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      10-21-2020, 09:15 AM   #4489
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Gentlemen..especially president elect Kerr. You may have covered racial equality in your votes but I see the lacking of female presence in your discussion. Gotta include gender equality. I'm gonna need to see that or will have to cast my vote elsewhere
But....but you just saw the post immediately above you - Lups volunteered to act in Wede's place! And she sort of counts as female. Fact is, I'd say that points to how gender inclusive and fluid this administration is...we are willing to accept this blob of something different, this part female, part something else, this person called Lups! Ta da!

Fortunately for you, I am still putting together my cabinet, and I'd like to create positions that do not yet exist, as I do things differently. If you can demonstrate that you bring something of value, you would be welcomed aboard this midnight train going anywhere. Given your location, I think NOLA or something, with the French influences, I'm guessing the food is pretty good, so perhaps that's a strength of yours that you can parlay into a position? Or something else...

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      10-21-2020, 09:32 AM   #4490
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I spend one day on the production floor, rather following you lot and this is what I come back to??? Well done all of you. You have made my morning internet time worth while.

Confessional time. I've been holding this one for a while and have eluded to something being awry in the dating thread, and I'm finally to a place where I can discuss it. I have recently been being stalked on social media. Somehow, they got my cell phone number and home address. Pretty scary shit but I think I have it handled now. The kicker regarding said stalker....they aren't female....and I don't mean someone who simply chooses to be not their assigned gender at birth. (I can't believe I just typed that) We are also talking full on stalker. Sending me pictures of myself mowing my yard with my shirt off, etc.

In the event that something happens to me, I am relying on you all to make sure this shit gets out. Cold Case Files, Forensic Files, etc. Don't let me get murdered by a stalker with an unsolved case.
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      10-21-2020, 09:45 AM   #4491
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I spend one day on the production floor, rather following you lot and this is what I come back to??? Well done all of you. You have made my morning internet time worth while.

Confessional time. I've been holding this one for a while and have eluded to something being awry in the dating thread, and I'm finally to a place where I can discuss it. I have recently been being stalked on social media. Somehow, they got my cell phone number and home address. Pretty scary shit but I think I have it handled now. The kicker regarding said stalker....they aren't female....and I don't mean someone who simply chooses to be not their assigned gender at birth. (I can't believe I just typed that) We are also talking full on stalker. Sending me pictures of myself mowing my yard with my shirt off, etc.

In the event that something happens to me, I am relying on you all to make sure this shit gets out. Cold Case Files, Forensic Files, etc. Don't let me get murdered by a stalker with an unsolved case.
LOL!!!!

I mean, I'm laughing, but that's also freaky too and I wouldn't like it either. Here's the problem, aside from you going dark on here, how many on here know your full name, address, etc to tell the police something happened and you had a stalker. Aside from your stalker of course...who may very well be on here too.

PM me - I have to know some more details. Also, how did you determine this person was a guy and do you know him?
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      10-21-2020, 09:49 AM   #4492
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I spend one day on the production floor, rather following you lot and this is what I come back to??? Well done all of you. You have made my morning internet time worth while.

Confessional time. I've been holding this one for a while and have eluded to something being awry in the dating thread, and I'm finally to a place where I can discuss it. I have recently been being stalked on social media. Somehow, they got my cell phone number and home address. Pretty scary shit but I think I have it handled now. The kicker regarding said stalker....they aren't female....and I don't mean someone who simply chooses to be not their assigned gender at birth. (I can't believe I just typed that) We are also talking full on stalker. Sending me pictures of myself mowing my yard with my shirt off, etc.

In the event that something happens to me, I am relying on you all to make sure this shit gets out. Cold Case Files, Forensic Files, etc. Don't let me get murdered by a stalker with an unsolved case.
that is creepy, another dude stalking you.
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Maybe you should post the pic of yourself mowing the lawn shirtless to ensure the evidence doesn’t get destroyed
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LOL!!!!

I mean, I'm laughing, but that's also freaky too and I wouldn't like it either. Here's the problem, aside from you going dark on here, how many on here know your full name, address, etc to tell the police something happened and you had a stalker. Aside from your stalker of course...who may very well be on here too.

PM me - I have to know some more details. Also, how did you determine this person was a guy and do you know him?
Yeah Judi, tell us everything!
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But....but you just saw the post immediately above you - Lups volunteered to act in Wede's place! And she sort of counts as female. Fact is, I'd say that points to how gender inclusive and fluid this administration is...we are willing to accept this blob of something different, this part female, part something else, this person called Lups! Ta da!

