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      10-15-2019, 10:53 AM   #2377
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I've heard that story in the past too - as a joke. I don't think it's real.
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Pouring one out for the homie who can no longer be with us on BP due to extenuating circumstances...

You'll be missed buddy, take care.
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      10-17-2019, 11:11 AM   #2380
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      10-17-2019, 11:17 AM   #2382
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you know, rudi, judy jody
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Judy gets new job in 3... 2... 1...
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      10-17-2019, 04:23 PM   #2385
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Went to CVS today to get a flu shot and the girl at the pharmacy looks at me and says, "We're out of the hi-dose version." I asked what that meant and she says, "It's for folks 65 and older."

Getting old sucks bad enough without people assuming you're 5 years older than you are.
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NOW it came with sticky clay that you press down on button and with minimal force the button should come off... well i couldnt get it off lol
should i use bubble gum or what

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it's too quiet in here nowadays :I
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      10-24-2019, 01:07 PM   #2392
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it's too quiet in here nowadays :I
well have you done any dumb shit lately that you want to get off your chest?
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      10-24-2019, 01:24 PM   #2393
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well have you done any dumb shit lately that you want to get off your chest?
I will go in his place.

Yesterday evening while in the Grocery store, there was a guy that ended up in the same aisle with me on several locations. He was on his cell phone, talking extremely loud, and cut me off a few times where I had to stop my cart because he just stepped over in front of me.

After about the 4th time of him doing it... he stopped dead in his tracks again and I just ran into him. I think I got the cart halfway up his hamstring as he buckled to the floor before I caught myself and pulled the cart back...trying to make it look like an accident.

He got up, looked at me and never got off his phone. I just said "My Bad" and walked past him.

My wife scolded me when we got in the car. She was like "you did that on purpose"...and I pretty much agreed with her.

Now I feel bad about it....somewhat.
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      10-24-2019, 01:33 PM   #2394
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well have you done any dumb shit lately that you want to get off your chest?
Me thinks Pickle misses Judy/Jody/Rudy. So do I.
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      10-24-2019, 01:45 PM   #2395
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Pouring one out for the homie who can no longer be with us on BP due to extenuating circumstances...

You'll be missed buddy, take care.
Aw shucks.

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work banned jody from BP
Not so much banned as made it very obvious they are now watching every move we make. Some days, such as today, they piss me off to the point where I do not care.

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Judy gets new job in 3... 2... 1...
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Me thinks Pickle misses Judy/Jody/Rudy. So do I.
Confession.....I miss you guys.
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      10-24-2019, 01:53 PM   #2396
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Now I feel bad about it....somewhat.
Because he was able to get up off the floor without assistance?
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Because he was able to get up off the floor without assistance?
I'm not a total "asshole".

I told my wife I could have easily kept going as momentum was on my side!
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I will go in his place.

Yesterday evening while in the Grocery store, there was a guy that ended up in the same aisle with me on several locations. He was on his cell phone, talking extremely loud, and cut me off a few times where I had to stop my cart because he just stepped over in front of me.

After about the 4th time of him doing it... he stopped dead in his tracks again and I just ran into him. I think I got the cart halfway up his hamstring as he buckled to the floor before I caught myself and pulled the cart back...trying to make it look like an accident.

He got up, looked at me and never got off his phone. I just said "My Bad" and walked past him.

My wife scolded me when we got in the car. She was like "you did that on purpose"...and I pretty much agreed with her.

Now I feel bad about it....somewhat.
I had my hand loaded for an internet high-five until I read that feelin' bad about it BS. Wear that shit with pride sir! You and I have the balls to do things that most only think about. Don't feel bad about it. Most people wish they had the balls that we do. I tried to trip a kid running in the hospital last week, I missed. His mother should have stopped him so I decided I was gonna. I caught a dirty look from the girlfriend but she also laughed about it.
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