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      12-07-2010, 09:12 PM   #1
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Talking Men & Nail Salon

OKAY - - i am also a nail technician and i work at nail salon (yes, i know it's a very typical asian job lol) and there's two things men get done with they come into the salon:


WAX; it's one thing when a man comes in to get his eyebrows waxed because he has a uni-brow, but it's another when he comes in to get it shaped. if you are going to shape your eyebrows, please don't make it thin. most girls find it a turn off when a man's eyebrows are nicer than theirs lol, it doesn't look very "manly"


PEDICURE & MANICURE; i know most of you men think it's "gay" for other men to get a p & m, but there are many benefits from getting it done. men likes a woman who takes care of herself, well same goes for women. it's actually healthy for you in that it releases stress by getting rid of the tension in your hands and feet. you also sit on a massage chair, which feels really nice. it helps fight bacteria infections that turns your nails yellow and thick. it helps if you have really bad calluses, making your hands and feet soft and clean. you use your hands and feet everyday, so treat it to a p & m once in a while and finally who doesn't like getting their hands and feet touch by another woman ;]


Men going to the nail salon is becoming very popular, so don't be afraid to come in and try it out. I've actually given Nugget's player NeNe a pedicure and Bronco's linebacker Elvis Dumervil a manicure and pedicure. They get it done all the time and they love it =)


So the next time your sister, mom, girlfriend, or wife goes, go with them and enjoy yourself. i promise you, you will like it, if not you can reply to this post and complain lol




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i've avoided the troll threads until now but that was funny
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no. why don't you ask your mom =)
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no. why don't you ask your mom =)
Those are fighting words where I come from!

I've gotten my hands done. Those massages get me sleepy
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Never done any of it. Not that I think it's gay or wouldn't benefit from it, but I barely have the patience to get a 15min haircut, and it's extremely uncomfortable for me. Therefore, a stranger fucking around with my hands and feet for an hour is not an appealing prospect. Jay Cutler's passer efficiency rating the past two weeks, however, is
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Because she hasn't =)
well that's good, me either =)
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funniest thing I have heard in a very long time.


On topic, my father has been trying to convince me to get this done once a month for as long as I can remember. I still can't get myself to go. Something so inherently feminine about it.

Skinny you are like the Ambassador of Women for the OT.
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Thickness feels good to me and my hands aren't that big.
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i got a mani and a pedi when i was vacationing in the philippines. it's super cheap there and might as well get pampered when on vacation.

how much do you charge for a private, home service?
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i got a mani and a pedi when i was vacationing in the philippines. it's super cheap there and might as well get pampered when on vacation.

how much do you charge for a private, home service?
the only home service you'll get is a kick in the face =)
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I still can't get myself to go. Something so inherently feminine about it.
Honestly, if I could enjoy it, I would. My ex would give me like mini-nail services or whatever and the hand massage part felt really good, which makes sense considering I'm either typing on a computer or working with my hands otherwise (working with tools, moving stuff, whatever)

So go for it. Only people who think it's gay can't afford it or are insecure themselves
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Honestly, if I could enjoy it, I would. My ex would give me like mini-nail services or whatever and the hand massage part felt really good, which makes sense considering I'm either typing on a computer or working with my hands otherwise (working with tools, moving stuff, whatever)

So go for it. Only people who think it's gay can't afford it or are insecure themselves
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yes there use to be a lot of FOBS who did nails, but now there's more young girls who are doing nails to pay off their college tuition =)
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Haha you want pictures of the 185lb blower wheel I humped around the shop today, or the pictures I took putting in my own downpipes, or etc etc

I enjoy working with my hands and doing stuff myself. I'm just worth more money utilizing other cognitive abilities.
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Haha you want pictures of the 185lb blower wheel I humped around the shop today, or the pictures I took putting in my own downpipes, or etc etc

I enjoy working with my hands and doing stuff myself. I'm just worth more money utilizing other cognitive abilities.
i was just joking, lol.
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