What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

MKSixer · 04-01-2016, 06:37 AM

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Very cool. I wish I could have done more of that. I have done a fair amount of global travel, some business and some pleasure, but I have only ever lived outside the US that one time. It is an experience every person should have. I have seen Europe, the Americas, the Caribbean, but would absolutely love to see Asia and Africa - particularly South Asia and East Asia.

Same. I need to see Asia, Australia, and the African interior. I loved riding motorcycles in North Africa after I finished HS.

jtodd_fl · 04-01-2016, 06:38 AM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

Same. I need to see Asia, Australia, and the African interior. I loved riding motorcycles in North Africa after I finished HS.

General Montgomery, is that you?

MKSixer · 04-01-2016, 06:39 AM

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Also, cuz Yaris. You should get a Vanity Plate that says NotMyi8. Or a bumper sticker that says "My other car is an i8". Classism ftw!

I was considering getting a plate saying, 'My other car is an M6' for the i8 but my sister advised against it unless I create a broken window replacement fund.

MKSixer · 04-01-2016, 06:40 AM

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General Montgomery, is that you?

My friends call me Monty.

Axius · 04-01-2016, 06:42 AM

That's funny, I was thinking of getting ASSPCKR for the motorcycle.

jtodd_fl · 04-01-2016, 06:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

That's funny, I was thinking of getting ASSPCKR for the motorcycle.

AssPecker?
AssPacker?
AssPucker?
Yeah.... No.
Advise against.

MKSixer · 04-01-2016, 06:43 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

4 animal species names in just over a sentence. Well-played.

I had to up my game after you laid out the perfect German!

MKSixer · 04-01-2016, 06:45 AM

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AssPecker?
AssPacker?
AssPucker?
Yeah.... No.
Advise against.

We left out ASSPICKER.

Highly advise against.

Verbiage · 04-01-2016, 06:48 AM

Oh no.

MKSixer · 04-01-2016, 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

That's funny, I was thinking of getting ASSPCKR for the motorcycle.

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

AssPecker?
AssPacker?
AssPucker?
Yeah.... No.
Advise against.

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

We left out ASSPICKER.

Highly advise against.

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Oh no.

This is so full of fail.

Verbiage · 04-01-2016, 06:52 AM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

This is so full of fail.

Morning Ax and dads!

Verbiage · 04-01-2016, 06:53 AM

Verbiage is Asian tag.

MKSixer · 04-01-2016, 06:59 AM

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Morning Ax and dads!

Good Morning.

Verbiage · 04-01-2016, 07:01 AM

FTR, I had to slightly modify shoei's quote in my sig for emphasis.

jtodd_fl · 04-01-2016, 07:14 AM

Morning son. I think shoei needs to be the official spokesperson for OT from here on. Like, when a real ass-whupping needs to be delivered.

Verbiage · 04-01-2016, 07:16 AM

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Morning son. I think shoei needs to be the official spokesperson for OT from here on. Like, when a real ass-whupping needs to be delivered.

I was extremely compelled to pick one of those sentences from his tirade and make it my sig; I had a difficult time picking one.

Some people are just asking for it on the internet. And that's saying something because it's the internet, you know? Like it's not even recess or lunchtime at middle school. Moddie would have knocked that dude TF out.

silvergray545 · 04-01-2016, 07:26 AM

shoei for president!

RJ_ · 04-01-2016, 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

I was extremely compelled to pick one of those sentences from his tirade and make it my sig; I had a difficult time picking one.

Some people are just asking for it on the internet. And that's saying something because it's the internet, you know? Like it's not even recess or lunchtime at middle school. Moddie would have knocked that dude TF out.

What thread was this in?

Verbiage · 04-01-2016, 07:42 AM

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What thread was this in?

The Fireside/bro-talk one, 4 threads under this one.

Axius · 04-01-2016, 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

This is so full of fail.

ASSSNFR?

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Morning Ax and dads!

What's going on bud?

Verbiage · 04-01-2016, 07:49 AM

Nothing much. My eye has a developing scar next to it, still some pain but it is subsiding.

Hurts to squeeze my left eye shut. I feel like Lups. One day I'll be as manly as her.

Have the factory workers mutinied against you yet?

jtodd_fl · 04-01-2016, 07:58 AM

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Nothing much. My eye has a developing scar next to it, still some pain but it is subsiding.

Hurts to squeeze my left eye shut. I feel like Lups. One day I'll be as manly as her.

Have the factory workers mutinied against you yet?

Mutiny on the booty?

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jtodd_fl 2nd Asst to Dept Undersecretary 6704 Rep 1,298 Posts Drives: People crazy Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Florida iTrader: (0) Garage List 2015 F82 M4 [9.00] 2016 F87 M2 [0.00] 2011 E92 M3 [0.00]	Morning son. I think shoei needs to be the official spokesperson for OT from here on. Like, when a real ass-whupping needs to be delivered. __________________ This space for rent.
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silvergray545 Skittles, OT OG 2337 Rep 649 Posts Drives: Lots of M cars Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Cleveland, OH iTrader: (1) Garage List 2016 BMW M3 ZCP [0.00] 2000 BMW M Roadster [0.00] 2004 BMW M3 [0.00] 2014 VW GLI [0.00]	shoei for president!
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Verbiage Dismembered Member 3583 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	Nothing much. My eye has a developing scar next to it, still some pain but it is subsiding. Hurts to squeeze my left eye shut. I feel like Lups. One day I'll be as manly as her. Have the factory workers mutinied against you yet? __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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