Fortunately for you, I am still putting together my cabinet, and I'd like to create positions that do not yet exist, as I do things differently. If you can demonstrate that you bring something of value, you would be welcomed aboard this midnight train going anywhere. Given your location, I think NOLA or something, with the French influences, I'm guessing the food is pretty good, so perhaps that's a strength of yours that you can parlay into a position? Or something else...



This is a great description of me, thank you!
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LOL!!!!

I mean, I'm laughing, but that's also freaky too and I wouldn't like it either. Here's the problem, aside from you going dark on here, how many on here know your full name, address, etc to tell the police something happened and you had a stalker. Aside from your stalker of course...who may very well be on here too.

PM me - I have to know some more details. Also, how did you determine this person was a guy and do you know him?
This is exactly how I expect my close friends to respond when I tell them. there are a couple on here that know my full name. Stalker originated from Instagram. Apparently his grandmother lives close to me and this is how the whole thing started. Fake account, posing as a female as how it never hit my radar. I did get a few followers that seemed odd and then one started asking for pics, so I started deleting accounts. I would delete one account and a completely unrelated account would follow suit. The guy actually started sending me text messages over the weekend. Pretty sure I have it handled now, but time will only tell. Pretty freaky shit.

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that is creepy, another dude stalking you.
Very. I let him know over the weekend that he wasn't dealing with someone who will take this lightly. I am a man and will act accordingly in the event that he continued. I'm by no means a victim, but have no reservations making one of someone else.

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      10-21-2020, 10:26 AM   #4497
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This is a great description of me, thank you!
I knew you'd appreciate the grand introduction I went for!

Its the blob of something different that I really wanted to work in, as I'd likely describe myself the same way.
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      10-21-2020, 11:20 AM   #4498
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Gentlemen..especially president elect Kerr. You may have covered racial equality in your votes but I see the lacking of female presence in your discussion. Gotta include gender equality. I'm gonna need to see that or will have to cast my vote elsewhere
But....but you just saw the post immediately above you - Lups volunteered to act in Wede's place! And she sort of counts as female. Fact is, I'd say that points to how gender inclusive and fluid this administration is...we are willing to accept this blob of something different, this part female, part something else, this person called Lups! Ta da!

Fortunately for you, I am still putting together my cabinet, and I'd like to create positions that do not yet exist, as I do things differently. If you can demonstrate that you bring something of value, you would be welcomed aboard this midnight train going anywhere. Given your location, I think NOLA or something, with the French influences, I'm guessing the food is pretty good, so perhaps that's a strength of yours that you can parlay into a position? Or something else...

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They're both a bit girly so they got it covered.
Wait, I thought MKSixer was bringing inf the Girl Scouts for the Canadia invasion?? Female votes covered

But I have no issue with some other cabinet position for rebekahb Maybe she could be in charge of culinary infusion? Creole poutine??
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      10-21-2020, 01:13 PM   #4499
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Gentlemen..especially president elect Kerr. You may have covered racial equality in your votes but I see the lacking of female presence in your discussion. Gotta include gender equality. I'm gonna need to see that or will have to cast my vote elsewhere
But....but you just saw the post immediately above you - Lups volunteered to act in Wede's place! And she sort of counts as female. Fact is, I'd say that points to how gender inclusive and fluid this administration is...we are willing to accept this blob of something different, this part female, part something else, this person called Lups! Ta da!

Fortunately for you, I am still putting together my cabinet, and I'd like to create positions that do not yet exist, as I do things differently. If you can demonstrate that you bring something of value, you would be welcomed aboard this midnight train going anywhere. Given your location, I think NOLA or something, with the French influences, I'm guessing the food is pretty good, so perhaps that's a strength of yours that you can parlay into a position? Or something else...

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They're both a bit girly so they got it covered.
Wait, I thought MKSixer was bringing inf the Girl Scouts for the Canadia invasion?? Female votes covered

But I have no issue with some other cabinet position for rebekahb Maybe she could be in charge of culinary infusion? Creole poutine??
There may be someone better suited to be culinary expert. Maybe I could oversee the committee. Crab bisque up north doesn't hold a candle to it down here. Maybe there can be an entertainment position. We do know how to party down here and Washington is a little stiff and needs to loosen up. Someone's born you have a party, someone dies you have beer & cigars at the funeral or throw a party after, & someone gets married you second line through the streets waving napkins in the air. We have a festival for just about every food group imaginable along with tons of live music fests. We may be the worst in a lot of categories in the US but we know how to throw down!
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There may be someone better suited to be culinary expert. Maybe I could oversee the committee. Crab bisque up north doesn't hold a candle to it down here. Maybe there can be an entertainment position. We do know how to party down here and Washington is a little stiff and needs to loosen up. Someone's born you have a party, someone dies you have beer & cigars at the funeral or throw a party after, & someone gets married you second line through the streets waving napkins in the air. We have a festival for just about every food group imaginable along with tons of live music fests. We may be the worst in a lot of categories in the US but we know how to throw down!
Dude fuck off. I'm the world renowned cheetos guy, I'm in charge of all food tasting.

