What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

InternetFame · 11-18-2016, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

That dude added me to his ignore list. The funny thing is, I can still post in his threads. When I get others to agree with me about all of his posts being stupid AF, he's wondering how it started. Literally, thing funniest thing ever.

LOL when I go to those types of car shows, I'll take the E46. But when I go to cars and coffee, I'll take the M Roadster. Cars and coffee is kind of a free for all. You can guarantee that the local Subaru club will be rolling no less than 12 deep (not kidding). All you see is a giant vape cloud when they arrive/leave. You do get a nice assortment of F cars and P cars too. But they park on opposite ends of the parking lot.

Smh Subaru owners really have low self-esteem. Must be the farting sound their cars make.

Mr Tonka · 11-18-2016, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

What do you think?

I think the electrolysis is going well. Left of the watch is just sold black hair as usual. But your hand is much less so. You can actually see your skin!

UncleWede · 11-18-2016, 10:53 AM

Going for a little cruise this morning

silvergray545 · 11-18-2016, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Going for a little cruise this morning

Are you driving? Define cruise. F cars don't like to be driven slow.

UncleWede · 11-18-2016, 10:57 AM

4 laps on a road course with me behind the wheel

InternetFame · 11-18-2016, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Are you driving? Define cruise. F cars don't like to be driven slow.

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

4 laps on a road course with me behind the wheel

AKA slow.

nyalpine90 · 11-18-2016, 10:59 AM

do exotic cars look better in certain colors?
Ferrari's are usually red or black
Lambo are orange,black...

Biorin · 11-18-2016, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by nyalpine90

do exotic cars look better in certain colors?
Ferrari's are usually red or black
Lambo are orange,black...

The unique colors add to that special feeling of an exotic, imho. Bright and daring and different and fun.

Dang3r · 11-18-2016, 11:07 AM

Whoa, I had just pwned an UPS guy, that dude drives in front of our house, me and my wife watch him jump outta his car....and then he'd disappeared.
As I realized this I was going downstairs and found this little piece of pape with the known words "We are sorry not to meet you..." blablabla.
So I rushed up again, grab my keys and jacket and drove immediately to the drop off shop only 700 Meters away. He wasnt there but arrived few minuts later. No word to say that the discussion went louder than expected.
On Monday I'll call UPS and place a complaint against him, maybe w/o effect, but this had made really turned nutz

The more as I was waiting impatiently for a very new gadget, you'll find it under the "last item bought" thread

silvergray545 · 11-18-2016, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

4 laps on a road course with me behind the wheel

Nice!

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Originally Posted by InternetFame

AKA slow.

Haha basically.

When they let me drive the Aston Martin Vantage V12 S at Mid-Ohio, I don't think they realized I had real track experience. It was a 20-25 minute session. After I came off the track, they didn't want to send the car back out because I "drove the hell out of it."

InternetFame · 11-18-2016, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Nice!

Haha basically.

When they let me drive the Aston Martin Vantage V12 S at Mid-Ohio, I don't think they realized I had real track experience. It was a 20-25 minute session. After I came off the track, they didn't want to send the car back out because I "drove the hell out of it."

THE REAL STIG.

silvergray545 · 11-18-2016, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by InternetFame

THE REAL STIG.

Haha nah, but that was the moment when I first fell in love with carbon ceramic brakes. It was amazing seeing how well they worked with amazing consistency. Too bad they are so expensive to replace. Can't wait for the F8x crowd to start shitting their pants when they'll need rotor replacements. I'm planning on buying stock in Brembo/Stoptech/AP Racing in about 4 years or so.

shockin330i · 11-18-2016, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by InternetFame

Only during working hours. I never log on this shit at home or on the weekends. Unless I got some shit to talk.

Wait that's all the time nvm. Maybe I'll log on and create some stupid threads while I'm drunk like that dude John. You know, your bff silvergray545.

LMAOOOOOOOOOO! Bro I can imagine you at the car shows amongst like Porsche 356 and Ferrari California's and shit rolling past with your red wheels omg am ded bru.

No i meant your settings. You gotta rock the 40 post per page brotha!

shockin330i · 11-18-2016, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by nyalpine90

do exotic cars look better in certain colors?
Ferrari's are usually red or black
Lambo are orange,black...

My M4 was Austin yellow, total head turner. My M3, not so much

InternetFame · 11-18-2016, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Haha nah, but that was the moment when I first fell in love with carbon ceramic brakes. It was amazing seeing how well they worked with amazing consistency. Too bad they are so expensive to replace. Can't wait for the F8x crowd to start shitting their pants when they'll need rotor replacements. I'm planning on buying stock in Brembo/Stoptech/AP Racing in about 4 years or so.

LOL. Yeah they probably won't have their cars for that long, bro. If you spec'd CCB, you either have the money to replace them or are running a lease. Nothing in between.

AP RACING DOE.

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No i meant your settings. You gotta rock the 40 post per page brotha!

Oh LOLOL. I suppose that'd do it.

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Originally Posted by shockin330i

My M4 was Austin yellow, total head turner. My M3, not so much

Meh. Loud colors just warrant unwanted/unneeded attention.

nyalpine90 · 11-18-2016, 11:29 AM

I rarely see orange Ferrari, not even white, same goes for lambos.
Lambos is usually orange, green or black.

if i win the powerball, im getting white Ferrari & lambo.

Axius · 11-18-2016, 11:34 AM

If I win the lottery would get a 996 GT3 RS, a tiny house on a big piece of land, a big garage with a hoist, hookers, and blow.

Biorin · 11-18-2016, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

If I win the lottery would get a 996 GT3 RS, a tiny house on a big piece of land, a big garage with a hoist, hookers, and blow.

This way you can hoist the hookers to nose level and do blow off their asses, right? Good plan. Saves your back.

nyalpine90 · 11-18-2016, 11:51 AM

The Choosey begger · 11-18-2016, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

I just reported you to be banned. This is Billups legacy, if it werent for his original thread thered be none of this!

That guy knows what your typical bp member likes, any thread with whores in it will be successful.

Axius · 11-18-2016, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

This way you can hoist the hookers to nose level and do blow off their asses, right? Good plan. Saves your back.

This is the exact reason we are friends. You just get me.

Plus, they are plus sized hookers, they tend to be a little freakier.

shockin330i · 11-18-2016, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

If I win the lottery would get a 996 GT3 RS, a tiny house on a big piece of land, a big garage with a hoist, hookers, and blow.

One of my ex managers said something along those lines once...
"First thing I'm gonna do is drive up to Austin with my wife. Give her half, leave her the fuck there then buying all the land out at South Padre Island, I'm gonna build a huge wall and a helicopter pad so they can fly in new bitches and blow every few days...."

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