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      05-26-2016, 02:12 PM   #29481
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How'd she shave all that ugliness out of the face though? The fivehead....

I'd say she hit up some surgeons like her step dad/mom/thing
Fix that for ya.
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Well her boobs aren't real and she admits it but at least they are realistic looking.
Yeah. It's crazy how easily something like that can be blown out of proportion.


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Yeah. It's crazy how easily something like can be blown out of proportion.


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How'd she shave all that ugliness out of the face though? The forehead....

I'd say she hit up some surgeons like her step dad/mom/thing
You'd be surprised what weight loss can do to someones facial composition.
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jtodd_fl You don't have any children attending South Ft. Myers High do you???
No, assuming shit went down??? Checking the news.
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Uhhh.... yeah. I am sure this won't help. Hell, I get random sausage attacks when I go anywhere. She has told me several stories about guys that wanted to talk about the car. I should make her drive the F87. The guys who drool over that would most likely be gay... wait wut?
I may have to put this in a quote.
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Ugh I drive all the way to ballet, wait for the teacher who doesn't show up and then is told they forgot to cancel the class.
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No, assuming shit went down??? Checking the news.
Stuff went in, is more appropriate.
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Ugh I drive all the way to ballet, wait for the teacher who doesn't show up and then is told they forgot to cancel the class.
WTF! I was looking forward to more instructional videos... for... er... fitness purposes.
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Stuff went in, is more appropriate.
I think I found the article... God. What a story. Sad...
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Stuff went in, is more appropriate.
Crap! Something nasty occurred?
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WTF! I was looking forward to more instructional videos... for... er... fitness purposes.
Gotta work both arms, bruh.
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Ugh I drive all the way to ballet, wait for the teacher who doesn't show up and then is told they forgot to cancel the class.
We demand a ballet video! Biorin can provide music via her, biorin.
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We demand a ballet video! Biorin can provide music via her, biorin.
This must be the Asian part of you.
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I think I found the article... God. What a story. Sad...
That's a girl with some daddy issues.
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Crap! Something nasty occurred?
It's very disturbing.
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Ugh I drive all the way to ballet, wait for the teacher who doesn't show up and then is told they forgot to cancel the class.
Threaten their life when they show up. Guaranteed to never happen again.
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Gotta work both arms, bruh.
Ambidextrous, bruh.


One thing I actually didn't get from you.

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This must be the Asian part of you.
LMFAO!
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Disturbing, indeed. Holy shit.
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Ugh I drive all the way to ballet, wait for the teacher who doesn't show up and then is told they forgot to cancel the class.
Threaten their life when they show up. Guaranteed to never happen again.
I totally would except my teacher was so sweet to let me film in the studio last week.
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This must be the Asian part of you.
So many potential responses.
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