Clearly you don't know the rules when it comes to those chicks we are giving the office to: they both pee their pants when I look hungry. They'll be glad to feed me well, or someone in the office gets it.

Now, I might need a second opinion so sucking up to me could work.
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Dude fuck off. I'm the world renowned cheetos guy, I'm in charge of all food tasting.

Clearly you don't know the rules when it comes to those chicks we are giving the office to: they both pee their pants when I look hungry. They'll be glad to feed me well, or someone in the office gets it.

Now, I might need a second opinion so sucking up to me could work.

You don't scare me. You are a pacifist. So let's be real - nobody in the office is getting it from you.

You get hungry, I'll hire your mother in law to cook for you and confine you to quarters till you've eaten everything she made. That ought to make you pipe down on the hunger bit. Bet we won't hear so much as a whimper from you about being hungry after that.

rebekahb - starting to reconsider my offer to Lups to act as a body double for UncleWede. Given your location and how you guys like costumes, how do you feel about dressing up as him?

You'd have to look something like Pintel from Pirates of the Caribbean in order to pull off the UncleWede look that I always picture in my head when I think of him...

Something like this (see Lups - I incorporated the flowing golden locks you always rave about for Wede):
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      10-21-2020, 02:40 PM   #4502
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I have no idea what's going on in here. Lol.
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rebekahb - starting to reconsider my offer to Lups to act as a body double for UncleWede. Given your location and how you guys like costumes, how do you feel about dressing up as him?

You'd have to look something like Pintel from Pirates of the Caribbean in order to pull off the UncleWede look that I always picture in my head when I think of him...

Something like this (see Lups - I incorporated the flowing golden locks you always rave about for Wede):
I've never been a big fan of costumes like everyone else around here so I may have to bow out. @Lups can have the food tasting. We can't have some bland ass boring food so she will have to keep everyone in line.
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You don't scare me. You are a pacifist. So let's be real - nobody in the office is getting it from you.

You get hungry, I'll hire your mother in law to cook for you and confine you to quarters till you've eaten everything she made. That ought to make you pipe down on the hunger bit. Bet we won't hear so much as a whimper from you about being hungry after that.

rebekahb - starting to reconsider my offer to Lups to act as a body double for UncleWede. Given your location and how you guys like costumes, how do you feel about dressing up as him?

You'd have to look something like Pintel from Pirates of the Caribbean in order to pull off the UncleWede look that I always picture in my head when I think of him...

Something like this (see Lups - I incorporated the flowing golden locks you always rave about for Wede):

Okay, okay, so I was just joking man! I'm all in for any supportive role and I absolutely love canadian mooses! Please, please never ever bring in the big guns again! I know I was acting all macho and I can in close combat take you and most of the other guys out but I'm a kitten, a kitten, I'll purr if you promise not to make me eat her dishes!!! Go prez Kerr and the girly sidekick!!!
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I have no idea what's going on in here. Lol.

Want a history lesson? It'll help you with my gender and other shit too like why these Goldie locks adore me this much and since I'll be providing it, I'll be looking really cool afterwards.
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I've never been a big fan of costumes like everyone else around here so I may have to bow out. @Lups can have the food tasting. We can't have some bland ass boring food so she will have to keep everyone in line.
I'd tell you I like you but I'm currently being bullied by the mean prez and my mother-in-law. Still liking the words and I'd like to know if youd be willing to slaughter (a strong word, let's serve them the shit my mil calls food and let them die of hunger) the cabinet members and take over the world with me? K, let's now tell anyone and you can be the prez, I'm okay with being the one doing the real shit anyway.
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Context is always welcome.
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Once upon a time there was this world class chauvinist here on the forum. He reigned supreme and all the boys were afraid of him. He used to post pics of his wife in the ot, he thought her being hot was a reflection of him being awesome too.

Then something strange happened. He called out a newcomer, let's call him Mr Cheetos. Well, mr cheetos had issues with his way of life. They got along very well, considering mr cheetos doesn't even english on most days.

