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      06-27-2009, 11:05 AM   #1
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Jeez you got a big pussy.

The other day I was going down on my girlfriend I said to her "Geez you got a big pussy" Geez you got a big pussy.

She said "Why did you say that twice"?

I said "I didn't".
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tunnel to no where eh?
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Still a great line.
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shit doesn't make any sense.
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shit doesn't make any sense.
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I guess it comes with age ?
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but seriously i don't get it, he said

you:"you got a big pussy" you got a big pussy
her:why did you say that twice ??
you: I didn't.

if your that smart then explain.
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but seriously i don't get it, he said

you:"you got a big pussy" you got a big pussy
her:why did you say that twice ??
you: I didn't.

if your that smart then explain.
He was trying to imply that there was an echo.
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but seriously i don't get it, he said

you:"you got a big pussy" you got a big pussy
her:why did you say that twice ??
you: I didn't.

if your that smart then explain.
oh boy!
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He was trying to imply that there was an echo.
ohh wow, couldn't someone else just say that ?? thank you.
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The other day I was going down on my girlfriend I said to her "Geez you got a big pussy" Geez you got a big pussy.

She said "Why did you say that twice"?

I said "I didn't".
See, in comedy, you have to know your audience. Half the people on this board have never actually seen a pussy, in person, so they wouldn't get the joke.

I thought it was funny! Great line, great movie.
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LoL...
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ohh wow, couldn't someone else just say that ?? thank you.
you...seriously didn't know big pussy echo? common quit fucking around, everyone knows that. such a big jokester you!
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