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      06-13-2020, 08:31 PM   #111
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If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you. Also, I don't like nobody touching me. Now, any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you
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It's all there! Black and white, clear as crystal! You stole Fizzy-Lifting Drinks! You bumped into the ceiling, which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get NOTHING!!! You lose! GOOD DAY, SIR!!!
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      07-18-2020, 09:23 PM   #122
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Don't know about it being a famous movie, but...

I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar... Serenity
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Don't know about it being a famous movie, but...

I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar... Serenity
The HELL you say.

One of the best Sci-Fi movies ever-- it has hear, the good guys don't always win, good people do bad things, the bad guys aren't necessarily bad, and there's more Unresolved Sexual Tension than you can shake a stick at. You can watch it multiple times and pick up something different every time.

It unfortunately came out at the same time as one of the more horrible Star Wars movies and that was the end of that.

You don't even really need to watch the Firefly series to enjoy it-- it'll help, but it's not absolutely essential.

And the quotes? Every. Single. Line. Is. Quote. Worthy.

Wash: "This landing is gonna get pretty interesting."
Mal: "Define..... 'Intesting'."
Wash: "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die?"


I've got my phone set up so that when my best friend calls, it plays the "Fruity Oaty Bar" song-- and the Firefly theme is my normal ringtone.

Just a great, great GREAT movie.

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“I had to kill Bob Morton because he made a mistake. Now it's time to erase that mistake”

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"You people what do you mean you people!!"
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"I didn't know they stacked shit that high."
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"What the fuck is taking so long?"
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