The big bad wolf got caught by his wife and went away, but the guys on this forum decided the cheetos needed to live on. mr cheetos is is now an ornament of the forum, not because of the awesome wife beater shirt or his bad English, but because even after years of dealing with these ot fucks, he still doesn't give a shit. He has had the pleasure of being a Halloween costume (let it also be known she participated in the contest and lost to... him). He has also formed great friendships all around with mostly other married folks, since his awesomeness doesn't need the drool other hotties on this forum seek.

I mean, the cheetos sold me as the spicy dude, I don't need to work on the image anymore.

Then there was a slip of a goat, a charity thread which unfortunately made a member have a sex change in the eyes of some. The true believers like wede and joe still talk about mr cheetos, since we all know my bad pacifist ass can sit on their hoods for long enough to scratch their paint. The fear is real.

There is more but that's the short version
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Her mother is a hoarder which makes livable space limited and her father is a man child. I dont understand how people live like this...both loving and nice people but damn are they broken lol. Wish me luck...56 days and counting.
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Confessional time. I've been holding this one for a while and have eluded to something being awry in the dating thread, and I'm finally to a place where I can discuss it. I have recently been being stalked on social media. Somehow, they got my cell phone number and home address. Pretty scary shit but I think I have it handled now. The kicker regarding said stalker....they aren't female....and I don't mean someone who simply chooses to be not their assigned gender at birth. (I can't believe I just typed that) We are also talking full on stalker. Sending me pictures of myself mowing my yard with my shirt off, etc.

In the event that something happens to me, I am relying on you all to make sure this shit gets out. Cold Case Files, Forensic Files, etc. Don't let me get murdered by a stalker with an unsolved case.
oof man, let me know if theres anything i can do that's weird
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I spend one day on the production floor, rather following you lot and this is what I come back to??? Well done all of you. You have made my morning internet time worth while.

Confessional time. I've been holding this one for a while and have eluded to something being awry in the dating thread, and I'm finally to a place where I can discuss it. I have recently been being stalked on social media. Somehow, they got my cell phone number and home address. Pretty scary shit but I think I have it handled now. The kicker regarding said stalker....they aren't female....and I don't mean someone who simply chooses to be not their assigned gender at birth. (I can't believe I just typed that) We are also talking full on stalker. Sending me pictures of myself mowing my yard with my shirt off, etc.

In the event that something happens to me, I am relying on you all to make sure this shit gets out. Cold Case Files, Forensic Files, etc. Don't let me get murdered by a stalker with an unsolved case.
Welcome to Club Stalker Victim. At least mine was a guy trying to get me about dating his Ex!! Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

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LOL!!!!

I mean, I'm laughing, but that's also freaky too and I wouldn't like it either. Here's the problem, aside from you going dark on here, how many on here know your full name, address, etc to tell the police something happened and you had a stalker. Aside from your stalker of course...who may very well be on here too.

PM me - I have to know some more details. Also, how did you determine this person was a guy and do you know him?
You beat me to it, Your Presidency!! Now what do you mean PMing you?!?!!! This is total forum worthy!!!
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      10-21-2020, 04:30 PM   #4510
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Once upon a time there was this world class chauvinist here on the forum. He reigned supreme and all the boys were afraid of him. He used to post pics of his wife in the ot, he thought her being hot was a reflection of him being awesome too.

Then something strange happened. He called out a newcomer, let's call him Mr Cheetos. Well, mr cheetos had issues with his way of life. They got along very well, considering mr cheetos doesn't even english on most days.

The big bad wolf got caught by his wife and went away, but the guys on this forum decided the cheetos needed to live on. mr cheetos is is now an ornament of the forum, not because of the awesome wife beater shirt or his bad English, but because even after years of dealing with these ot fucks, he still doesn't give a shit. He has had the pleasure of being a Halloween costume (let it also be known she participated in the contest and lost to... him). He has also formed great friendships all around with mostly other married folks, since his awesomeness doesn't need the drool other hotties on this forum seek.

I mean, the cheetos sold me as the spicy dude, I don't need to work on the image anymore.

Then there was a slip of a goat, a charity thread which unfortunately made a member have a sex change in the eyes of some. The true believers like wede and joe still talk about mr cheetos, since we all know my bad pacifist ass can sit on their hoods for long enough to scratch their paint. The fear is real.

There is more but that's the short version
//Melon - once you've read Lupsie's post there, and are struggling to understand it, I would like to refer you to the first quote in her signature. I believe that will help immensely in the future with respect to understanding her posts.

Also Lups - that chauvinist dude - if I'm thinking of the right one, he was the weird one, Mexican, but loved American muscle cars...is that the right one? I remember he had a description beside his cars in his signature which I thought the mods would have forced him to change...but he never got dinged somehow.
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