What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by smoosh

no lie, sometimes I wake up in morning next to a hunnie with a massive hard-on (my cock is 7.5" fully erect, fyi) and she gets all turned on and shit, starts yanking and choking it, and I'm like BITCH!!! I gots to go pee, that's why Im packing a mamba down there..."unless you want me to pee inside u?"

I'd like to try and validate myself against your penis size, but all I can muster these days is a semi. Can you tell me what size your penis is when you have a semi? Don't lie!!

[shockin330i]

Originally Posted by Axius

Do it up.

They have an F40 also that always eyeball.

Finding the damn pieces takes longer than anything else.. Ugh

[Aatish]

Happy VD everybody!

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by Biorin

I thought women loved the Eternal Erection(TM). I can't do this?

Only when they're made of silicone. YMMV

[nyalpine90]

HAPPY VDAY

[Axius]

need to buy more beer

[Aatish]

2nd least favorite holiday of the year.

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by Aatish

2nd least favorite holiday of the year.

What's the first?

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by RJ_

What's the first?

Just a guess.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by RJ_

wede = "fugitive"

wede = "Acquitted"

.

I see what you did there. Actually, if I were a fugitive, would I REALLY want to show the judge the pictures????? Come on son, that's not how you drive a van since '83.


THANKS!! Will give it a try though. I may use something to concat ".\" to the front of the existing entries to force it to use current directory.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by RJ_

What's the first?

Steak and BJ day













because cow

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

I seriously wanted to make a comment regarding the judge, goats and you, but I'm standing strong against temptation.

Come on, it's Happy VD day!!! Let the temptation come into your mouth

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by RJ_

What's the first?

New Years.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Aatish

New Years.

AWESOME ! => https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=356_1486713737

[Axius]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Come on, it's Happy VD day!!! Let the temptation come into your mouth

Im gonna make a steak and drink beer in honour of VD Day.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Axius

Im gonna make a steak and drink beer in honour of VD Day.

I sprinkled spices on 3 lbs of ribeye and wrapped it back up last night. Dom is in the fridge.

Going to need coffee tomorrow morning for sure.

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

I see what you did there. Actually, if I were a fugitive, would I REALLY want to show the judge the pictures????? Come on son, that's not how you drive a van since '83.


THANKS!! Will give it a try though. I may use something to concat ".\" to the front of the existing entries to force it to use current directory.

I kinda assumed you'd be falsifying data to prove your innocence. Go ahead and delete that line then.

Sounds like a good idea. That script will create a hyperlink with whatever text you give it regardless of whether the file or path is valid. I don't hyperlink files in Excel enough to know if the linked files need to be in the same directory as the workbook. I was able to open text files in the same directory, but didn't test anything else.

[silvergray545]

So if I don't have a date tonight, is it socially acceptable to make an impulse purchase for the M3?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

So if I don't have a date tonight, is it socially acceptable to make an impulse purchase for the M3?

You dont need excuses for impulse purchases, just do it. Maybe drink heavily before if you want it to be more justified.

[Joekerr]

Ha ha - those poor suckers in Nova Scotia are getting dumped on. We only got about a foot or so.

Just another day in Nova Scotia
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-s...ions-1.3981546

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Ha ha - those poor suckers in Nova Scotia are getting dumped on. We only got about a foot or so.

Just another day in Nova Scotia
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-s...ions-1.3981546

Wow !

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Axius

Maybe drink heavily before....

Aside from say operating any type of machinery, isn't this sort of a universally recognized good piece of advice for anything?

ie.
"Maybe drink heavily before reading any of Belgie's posts"

or, if you are a white man

"Maybe drink heavily before attempting to dance"