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      03-13-2017, 03:11 PM   #48379
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Lups is in and out of the politics section and Biorin is sharpening a razor or some other edged weapon.
Im home and sick and I open bp to cheer myself up. And you fucking old bat highlight me just before you men start a conversation about fake eyelashes?

What the fuck did I ever do to you?

As for the big question about sperm and lashes, I agree with sara. Sperm makes things sticky, I'd throw away takes too after a load.
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Lups is in and out of the politics section and Biorin is sharpening a razor or some other edged weapon.
Im home and sick and I open bp to cheer myself up. And you fucking old bat highlight me just before you men start a conversation about fake eyelashes?

What the fuck did I ever do to you?

As for the big question about sperm and lashes, I agree with sara. Sperm makes things sticky, I'd throw away takes too after a load.
Could you not use the sperm as eyelash glue? Save some guap.
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Could you not use the sperm as eyelash glue? Save some guap.
Too slimey not enough sticky
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Sharpening... or using.
Is there a proper (safe) answer here?



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      03-13-2017, 03:17 PM   #48383
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Yeah buddy!!
why do most people from ft lauderdale say they're from miami lol...
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      03-13-2017, 03:18 PM   #48384
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I wonder if I could put the cover charge on lay-away.
Probably, but would you want to gain access once you could finally afford it?
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Could you not use the sperm as eyelash glue? Save some guap.
I think you'd need to perform clinical trials to before making that claim.
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why do most people from ft lauderdale say they're from miami lol...
I know, it makes no sense at all.... especially when they are all from NY.
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Probably, but would you want to gain access once you could finally afford it?
You right.
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I think you'd need to perform clinical trials to before making that claim.
Since she can't produce what she needs for the clinical trials, I'm going to have you try it yourself. Sara will overnight you some lashes. Let us know how it works out.

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Is there a proper (safe) answer here?



Let logic dictate the thought process....

She loves cutting. Sharpening takes time away from cutting. She's baller, yet practical.

All of this means once an edged weapon is no longer sharp, it gets put into the torture tool box. She's got too much money and love for cutting to spend time sharping when she can spend money buying another blade. Yet why buy sharp blades and purposely dull them for torture sessions.

The proper answer is using, always using.
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Since she can't produce what she needs for the clinical trials, I'm going to have you try it yourself. Sara will overnight you some lashes. Let us know how it works out.

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Since she can't produce what she needs for the clinical trials, I'm going to have you try it yourself. Sara will overnight you some lashes. Let us know how it works out.

Looks like MKSixer got himself into a sticky situation.
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      03-13-2017, 03:28 PM   #48392
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Since she can't produce what she needs for the clinical trials, I'm going to have you try it yourself. Sara will overnight you some lashes. Let us know how it works out.

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why do most people from ft lauderdale say they're from miami lol...
Probably the same reason I list New Orleans as my location but I really live in Belle Chasse.

It sounds better, more people know where it is
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Going with the DIY eyelash route? That's admirable.
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Let logic dictate the thought process....

She loves cutting. Sharpening takes time away from cutting. She's baller, yet practical.

All of this means once an edged weapon is no longer sharp, it gets put into the torture tool box. She's got too much money and love for cutting to spend time sharping when she can spend money buying another blade. Yet why buy sharp blades and purposely dull them for torture sessions.

The proper answer is using, always using.
Your logic is irrefutable. The scary answer is always the best answer.
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Going with the DIY eyelash route? That's admirable.
Nah. All about the delivering of the trial materials, not using them.
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Probably the same reason I list New Orleans as my location but I really live in Belle Chasse.

It sounds better, more people know where it is
My sister lives in the Turn. How far are you away from that?
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I wonder what kinda men you attract with the plastic lashes. Lol
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