Bimmette interviews OT members by phone

bimmette · 11-09-2015, 02:30 PM

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Bottom line - can someone just give me cliff notes??!!

Summary: we are a bunch of cool, but weird people who drive BMWs.

You're welcome.

That... Was quite possibly the most wack cliff notes ever... Thanks Bimmette for that enlightenment of that many pages... It's like War and Peace sized thread... I am too busy I tell you !!! Right now I'm psyching myself up to cut into this strange fruit which I've been warned already could be the most disappointing thing or the best thing... I'm preparing myself for the emotional let down... I need absolute silence while I get ready to cut...

Well actually, I do recommend that you skip the 380+pages and just watch/ listen to the interviews on the first page.

shoei · 11-09-2015, 02:38 PM

I did cut it and I'm gonna need power tools... This fruit is wearing enough layers to be a chastity belt... Might need a blow torch... Where's C5 and "her" tool chest??

C5driver · 11-09-2015, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

I did cut it and I'm gonna need power tools... This fruit is wearing enough layers to be a chastity belt... Might need a blow torch... Where's C5 and "her" tool chest??

Use this. It's like a cookie cutter, but what you get is more like a gummy worm, except it's cloth, meat, organs, meat, and cloth.

RJ_ · 11-09-2015, 02:48 PM

> Long knife
> Heavy, hard object suitable for striking
> Orient plant matter as close to handle
> Hold handle
> Strike end of knife with object

Class 2 lever that bitch

shoei · 11-09-2015, 02:57 PM

I'm too annoyed / tired to eat it now... I've never put that much effort into eating a frickin' fruit... I want to know what diabolical a*shole came up with such a fruit...

And C5 - a hollow point would've been a good idea because then I could've shot it, stuck a straw in it and drank the juice it would've turned into on the inside lol...

///M Power-Belgium · 11-09-2015, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

My thread...people, respect my god-damn thread!

Tara you can/need to see this otherwise...
You need to think...further .
Back from the dead , look your thread is back alive !
In short ...You can see what you actually don't like as a kind of advertising or like thread talk , yep a serious bump for your thread .
As a Asian girl I think your knowledge of understanding is big enough .
Don't get me wrong .

shoei · 11-09-2015, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

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Originally Posted by bimmette

My thread...people, respect my god-damn thread!

Tara you can/need to see this otherwise...
You need to think...further .
Back from the dead , look your thread is back alive !
In short ...You can see what you actually don't like as a kind of advertising or like thread talk , yep a serious bump for your thread .
As a Asian girl I think your knowledge of understanding is big enough .
Don't get me wrong .

What??!!! Bimmette is Asian??!!! I thought she was Hungarian !!!!

I swear, I'm the last to find out anything... Next you're gonna tell me that Biorin really isn't hairy like her profile pic...

Or that C5 has a penis...

What is this world coming to??!!!!!

C5driver · 11-09-2015, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

And C5 - a hollow point would've been a good idea because then I could've shot it, stuck a straw in it and drank the juice it would've turned into on the inside lol...

Well, technically it has a point that's hollow, but this doesn't expand.

Throw a rock at it...

bimmette · 11-09-2015, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

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Originally Posted by bimmette

My thread...people, respect my god-damn thread!

Tara you can/need to see this otherwise...
You need to think...further .
Back from the dead , look your thread is back alive !
In short ...You can see what you actually don't like as a kind of advertising or like thread talk , yep a serious bump for your thread .
As a Asian girl I think your knowledge of understanding is big enough .
Don't get me wrong .

What??!!! Bimmette is Asian??!!! I thought she was Hungarian !!!!

I swear, I'm the last to find out anything... Next you're gonna tell me that Biorin really isn't hairy like her profile pic...

Or that C5 has a penis...

What is this world coming to??!!!!!

Close. I'm not from Hungary but I'm always hungry.

///M Power-Belgium · 11-09-2015, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

What??!!! Bimmette is Asian??!!! I thought she was Hungarian !!!!

I swear, I'm the last to find out anything... Next you're gonna tell me that Biorin really isn't hairy like her profile pic...

Or that C5 has a penis...

What is this world coming to??!!!!!

Right

What about the PM from yesterday ?

shoei · 11-09-2015, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

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Originally Posted by shoei

What??!!! Bimmette is Asian??!!! I thought she was Hungarian !!!!

I swear, I'm the last to find out anything... Next you're gonna tell me that Biorin really isn't hairy like her profile pic...

Or that C5 has a penis...

