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      10-21-2020, 04:35 PM   #4511
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//Melon - once you've read Lupsie's post there, and are struggling to understand it, I would like to refer you to the first quote in her signature. I believe that will help immensely in the future with respect to understanding her posts.


The quote is descriptive yet my balls are bigger than yours. Just saying.
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The quote is descriptive yet my balls are bigger than yours. Just saying.
No doubt about that.

I edited my post though - am I right about the chauvinist - did I get the right member?
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No doubt about that.

I edited my post though - am I right about the chauvinist - did I get the right member?
Yup, that guy. I can't remember his handle but I had his words as my signature for a long, long time.

Other matters:
Billie and I still text at times, he has been having a rough time but he's doing better so you're not the only oldie I talk with!

I'm very glad to have met you all, even when we clash a lot. Still tho, if UncleWede 's wife takes over the FDA, I'd be more than willing to step aside from my role as body double and go for the blue whale sighting scale in size (if EPA needs needs sightings!) Just to eat whatever she cooks. I even have a blue sweater and all, totally more believable than the cheetos.
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Yup, that guy. I can't remember his handle but I had his words as my signature for a long, long time.

Other matters:
Billie and I still text at times, he has been having a rough time but he's doing better so you're not the only oldie I talk with!

I'm very glad to have met you all, even when we clash a lot. Still tho, if UncleWede 's wife takes over the FDA, I'd be more than willing to step aside from my role as body double and go for the blue whale sighting scale in size (if EPA needs needs sightings!) Just to eat whatever she cooks. I even have a blue sweater and all, totally more believable than the cheetos.
Ah, billup was a good guy and he should come back, even if he's hanging out on the porsche forums. Tell him he is missed.

Yeah, the Mexican dude...I wondered if his fascination with a certain body part might be indicative of him playing for both teams to be honest, despite the pictures of his wife. I mean, he even incorporated the body part into describing his car. He was a different one. Going to see if all references to him have been deleted....
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Ah, billup was a good guy and he should come back, even if he's hanging out on the porsche forums. Tell him he is missed.

Yeah, the Mexican dude...I wondered if his fascination with a certain body part might be indicative of him playing for both teams to be honest, despite the pictures of his wife. I mean, he even incorporated the body part into describing his car. He was a different one. Going to see if all references to him have been deleted....

I don't recall him being a Latino, he talked like a very, very white male (ask why I felt like that). As the pacifist of the forum, I would have liked to show his at least then wife how to bust some balls. In a non violent way of course. Think of kittens and kittens
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Checkout Datforumdoe.com that's my little hub of the web.

We all migrated from Golfmk6.com.
Some of us do an annual Tail of the Dragon trip each year. Deal's Fap, as we call it.

I don't think anyone has a MK6 GTI, some have MK7 R's but we have mostly moved on from VW's.
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No doubt about that.

I edited my post though - am I right about the chauvinist - did I get the right member?
Yup, that guy. I can't remember his handle but I had his words as my signature for a long, long time.

Other matters:
Billie and I still text at times, he has been having a rough time but he's doing better so you're not the only oldie I talk with!

I'm very glad to have met you all, even when we clash a lot. Still tho, if UncleWede 's wife takes over the FDA, I'd be more than willing to step aside from my role as body double and go for the blue whale sighting scale in size (if EPA needs needs sightings!) Just to eat whatever she cooks. I even have a blue sweater and all, totally more believable than the cheetos.
But, you don't even like jalapeños

There's still a few, and a few tomatoes out in the garden. Fresh arugula adds an interesting tart twist
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Billy doing fine talk to him most days.
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Billy doing fine talk to him most days.
Well tell him to find his whatsapp more often!
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But, you don't even like jalapeños

There's still a few, and a few tomatoes out in the garden. Fresh arugula adds an interesting tart twist
I like just José Jalapeño on a stick - and now get off my lawn and take your poultry with you.
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I don't recall him being a Latino, he talked like a very, very white male (ask why I felt like that). As the pacifist of the forum, I would have liked to show his at least then wife how to bust some balls. In a non violent way of course. Think of kittens and kittens
I admit as a white male, I'm a little curious to know what a very, very white male sounds like / why different from other ethnicities, but up to you if you wish to share, you can also PM me if you prefer. Just curious how colour comes through.

But I do seem to recall him saying he was Mexican, and he had at one point posted a few pictures, all of which supported that. He did seem to love America though.
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This thread has gone off the rails.
Is that possible in OT? Or is it simply following the tested and true formula of ever migrating and evolving that most threads follow in OT...or they die. This thread wants to live man.
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OT threads Matter!!!
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It's about the most lively thing that's gone on around here in a while
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Billy doing fine talk to him most days.
Is he still banging hoes?
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I admit as a white male, I'm a little curious to know what a very, very white male sounds like / why different from other ethnicities, but up to you if you wish to share, you can also PM me if you prefer. Just curious how colour comes through.

But I do seem to recall him saying he was Mexican, and he had at one point posted a few pictures, all of which supported that. He did seem to love America though.
Whiny, white men own the whiny sound these days. It's like a mosquito epidemic but happening in our livingrooms.

This opinion was not at all influenced by the fucktard I spent an hour with just now.

"Its raining so much, can't we reschedule this training?" "No."
"But it's so early too, why can't we do this later?"
"Hmm, I have kids, dogs of my own, a bitch of a mother to take care of and 5 elderly neighbors i do the grocery shopping for. This six am time is the only free hour i have every friday to train your idiot arse to handle your dog so take it or leave it. No refunds" "but I'm not paying you" "exactly"

I'm very patient in the early hours of the morning. A real sweetheart.
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Whiny, white men own the whiny sound these days. It's like a mosquito epidemic but happening in our livingrooms.

This opinion was not at all influenced by the fucktard I spent an hour with just now.

"Its raining so much, can't we reschedule this training?" "No."
"But it's so early too, why can't we do this later?"
"Hmm, I have kids, dogs of my own, a bitch of a mother to take care of and 5 elderly neighbors i do the grocery shopping for. This six am time is the only free hour i have every friday to train your idiot arse to handle your dog so take it or leave it. No refunds" "but I'm not paying you" "exactly"

I'm very patient in the early hours of the morning. A real sweetheart.

Yes, I might have to tap you in a few years for some dog advice...hoping to get a few years at least out of my current dog. My current dog has a life expectancy of 10-12 years, but he's in his 8th year already and completely torn his ACL in the one leg. A little frustrating because "due to COVID" nobody seems to be doing their job and we can't get a return call to get him fitted for a brace which should help him. Anyways, really hoping he doesn't blow the other leg, if so, we'll have to put him down.
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"but I'm not paying you" "exactly"

I'm very patient in the early hours of the morning. A real sweetheart.
He didn't bring you covefe????

Send his number, let the doxing begin
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The quote is descriptive yet my balls are bigger than yours. Just saying.
I always knew Lups was a dude.
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