach. Bring it back today and go to put the little hole in the top of the egg, and the whole thing disintegrates into a green glob in my hand. Luckily I have a spare shirt at work. Even with enzymatic cleaner, Lysol, and scent candles we are having a difficult time breathing. Tomorrow, I'm having cereal. Dry.
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05-12-2017, 09:49 AM	#50112
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18016 Rep 9,378 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	Store-bought cookie and a cup of decaf this morning. No fire as of yet. . .
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05-12-2017, 09:57 AM	#50114
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