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      10-19-2015, 12:46 PM   #15995
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Grab ass like I mean it
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      10-19-2015, 12:48 PM   #15996
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Give me a break... I just barely got my first girlfriend and lost my V 2 years ago LOL... I even hugged my last GF that way without knowing that LMAO
My goodness. Props x eleventy billion million
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      10-19-2015, 12:50 PM   #15997
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Grab ass like I mean it
Present my penis with dominance
Dont talk about fight club
Women love to be treated like dirt and whores
2nd date put it in da butt
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      10-19-2015, 12:51 PM   #15998
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2nd date put it in da butt
Properly lubricated of course. He better be ATM by now, otherwise, idk if we can help him.
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      10-19-2015, 01:46 PM   #15999
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(Ironically) speaking of womanly stuff earlier, and at the request of some forum members... As quiet as it's kept since I didn't want to list all the dates and escapades I've had for the past couple months... My date this weekend went THIS well, and now we're official!!!
Haha so awkwardly cute! Congrats, Nef!!!
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      10-19-2015, 02:05 PM   #16000
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Properly lubricated of course. He better be ATM by now, otherwise, idk if we can help him.
I not be the greatest at PDA, but I'm not THAT clueless! But ATM?!? I think that's what Meatloaf was singing about when he said "he won't do that"
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      10-19-2015, 03:20 PM   #16001
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Congrats NEFARIOUS .
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      10-19-2015, 03:47 PM   #16002
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Porn version of "Life of Pie". lol
Literally, PissIn (Piscine) going to have tons of watersports activities going on there.
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      10-19-2015, 03:50 PM   #16003
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Literally, PissIn (Piscine) going to have tons of watersports activities going on there.
He would die from dehydration with that crew
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      10-19-2015, 04:01 PM   #16004
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(Ironically) speaking of womanly stuff earlier, and at the request of some forum members... As quiet as it's kept since I didn't want to list all the dates and escapades I've had for the past couple months... My date this weekend went THIS well, and now we're official!!!

Photo kinda reminds me of....

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      10-19-2015, 09:17 PM   #16005
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During the MNF, ESPN made a huge fuss about Start Wars 1/2 time preview of the movie....

It was like whopping 75 seconds of it....
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      10-19-2015, 09:23 PM   #16006
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During the MNF, ESPN made a huge fuss about Start Wars 1/2 time preview of the movie....

It was like whopping 75 seconds of it....
I've never liked Star Wars to begin with :
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      10-19-2015, 09:25 PM   #16007
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I've never liked Star Wars to begin with :
Not a huge fan like those Star Wars VS Star Trek type of guys.
I just wanted to see more previews than YouTube had. Oh well.. I will wait till dvd comes out.
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      10-19-2015, 09:31 PM   #16008
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Not a huge fan like those Star Wars VS Star Trek type of guys.
I just wanted to see more previews than YouTube had. Oh well.. I will wait till dvd comes out.
I'm a Star Wars fan and I think this movie is going to absolutely suck. Not going to make a single effort in seeing it when it comes out. If anything i'll see it on a monday night a month later at the discount theater in the hood.
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      10-19-2015, 11:38 PM   #16009
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I've never liked Star Wars to begin with :
Go see Sicario
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      10-20-2015, 06:10 AM   #16010
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I have seen one (1) Star Wars film, and it was the one with the red AND black guy.



It was...., ok.
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      10-20-2015, 07:12 AM   #16011
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I have seen one (1) Star Wars film, and it was the one with the red AND black guy.



It was...., ok.
That was the worst one
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      10-20-2015, 07:17 AM   #16012
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All I know is that I didn't see a single bare boob through the whole thing.
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      10-20-2015, 04:24 PM   #16013
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      10-20-2015, 05:22 PM   #16014
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I was watching 2 football game at once. Saturday is awesome!

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      10-20-2015, 05:50 PM   #16015
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Big whoop my old school tv I can watch 9 picture in picture plus main so 10.
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      10-20-2015, 05:52 PM   #16016
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Big whoop my old school tv I can watch 9 picture in picture plus main so 10.
Hey turd.
I don't have a cable. Without paying for the service, it is a biggie.
If someone has a cable or satalite, any dumass pharmacist can watch 9 in 1.
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