What is this world coming to??!!!!!

Right

What about the PM from yesterday ?

PM? You taking about Canada's new Prime Minister? don't really follow Canadian politics but the girls seem to find him dreamy...

V1.47fan · 11-09-2015, 03:31 PM

Laineylove was a dude passing for a chick.

C5driver is a chick who was pretending to be a dude.

Belgium told us he was 34 yo turns out he's 62.

You guys are so conning.

Axius · 11-09-2015, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Da faq?? There's no drugs involved in this??! I want to be knocked out if she's snipping and trimming my body parts... Plus, what if it tickles?? I'll drop my phone... I've already broken 5 phones in less than a year... I wish I was kidding about that part but sadly I'm not...

No drugs. Mono e Mono. Vagina vs. the blade. The reward is hot sex from Biorin, so who the fuck am I to challenge that big ol' 12'' penis?

Axius · 11-09-2015, 03:34 PM

And Axius is an intellectual genius who is already in the top 5% of reputation and I've only posted 8 times since my entire existence.

Suck on that Guinness Book Of World Records.

shoei · 11-09-2015, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

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Originally Posted by shoei

Da faq?? There's no drugs involved in this??! I want to be knocked out if she's snipping and trimming my body parts... Plus, what if it tickles?? I'll drop my phone... I've already broken 5 phones in less than a year... I wish I was kidding about that part but sadly I'm not...

No drugs. Mono e Mono. Vagina vs. the blade. The reward is hot sex from Biorin, so who the fuck am I to challenge that big ol' 12'' penis?

Oh I'm not sure I can handle a foot long... Didn't work out so well apparently for the girls who went to subway with Jared either...

Too soon??

MrPrena · 11-09-2015, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Oh I'm not sure I can handle a foot long... Didn't work out so well apparently for the girls who went to subway with Jared either...

Too soon??

nah. we already have a thread for jared on OT. u're good.

shoei · 11-09-2015, 03:40 PM

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Oh I'm not sure I can handle a foot long... Didn't work out so well apparently for the girls who went to subway with Jared either...

Too soon??

nah. we already have a thread for jared on OT. u're good.

*phew* I wouldn't want to violate the inner sanctity of OT and corrupt Biorin's alleged naivety or innocence any further than it has been...

I died a little typing that FYI...

Axius · 11-09-2015, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Oh I'm not sure I can handle a foot long... Didn't work out so well apparently for the girls who went to subway with Jared either...

Too soon??

Nothing is ever too soon in OT. Speak your mind. Some people might hate it, but I can bet there's a better percentage of people who will love it.

shoei · 11-09-2015, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

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Originally Posted by shoei

Oh I'm not sure I can handle a foot long... Didn't work out so well apparently for the girls who went to subway with Jared either...

Too soon??

Nothing is ever too soon in OT. Speak your mind. Some people might hate it, but I can bet there's a better percentage of people who will love it.

Okay you got a lil too deep to soon...

"Insert 12" joke here..."

///M Power-Belgium · 11-09-2015, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by V1.47fan

Laineylove was a dude passing for a chick.

C5driver is a chick who was pretending to be a dude.

Belgium told us he was 34 yo turns out he's 62.

You guys are so conning.

34+1 .

Would love to see your ID ?
My ID with pic and date and real first name know as Philippe is on here ..
No wait mine is on here even twice ...
Waiting for yours because words means nothing on here but showing does ...
Please don't run now ...

Axius · 11-09-2015, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Okay you got a lil too deep to soon...

"Insert 12" joke here..."

No such thing as too deep in OT. Sometimes you just gotta go as deep as you can. Some might bitch about it, but I can bet there's a good percentage that will like it.

V1.47fan · 11-09-2015, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

34+1 .

Would love to see your ID ?
My ID with pic and date and real first name know as Philippe is on here ..
No wait mine is on here even twice ...
Waiting for yours because words means nothing on here but showing does ...
Please don't run now ...

To prove that you were 34, you posted your ID with your date of birth blacked out, makes sense.

Nobody questioned what your real name was so it was answering a question nobody asked.

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shoei Banned 7779 Rep 2,602 Posts Drives: MW Vespa w/pink racing stripes Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Peeing in your garden iTrader: (3)	I'm too annoyed / tired to eat it now... I've never put that much effort into eating a frickin' fruit... I want to know what diabolical a*shole came up with such a fruit... And C5 - a hollow point would've been a good idea because then I could've shot it, stuck a straw in it and drank the juice it would've turned into on the inside lol...
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