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      03-03-2018, 09:50 AM   #17711
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      03-03-2018, 10:13 AM   #17712
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      03-04-2018, 11:29 AM   #17718
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      03-04-2018, 01:58 PM   #17719
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      03-05-2018, 10:44 AM   #17721
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      03-05-2018, 12:39 PM   #17724
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      03-05-2018, 01:45 PM   #17725
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      03-05-2018, 02:59 PM   #17726
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      03-05-2018, 04:29 PM   #17728
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Did this really happen???

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Yes - it happened alright - it was a dealer in Auckland, New Zealand. They often run April Fools ads in the paper - I remember one for rubberized windscreens so that bugs would just bounce off. And one where if your BMW logo was reversed (although they showed the correct orientation in the ad for maximum effect) then you should contact your nearest dealer immediately as it might be counterfeit. They got thousands of enquiries about that one
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      03-05-2018, 04:32 PM   #17729
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      03-05-2018, 07:48 PM   #17730
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That is so low.
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      03-05-2018, 08:10 PM   #17731
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Yes apparently. They tricked the kid with pizza and gave him spoon of medicine or something
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