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      05-26-2015, 10:04 AM   #1
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Couldn't find it on here so I'd figure I'll start it up. And if it's on here and I failed to find it, shame on me.
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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      05-26-2015, 10:24 AM   #3
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2/10 - lacks originality but you get points for being thorough.
4/10

0 points for line one -- nobody thinks your views reflect bimmerpost.
4 points for line three -- i like it... it's a nice list.

i wish i didn't reply because i do not wish to be judged. haha

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      05-26-2015, 10:34 AM   #5
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I would have given you a 7 but the LexASS makes you lose 2 points.
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      05-26-2015, 11:04 AM   #6
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I would have given you a 7 but the LexASS makes you lose 2 points.
I have to rate yours a solid 3. It would have been higher, but..., there's a Mustang on there..., so yeah. That's that.
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4/10

0 points for line one -- nobody thinks your views reflect bimmerpost.
4 points for line three -- i like it... it's a nice list.

i wish i didn't reply because i do not wish to be judged. haha

edit - missed Crimson92 but it's okay because (s)he didn't play right either.
That was in response to something that happened many years ago. I'm definitely due for a change but I'm waiting for something witty to come to mind.
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      05-26-2015, 11:47 AM   #8
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That was in response to something that happened many years ago. I'm definitely due for a change but I'm waiting for something witty to come to mind.
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I have to rate yours a solid 3. It would have been higher, but..., there's a Mustang on there..., so yeah. That's that.
5/10. While I appreciate the inexplicitness, -2 for inconsistency by adding the year. Would be 9/10 for "four wheel thing" and "2 wheel thing." While you're at it, why even mention the number of wheels? Or that it's a thing?

Edit: +1 for using blue text on the red declaration.

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      05-26-2015, 11:58 AM   #10
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3/10 for making me debate on clicking on said build thread. Yeah I'm lazy.
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      05-26-2015, 12:21 PM   #11
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      05-26-2015, 12:51 PM   #12
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7/10

I would have given you 8/10 but the pic is an "X"
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      05-26-2015, 12:54 PM   #13
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( this is for @smithf32's sig because I already wrote it up before @upstatedoc posted his review )
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1 point, not bad!
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      05-26-2015, 01:04 PM   #14
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Mmmm bacon....

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Mmmm bacon....

+ 1 liberal theorist quote
- 1 for said theorist being French
+ 1 for truth behind quote
+ 2 for Range Rovers not being on pavement
+ 2 for M3 (1 for each photo)
+ 1 for making the SUV the bookends
+ 1 for aesthetic appeal (+0.5 size, +0.5 balance, +0.5 spacing -0.5 for not centering over the quote)
- 1 for not inverting the right-side RR photo to face the M3
+ 1 for Joe

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8/10 score. Not bad, Joe Tonka, not bad.
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      05-26-2015, 02:21 PM   #16
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+ 1 liberal theorist quote
- 1 for said theorist being French
+ 1 for truth behind quote
+ 2 for Range Rovers not being on pavement
+ 2 for M3 (1 for each photo)
+ 1 for making the SUV the bookends
+ 1 for aesthetic appeal (+0.5 size, +0.5 balance, +0.5 spacing -0.5 for not centering over the quote)
- 1 for not inverting the right-side RR photo to face the M3
+ 1 for Joe

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8/10 score. Not bad, Joe Tonka, not bad.
Motion to appeal negative points.

-1 for quote having French origins. - Can't argue there.
-.05 for not centering photo over quote - Centering signatures is a little 2013 and i like to be on the cutting edge of signature fashion.
-1 for not inverting the right-side RR photo to face the M3 - Think of the vehicles as female, very attractive lesbian females, with accessories. And then re-evaluate the photo positions.

(+.05 for first appeal effort?)
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+ 1 liberal theorist quote
- 1 for said theorist being French
+ 1 for truth behind quote
+ 2 for Range Rovers not being on pavement
+ 2 for M3 (1 for each photo)
+ 1 for making the SUV the bookends
+ 1 for aesthetic appeal (+0.5 size, +0.5 balance, +0.5 spacing -0.5 for not centering over the quote)
- 1 for not inverting the right-side RR photo to face the M3
+ 1 for Joe

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8/10 score. Not bad, Joe Tonka, not bad.
Motion to appeal negative points.

-1 for quote having French origins. - Can't argue there.
-.05 for not centering photo over quote - Centering signatures is a little 2013 and i like to be on the cutting edge of signature fashion.
-1 for not inverting the right-side RR photo to face the M3 - Think of the vehicles as female, very attractive lesbian females, with accessories. And then re-evaluate the photo positions.

(+.05 for first appeal effort?)
Alright 9/10 you've argued a decent case. You argued to 9 out of 10, I like that almost as much as if you'd earned it initially.
Let's make it a 9.5 for lesbian 4-way
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+1 | Photo of BMW
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- 5 | No mention of Bacon anywhere in signature

1 point, not bad!
Lol! I feel like your signature was edited for this thread. I want proof it was always this way.

+10 for bacon
-1 for no BMW.
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I would have given you 8/10 but the pic is an "X"
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Alright 9/10 you've argued a decent case. You argued to 9 out of 10, I like that almost as much as if you'd earned it initially.
Let's make it a 9.5 for lesbian 4-way
I'm going to give you a 4/10. I feel that your signature quote is a little decisive for the non bacon consuming members here - also your quoting Billup, and that's kinda cheap. So many potential gems from him and you selected one about bacon.
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