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      01-19-2016, 01:14 PM   #1
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The 3 questions game...

Ok boys and girls and Axius, let's play a game and win faaabulous prizes.

Rules:

1. Be funny, interesting, and most of all...relevant. Tap into that creative lobe. For guys, it's right next to the listening particle and for girls, it's hidden behind your I-told-you-so gland.

2. PG-13 only. Don't be that guy (Ahem...V1).

3. Offensive or objectionable questions (SSN, DOB, addy, Philisms can be ignored).

4. Tag a person and ask 3 questions you'd like that person to answer.


I'll compile a poll of each tagged name at the end of 2 weeks and we'll all vote. The winner of the most compelling answers will get a $50 Amazon gift card. The first runner up will win a $25 Amazon gift card and the second runner up will receive a virtual participation ribbon as soon as I get to it.

If we get to 5 pages by 23:59 hrs PST on 01/26/16, 10 beneficiaries of World Vision will get 10 goats.

Go!

**UPDATE* 21 pages as of 23:59 hrs PST 01/26/16**

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In for the goats!

My questions (since I have no idea what those acronyms are) go to...

SakhirM4

1. Your background is not known here in the ot, but I've always wanted to know what you'd consider as the scariest moment of your life.

2. In the breeding ground of polishers (F8x forum) who would you run over first?

3. What is your zombie apocalypse strategy?
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2) Is it true we pick on things we see in ourselves?

3) The wife doesn't like guns, but all the family guys on her side keep asking me to go shooting with them. Even my son gets to go. Shouldn't I own a Glock of my own to take along?
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      01-19-2016, 01:24 PM   #4
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      01-19-2016, 01:33 PM   #6
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1) why you keep using the PSS if you dislike them below 70* so much?

2) Is it true we pick on things we see in ourselves?

3) The wife doesn't like guns, but all the family guys on her side keep asking me to go shooting with them. Even my son gets to go. Shouldn't I own a Glock of my own to take along?
1. Because they still have 8K miles left on them and I'm not made of money. Well, maybe I am, but the 8K is valid and hippies hate waste, so they stay on

2. Not true. I don't see myself killing turkeys.

3. Absolutely, and the FBI (http://forums.officer.com/t196095/) and SEALS (http://soldiersystems.net/2015/12/23/nsw-glock-19/) agree with you.
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      01-19-2016, 01:45 PM   #7
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1. What is your single greatest regret?
2. What's your biggest flaw?
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In for the goats!

My questions (since I have no idea what those acronyms are) go to...

SakhirM4

1. Your background is not known here in the ot, but I've always wanted to know what you'd consider as the scariest moment of your life.

2. In the breeding ground of polishers (F8x forum) who would you run over first?

3. What is your zombie apocalypse strategy?
1. Probably when the wing broke on my airplane and I had to eject. I wasn't afraid at the time - just did what I had to do and been trained for - but could have been a scary moment to many.

2. My least favorite has been banned.

3. Don't believe in zombies or zombie apocalypse so have no strategy.

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1. Pretend you're Jason. Who would you permaban and why?
2. What's the best way to approach a woman above your pay grade?
3. Where's Waldo?
1. no-one... Zen, peace .. don't give me that much power.. I'm literally hitler
2. (ripping one from Billup) her lying down, spread
3. no idea what this means.. i'm funless, can u tell?
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1. Probably when the wing broke on my airplane and I had to eject. I wasn't afraid at the time - just did what I had to do and been trained for - but could have been a scary moment to many.

2. My least favorite has been banned.

3. Don't believe in zombies or zombie apocalypse so have no strategy.

The man has spoken.
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1) What's your next DIY video project about?
2) What would be your next car after you have moved on from your 335?
3) What car color is the best?
1. No clue.
2. Probably the same just newer.
3. Black.
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2. Probably the same just newer.
3. Black.
Glad to see you're still alive. Ie, I didn't od you.
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Ok boys and girls and Axius, let's play a game and win faaabulous prizes.

Rules:

1. Be funny, interesting, and most of all...relevant. Tap into that creative lobe. For guys, it's right next to the listening particle and for girls, it's hidden behind your I-told-you-so gland.

2. PG-13 only. Don't be that guy (Ahem...V1).

3. Offensive or objectionable questions (SSN, DOB, addy, Philisms can be ignored).

4. Tag a person and ask 3 questions you'd like that person to answer.


I'll compile a poll of each tagged name at the end of 2 weeks and we'll all vote. The winner of the most compelling answers will get a $50 Amazon gift card. The first runner up will win a $25 Amazon gift card and the second runner up will receive a virtual participation ribbon as soon as I get to it.

If we get to 5 pages by 23:59 hrs on 01/26/16, 10 beneficiaries of World Vision will get 10 goats.

Go!
No compelling questions reward???
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Ok boys and girls and Axius, let's play a game and win faaabulous prizes.

Rules:

1. Be funny, interesting, and most of all...relevant. Tap into that creative lobe. For guys, it's right next to the listening particle and for girls, it's hidden behind your I-told-you-so gland.

2. PG-13 only. Don't be that guy (Ahem...V1).

3. Offensive or objectionable questions (SSN, DOB, addy, Philisms can be ignored).

4. Tag a person and ask 3 questions you'd like that person to answer.


I'll compile a poll of each tagged name at the end of 2 weeks and we'll all vote. The winner of the most compelling answers will get a $50 Amazon gift card. The first runner up will win a $25 Amazon gift card and the second runner up will receive a virtual participation ribbon as soon as I get to it.

If we get to 5 pages by 23:59 hrs on 01/26/16, 10 beneficiaries of World Vision will get 10 goats.

Go!
You know if its the 23rd hour and we're not a 5 pages, Lups is going to be spamming the crap out of this thread.

There's 2 for you Anna!
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1. My single biggest regret is being incapable of feeling regret. Good, bad, meh...everything happens for a reason and that reason is forward momentum. I've never not felt this way. It's just how I'm wired and how I problem solve.

2. Anger management, you tiny twat waffle.

3. When a person I care for tells me "you made me happy."
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1. My single biggest regret is being incapable of feeling regret. Good, bad, meh...everything happens for a reason and that reason is forward momentum. I've never not felt this way. It's just how I'm wired and how I problem solve.

2. Anger management, you tiny twat waffle.

3. When a person I care for tells me "you made me happy."
You sound like you don't really regret being incapable of feeling regret.

You have given me great displeasure, you boat-footed slut pancake.
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Tell me what this would mean and how to poll it. Let's do eeeeeetttt!
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You sound like you don't really regret being incapable of feeling regret.
That was one of the easier answers you had today, right?


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You have given me great displeasure, you boat-footed slut pancake.
Why do people assume I give a shit, midget maiden?
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1. My single biggest regret is being incapable of feeling regret. Good, bad, meh...everything happens for a reason and that reason is forward momentum. I've never not felt this way. It's just how I'm wired and how I problem solve.

2. Anger management, you tiny twat waffle.

3. When a person I care for tells me "you made me happy."
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You sound like you don't really regret being incapable of feeling regret.

You have given me great displeasure, you boat-footed slut pancake.
both of these made me LOL. Now my boss is pissed at me.
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That was one of the easier answers you had today, right?

Why do people assume I give a shit, midget maiden?
I feel like midget maiden could be a new iron maiden - one where you're very cramped inside as you bleed to death. Muahaha.
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