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      09-06-2017, 08:49 AM   #50623
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Much too cold for this Canadian as well. I despise swimming, though I manage from time to time. Usually only if the subject water takes on the temperature similar to that of nice warm bathwater.

No polar dips. Not ever.
Right now is hot tub time until spring. It's about mid 60's, night time is getting in the 50's which is perfect for the hot tub. I don't really swim, just enjoy relaxing with friends on a cold winter night.

Of course have to get out and roll in the snow from time to time to cool off.
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This applies to Finns as well.


Oh, apparently Americans don't get this sport.

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Not quite. Big feet means large shoes. Large shoes to fill.

If I ever left these forums, I'd leave a pair of large shoes to fill...where would you all be without my antics and provocative threads in the politics section?
Uhhhh how can you leave big shoes to fill when you literally just joined the forum, noob.
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      09-06-2017, 09:12 AM   #50627
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Oh, apparently Americans don't get this sport.

Is that proof hypothermia doesn't affect finns?.

I wouldn't take a small child go swim in 57f water was my point.
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Not quite. Big feet means large shoes. Large shoes to fill.

If I ever left these forums, I'd leave a pair of large shoes to fill...where would you all be without my antics and provocative threads in the politics section?
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Uhhhh how can you leave big shoes to fill when you literally just joined the forum, noob.
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Is that proof hypothermia doesn't affect finns?.

I wouldn't take a small child go swim in 57f water was my point.
Heh, here even the kids get to go to winter swims, and i think the water was closer to 55f today. I guess we are just used to our ways, and everyone swims when they want to, since we don't get warmer waters.
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I think this is basically hooked to your childhood. In older times I was part of the German tradition of "anbaden" (free translated I think its earlyswim or so), that means on January 1st after breakfast, everybody at the cold beach got undressed down to swimsuit or neopren and then it goes for few minutes into the icecold baltic sea. Did that several years ago until I had to move caused by job. Never catched a cold or got otherwise ill or sick.
Now, with a very good heating, fireplaces and warm clothes...Im went too lazy and comfortable to do this again...but I understand Lups very well
Hey hey, you could fart underwater, the short stroke would boost your way...and kill maybe some fishes for dinner
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I think this is basically hooked to your childhood. In older times I was part of the German tradition of "anbaden" (free translated I think its earlyswim or so), that means on January 1st after breakfast, everybody at the cold beach got undressed down to swimsuit or neopren and then it goes for few minutes into the icecold baltic sea. Did that several years ago until I had to move caused by job. Never catched a cold or got otherwise ill or sick.
Now, with a very good heating, fireplaces and warm clothes...Im went too lazy and comfortable to do this again...but I understand Lups very well
Hey hey, you could fart underwater, the short stroke would boost your way...and kill maybe some fishes for dinner
Lol, it's funny how good it feels later on, and we have saunas here to make it even better.
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I made my gf crepes tonight, they were excellent!
Sliced strawberries, whipped cream inside and a scoop of vanilla ice cream on the side.
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Saw the pic before your text and my first thought was: Damn, hes a she
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Except Trump hasn't gassed millions including children and women, invaded neighboring countries, killed his critics, other than that he's just like the mass murderer Nazis.
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Lol, it's funny how good it feels later on, and we have saunas here to make it even better.
I'm looking forward to when the pool cools down to about 50, and I can start again with my post-gym ritual of 10 in the Jacuzzi, 3 in the pool for about 3 rounds at the end of each workout.
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I'm looking forward to when the pool cools down to about 50, and I can start again with my post-gym ritual of 10 in the Jacuzzi, 3 in the pool for about 3 rounds at the end of each workout.
I don't like warm water, and I'm scared of pools. My inlaws insisted on buying one of those heated water thingies, and i stopped going to their cabin. Even the smell of chlorine makes me sick.

I don't get the whole warm water swimming thing. It is gross.

Omg third day in a row, I'm going to die from a jalapeno overdose. My grocery store got five kilos (about 11pounds) of really good ones, i bought them all and I've been eating them for three days straight.

Is there a cure to this? My kids are making fun of me since I've eaten so much i can't even move.
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Is there a cure to this? My kids are making fun of me since I've eaten so much i can't even move.
I was going to suggest full frontal lobotomy, but too late
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I was going to suggest full frontal lobotomy, but too late
Ha, as far as i know, a lobotomy doesnt touch the jalapeno part of the brain.

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Ha, as far as i know, a lobotomy doesnt touch the jalapeno part of the brain.

For the KIDS, so they quit laughing at our favorite overweight Cheetos eating 50 year old man.
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Except Trump hasn't gassed millions including children and women, invaded neighboring countries, killed his critics, other than that he's just like the mass murderer Nazis.
Neither I did, so please be advised to call no German just for fun a Nazi!
I cant change our destiny but this has nothing to do with the present or the future.
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