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      09-07-2017, 02:29 PM   #50667
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I don't know, i told the hubby Billie would tell him a jalapeno ban is inhumane and illegal. I needed it in writing.

A stick figure could've helped too.
Autocorrect really hates you doesn't it Lups? It added two extra letters at the beginning of both the bolded words above that shouldn't be there at all when it concerns you.

Send them back to Canada? I'll grill and eat them.
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Billie jalapeņos are trying to kill me. The hubby just banned them from the house for a month since i can not stop eating them.

Please advice.
My buddy is growing Reapers, we can attempt to smuggle them through customs?


Such a ban is unheard of, and quite honestly unhuman.
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      09-07-2017, 02:40 PM   #50669
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Why did this retard rage quit the political section of the forum only to bring that shit here?

anglo There's a place on the forum to express your political views. Want me to draw you a map?
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Autocorrect really hates you doesn't it Lups? It added two extra letters at the beginning of both the bolded words above that shouldn't be there at all when it concerns you.

Send them back to Canada? I'll grill and eat them.
Don't be mean. I swear i can feel every inch of my intestinal organs, and yet i am snacking now jalapenos.

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Why did this retard rage quit the political section of the forum only to bring that shit here?
He's obsessed with me for some reason. He waits for me to post then attempts to make pathetic jabs. Really sad actually, but until he dies we're kind of stuck with him.
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He's obsessed with me for some reason. He waits for me to post then attempts to make pathetic jabs. Really sad actually, but until he dies we're kind of stuck with him.
There was that short time when he was banned. It was quite nice.
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Why did this retard rage quit the political section of the forum only to bring that shit here?

There's a place on the forum to express your political views. Want me to draw you a map?
Because one of your liberal friends posted this here.

Is it ok by you if i defend Trump?
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Because one of your liberal friends posted this here.

Is it ok by you if i defend Trump?
I don't care if you defend Trump but there's a place for it.

You look like an illiterate hick when you're swinging your Trump boner all over the place.
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It's funny how the libs like to pile on like ducks, they don't have that sense of individualism and hides behind the group. Haha
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Don't be mean. I swear i can feel every inch of my intestinal organs, and yet i am snacking now jalapenos.

Trust me, from having been there, it's when you have to poop - that's when it really burns. Feels like fire. And you tell yourself you'll eat less next time, but that never really happens.

I think jalapenos have some sort of dopamine effect on my memory. Whenever I'm faced with the opportunity to eat them, I never seem to remember the pain, only the pleasure of eating them.
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It's funny how extremists only have themselves to side with because the rest of the world can see right through their lunatic bullshit. Haha
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I don't care if you defend Trump but there's a place for it.

You look like an illiterate hick when you're swinging your Trump boner all over the place.
Quit your bitching already, You didn't get offended when a liberal first turned this thread political. It must be that liberal hypocrisy.
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It's funny how the libs like to pile on like ducks, they don't have that sense of individualism and hides behind the group. Haha
Yeah about that. I don't care about politics or your opinion on the matter.

My only concern is bringing OT back to it's former glory of shit talk and tinder posts; an OT with the substance before you tainted it with political garbage.
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It's funny how extremists only have themselves to side with because the rest of the world can see right through their lunatic bullshit. Haha
Comparing Trump to a mass murderer responsible for ww2 is extremism. You are the extremists.
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Trust me, from having been there, it's when you have to poop - that's when it really burns. Feels like fire. And you tell yourself you'll eat less next time, but that never really happens.

I think jalapenos have some sort of dopamine effect on my memory. Whenever I'm faced with the opportunity to eat them, I never seem to remember the pain, only the pleasure of eating them.
Yeah, i know. I shit you not, i know.

It must have some dopamine thing going for it, it truly feels horrible and oh so good at the same time.

I usually eat a kilo or two of these per week, but my store got some really spicy good ones just for me a few days ago. Now, about 8 lbs later i think i should admit to myself i have to limit my access to these in the future.
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Quit your bitching already, You didn't get offended when a liberal first turned this thread political. It must be that liberal hypocrisy.
Who started what now?
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Who started what now?
His butt buddy Dang3r started it, but his head is so far up his ass he can't see out his mouth just quite yet.
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Comparing Trump to a mass murderer responsible for ww2 is extremism. You are the extremists.
That was never even said you delusional psycho. Seriously, go get a psychiatric evaluation, you have serious mental problems.
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Yeah about that. I don't care about politics or your opinion on the matter.

My only concern is bringing OT back to it's former glory of shit talk and tinder posts; an OT with the substance before you tainted it with political garbage.
Well, good luck. The changes may be irreversible.

I'll start since you mentioned Tinder.

http://cheezburger.com/1421829/15-in...sation-moments

Now its your turn to contribute.
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Who started what now?
I have a gorgeous gf, i smell a lot of jealousy. Lol
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Oh boys, boys, play nice. Anglo is just being the friendly human he always is. No need to get mad at him for it, or he'll call you a libtard and then you cry.

Always be kind to the small people and don't shit on a dildo.
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I love it how i can take on lups, axius and the other the liberal on my own.
The loser libtards feed off each other. Haha
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