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      06-12-2015, 09:10 AM   #89
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She looks like what Uma Thurman would look like if Uma were sexy.
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Halfway through and I still believe you're just recording yourself talking to some kind of speech synthesizer! Soothing voice though.. there's a career as an audiobook reader waiting for you. Well that or a speech synthesizer operator
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Oh man, that's a (long distance) call I won't be making. I can't sing! Hahahha
Skype...just read me a bedtime story and lull me to sleep.
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      06-12-2015, 09:14 AM   #92
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Oh man, that's a (long distance) call I won't be making. I can't sing! Hahahha
Skype...just read me a bedtime story and lull me to sleep.
Or I could just list you my travel plans and put you to sleep haha.
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Oh geez. You don't eat chocolate? I can't be your friend.
Shut it, if you hangout with hippies like me, you need to bend a little. I can't accept all the lives suffering behind my addictions.

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      06-12-2015, 09:22 AM   #94
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Cool idea, but the desperation of some of the members here is shining through even more than the Sara thread...
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      06-12-2015, 09:23 AM   #95
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Cool idea, but the desperation of some of the members here is shining through even more than the Sara thread...
Nah, we are all just joking around here, whereas the other thread... sadly some people are serious.
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      06-12-2015, 09:25 AM   #96
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I don't know. I'm desperate for Anna and Tara's attention. I'll say it. I'll own it.
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She also sounds like a Finnish female version of Jeremy Clarkson. I wonder if ɑːnɑː lived in England?
No, I haven't. One of my best friends was a Brit, and he completely ruined my English. I used to be able to form a sentence without a cuss word, not any more.
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      06-12-2015, 09:26 AM   #98
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Nah, we are all just joking around here, whereas the other thread... sadly some people are serious.
Are you sure?

Like, really REALLY sure?

With some of these guys, I just can't tell...
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Nah, we are all just joking around here, whereas the other thread... sadly some people are serious.
Are you sure?

Like, really REALLY sure?

With some of these guys, I just can't tell...
Haha, I'm sure.
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Halfway through and I still believe you're just recording yourself talking to some kind of speech synthesizer! Soothing voice though.. there's a career as an audiobook reader waiting for you. Well that or a speech synthesizer operator
I heard, her voice cures cancer, maybe she should get a job at a hospital. It's like everyone trying to outdo each other.
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I've been sick over the past few days, and this literally made my morning.
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      06-12-2015, 09:36 AM   #102
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I've been sick over the past few days, and this literally made my morning.
Hahaha, hope you get well soon!
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That was a funny bit, looking forward to more interviews, Bimmette.

Sara, Billup, SugarSkulls are on my top 3 wishlist.

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      06-12-2015, 09:54 AM   #105
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That was an funny bit, looking forward to more interviews, Bimmette.

Sara, Billup, SugarSkulls are on my top 3 wishlist.
Oh geez, ok so how do I call people without giving my number out to all you freaks? Haha! Suggestions?
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Oh geez, ok so how do I call people without giving my number out to all you freaks? Haha! Suggestions?
There are apps to mask your number, you can pick whatever number you want to show on their caller id.
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Oh geez, ok so how do I call people without giving my number out to all you freaks? Haha! Suggestions?
Now I feel special!

Use Skype, as I suggested yesterday too.
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      06-12-2015, 10:09 AM   #108
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Hahaha, hope you get well soon!
Thank you! Strep throat's no fun, haha.


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That was an funny bit, looking forward to more interviews, Bimmette.

Sara, Billup, SugarSkulls are on my top 3 wishlist.
+1 More interviews!
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That was an funny bit, looking forward to more interviews, Bimmette.

Sara, Billup, SugarSkulls are on my top 3 wishlist.
I would say depending on what kind of 10 questions.
ha........ ha ............ ha
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Oh geez, ok so how do I call people without giving my number out to all you freaks? Haha! Suggestions?
What do you think we'd do? I don't have enough free time to harass you after I leave work, so Bimmerpost is more than sufficient. You're phone number would be more of a trophy to me. Besides, I need something to take up the slot that cleared after I deleted Sara's.

We can skype instead? I usually lounge around naked, so I guess it's up to you.
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