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      02-29-2016, 01:17 PM   #23563
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I am just hoping for it to finally get to the factory numbers....

Those dyno numbers are just TURRIBLE (in my best Charles Barkley voice)
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      02-29-2016, 01:21 PM   #23565
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F30lolz - Da Fuq are you talking about?!?!

ugh, I'll take you in the twisties.
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      02-29-2016, 01:28 PM   #23566
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I feel like I have to share to learn my lesson of the day.

Being a snob is very expensive. Very, very expensive.

Now if I only knew how to operate my new coffee machine, this all would be worth it.
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      02-29-2016, 01:29 PM   #23567
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So last week I had a job interview only a few miles away from mi casa and was told that if selected, I would receive a call to meet with the owner/president of said company along with a few finalists. I got a voicemail just now and they want me to call back which I will when I go on break in a few. I will report back and follow up.
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      02-29-2016, 01:32 PM   #23568
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I feel like I have to share to learn my lesson of the day.

Being a snob is very expensive. Very, very expensive.

Now if I only knew how to operate my new coffee machine, this all would be worth it.
Allow your disappointment to be mitigated by the fact that being a bitch is free! Yay!

What kind of coffee maker? You need to go old school.

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      02-29-2016, 01:41 PM   #23569
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I feel like I have to share to learn my lesson of the day.

Being a snob is very expensive. Very, very expensive.

Now if I only knew how to operate my new coffee machine, this all would be worth it.
Being a slob is very inexpensive, you should give it a try one day!
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      02-29-2016, 01:58 PM   #23570
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Allow your disappointment to be mitigated by the fact that being a bitch is free! Yay!

What kind of coffee maker? You need to go old school.

I've had one of those and I loved it, right up to the moment I dropped it on my toe.



It even foams milk, which I consider to be the mark of a sociopath if mixed with coffee.

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Being a slob is very inexpensive, you should give it a try one day!

I will mate! I should finally be done tomorrow (two weeks off schedule) and then it's a week of ice fishing with the kids! I remember again why I like stocks and not manual labor.
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      02-29-2016, 02:01 PM   #23571
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Oh, amd if I ever criticize any of you for any purchase again, lets just remember I bought a coffee machine I can't operate.

...and the dear hubby kindly suggested this morning I choose a car, or he buys one for us.

So finland going well, sooo fucking well...
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      02-29-2016, 02:02 PM   #23572
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I've had one of those and I loved it, right up to the moment I dropped it on my toe.

It even foams milk, which I consider to be the mark of a sociopath if mixed with coffee.
Nice, but damn! I guess if you want a proper espresso or something, you need something like that with a compressor and a tamper, but that seems crazy. And really - milk? No thanks. I like my coffee like I like my women - hot, black, and very bitter.
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Nice, but damn! I guess if you want a proper espresso or something, you need something like that with a compressor and a tamper, but that seems crazy. And really - milk? No thanks. I like my coffee like I like my women - hot, black, and very bitter.
Yeah, well I don't allow milk coffee. The only really good thing that machine does (and I admit a sider is allowing me to admit this) is that it fits (and yes, I am using this word) the design and look of the kitchen.
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So you're saying what I'm saying?


I missed your comment in the closed thread. Care to repeat?
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Finnish people, their cars, and saunas....

I hope he buys you a 1.2 liter VW diesel people mover

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Good luck man.
Thanks.

So I called back and this is what I heard, "Mr. blah blah blah, the owner wishes to hold back the hiring process 4-6 weeks, however, you are one of the few who I would like to meet with her. Please follow up with me then or I will give you a call."

Now maybe they want to meet my asking salary but because of budgets or whatever they want to wait until a May start date. Regardless, I'll keep them in my back pocket and keep applying.
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Finnish people, their cars, and saunas....

I hope he buys you a 1.2 liter VW diesel people mover

Oh fuck off. The hubby is googling cars next to me, apparently I have a week.

"k. I want an M3."

"then go buy one"

200k for a car. Right. I think I'll continue my walking hobby.
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So you're saying what I'm saying?


I missed your comment in the closed thread. Care to repeat?
Literally the first thing that popped into my mind was a DeLorean. I've never seen such a coffee machine, before.

And which comment? Are you talking about the Bimmerpost assholes one? I commented a few times in there. Lol.
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Now maybe they want to meet my asking salary but because of budgets or whatever they want to wait until a May start date. Regardless, I'll keep them in my back pocket and keep applying.
This. Nothing is guaranteed, no matter what.
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This. Nothing is guaranteed, no matter what.
What kind of job is it? Sales, engineering, service, IT, etc...

That may influence how I would respond to them.
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Literally the first thing that popped into my mind was a DeLorean. I've never seen such a coffee machine, before.

And which comment? Are you talking about the Bimmerpost assholes one? I commented a few times in there. Lol.
Haha the assholes. I need to know if I was one!

I think I know the answer but I need the creds.

Delorean is an awesome and futuristic thing still. We had one in a cc in redmond often and my kids absolutely loved it. "mom that will still be cool in ten years where as yours will be wrapped around a tree. Sucks to be you mom!"

If I had known what spreading my legs would do to my life and to my self-esteem, I would've been a nun.
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Oh fuck off. The hubby is googling cars next to me, apparently I have a week.

"k. I want an M3."

"then go buy one"

200k for a car. Right. I think I'll continue my walking hobby.
Pic of hubby or ban.

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This. Nothing is guaranteed, no matter what.
Exactly. I figure I have six (6) weeks to get a few more interviews and hopefully I won't have to call them back and when they do call I'll either be at a new position or begging to meet with them the following day.

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What kind of job is it? Sales, engineering, service, IT, etc...

That may influence how I would respond to them.
This is a medical office position doing their accounting.
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This is a medical office position doing their accounting.
I did't know swinging on a pole in high heels is considered an office position?


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Haha the assholes. I need to know if I was one!

I think I know the answer but I need the creds.

Delorean is an awesome and futuristic thing still. We had one in a cc in redmond often and my kids absolutely loved it. "mom that will still be cool in ten years where as yours will be wrapped around a tree. Sucks to be you mom!"

If I had known what spreading my legs would do to my life and to my self-esteem, I would've been a nun.
Well, if you insist. But lucky for you, I'd copied and pasted my last comments to give my buddy a laugh who is not part of this forum! Here you are:

"Due to popular demand (and this can be up for interpretation/edits), I see the asshole as a characteristic person who doesn't intend malice with their comments as much as insinuated banter, not leading to any detrimental comments or derogatory remarks based upon inquiry, comment, or sexual orientation.

An entitled asshole can be considered (and a lot of times is/has been) a young chap with wealthy parents, a trust fund baby, usually an owner of an M car (AKA E92 M) and knows everything there is to know about important topics such as wheel offset, brand-name parts, and masturbation. They openly brag about not caring what the prices of things are, if they want it it's theirs, Individual programs not being shit, blah blah.

And the douchebags...see F87 post for examples."


Did they really say that to you?! OMG! I know who the assholes are now!
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