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      10-21-2015, 02:21 PM   #16061
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Heavy is the head that ever wears the crown...your majesty

Besides - an unexpected boob flash can throw a man off his game for a couple minutes
You are forgiven, peasant.

When you see many a tit in the flesh on the regular, as I do- I can not fault a man such as yourself to glorify what is considered common to me.
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      10-21-2015, 02:25 PM   #16063
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Heavy is the head that ever wears the crown...your majesty

Besides - an unexpected boob flash can throw a man off his game for a couple minutes
not sure about a couple min but definitely can be a positive distraction
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      10-21-2015, 03:38 PM   #16064
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      10-21-2015, 03:48 PM   #16067
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I tried - but it was shy and went away
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Thank you Biorin!
Thanks to you, Christmas came early!

I always wanted to play GTA V since it came out. I can finally get to play.





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      10-21-2015, 05:24 PM   #16069
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And The Tit Is Out Again:d
Pics or it didn't come out




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      10-21-2015, 09:27 PM   #16070
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Thanks to you, Christmas came early!

I always wanted to play GTA V since it came out. I can finally get to play.





Ummm are we just asking for Biorin for gifts now? You wanna send me the Entourage movie?
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      10-21-2015, 09:28 PM   #16071
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I just watched it yesterday. Not bad. Never seen show though.
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      10-21-2015, 09:32 PM   #16072
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Ummm are we just asking for Biorin for gifts now? You wanna send me the Entourage movie?
I want to watch it too. If you can buy/rent it on Prime I'll do it and send you my password?
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Ummm are we just asking for Biorin for gifts now? You wanna send me the Entourage movie?
I want to watch it too. If you can buy/rent it on Prime I'll do it and send you my password?
Sending people gifts and all I wanted was dinner when in NYC when I was in town that I would have wanted to pay for.
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      10-21-2015, 11:19 PM   #16074
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Sending people gifts and all I wanted was dinner when in NYC when I was in town that I would have wanted to pay for.
You said I had to pay for the weird food! Which I will gladly do. And to be fair, I was working until way past dinnertime every night.
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Sending people gifts and all I wanted was dinner when in NYC when I was in town that I would have wanted to pay for.
You said I had to pay for the weird food! Which I will gladly do. And to be fair, I was working until way past dinnertime every night.

Sorry to butt in on a future dinner date, but what is the weird food you guys speak of?
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Sending people gifts and all I wanted was dinner when in NYC when I was in town that I would have wanted to pay for.
You said I had to pay for the weird food! Which I will gladly do. And to be fair, I was working until way past dinnertime every night.
NYC never closes! And way past dinner time= normal hours for me.

And had it meant you came to me if I paid- then of course I would have!

As you can see, I'm clearly not over it.
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      10-22-2015, 12:04 AM   #16077
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Sorry to butt in on a future dinner date, but what is the weird food you guys speak of?
Octopus, sea urchin, the usual snacks. He thinks it's weird.

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NYC never closes! And way past dinner time= normal hours for me.

And had it meant you came to me if I paid- then of course I would have!

As you can see, I'm clearly not over it.
No, I hate when people pay for me. Seriously though, terrible timing for me with work. Raincheck!
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Sorry to butt in on a future dinner date, but what is the weird food you guys speak of?
Octopus, sea urchin, the usual snacks. He thinks it's weird.

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NYC never closes! And way past dinner time= normal hours for me.

And had it meant you came to me if I paid- then of course I would have!

As you can see, I'm clearly not over it.
No, I hate when people pay for me. Seriously though, terrible timing for me with work. Raincheck!
Be back in a month for longer than 3 days (2 weeks)

No excuses.
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      10-22-2015, 06:21 AM   #16079
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I want to watch it too. If you can buy/rent it on Prime I'll do it and send you my password?
Yall living in the stone age, I think I have Entourage on my desktop I can email as a .zip



I can also send Back Door Sluts 9 as a complimentary gift.
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1 thru 8 were meh, hopefully 9 is better
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I can also send Back Door Sluts 9 as a complimentary gift.
What is your avatar? Bacon, beef jerky?
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Dog needed to go out and woke me at 318
After a series of 7 minutes, she was ready to come back in
Back to bed at 325


Why she has to pick a 3 series I'll never know.
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