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      10-16-2017, 09:51 AM   #89
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My friend told me there is a chicken fucking problem in Miami and now i avoid this. Don't push your luck, or i come up with something worse!

Oh nice, i never managed to press send to my answer to your last post above this. I am not vety good at this as you can see.
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he's Canadian. By international law we all must worship him and all other products of the country.
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Well, we can always talk about sex, it is a topic not covered enough in politics!

And yes. Let's let the chickens stay in their coops. My friend ruined them for me for life.
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Well, we can always talk about sex, it is a topic not covered enough in politics!

And yes. Let's let the chickens stay in their coops. My friend ruined them for me for life.
And don't start with turkeys.
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And don't start with turkeys.
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DO THIS TO ME YOU SICK FUCKER?!



I will not remember you with kindness Are0 when i find myself googling Turkey injuries and find pics of pecks (i think that's the word, or something like that) on penises.
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WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DO THIS TO ME YOU SICK FUCKER?!



I will not remember you with kindness Are0 when i find myself googling Turkey injuries and find pics of pecks (i think that's the word, or something like that) on penises.
Next month we have a holiday in which liberal, and conservative, agree to do this with turkeys, and now, and forevermore, will be reminded of your thread. Thanksgiving will never be the same.
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Next month we have a holiday in which liberal, and conservative, agree to do this with turkeys, and now, and forevermore, will be reminded of your thread. Thanksgiving will never be the same.
Let's call it Turkey pasting for marketing reasons. Let's not use the s word.
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Let's call it Turkey pasting for marketing reasons. Let's not use the s word.
This was autocorrect right and you really meant "basting"?
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Once again, I'm called in to protect the poultry from you sick bastages!!!

I'm afraid I will have to update the ranch's FB page with "Me too" now.
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This was autocorrect right and you really meant "basting"?
I think that one goes down as a dyslexia fuck up. Apparently we are basting them but after i considered that, i think we should keep working on that too. The s word, or the suggested B word didn't help my case.



Now I'll go back to reading your book post. I spent the evening trying to kill deer and mooses.
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I think this would make the chickens nervous!

Story image for bbc gonorrhea resistance from BBC News
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In 2015, there was an outbreak of azithromycin-resistant gonorrhoea centred on Leeds. The fear is the bug could eventually become untreatable by any antibiotic. Dr Olwen Williams, the president of the British Association for Sexual Health and HIV said: "The emergence of this new strain of highly resistant gonorrhoea is of ...
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I think this would make the chickens nervous!

Story image for bbc gonorrhea resistance from BBC News
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In 2015, there was an outbreak of azithromycin-resistant gonorrhoea centred on Leeds. The fear is the bug could eventually become untreatable by any antibiotic. Dr Olwen Williams, the president of the British Association for Sexual Health and HIV said: "The emergence of this new strain of highly resistant gonorrhoea is of ...
Oh great. Thanks man. Now I wont be serving chicken for a while again.
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Who gave the chicken gonorrhea
Someone with a secret sauce?
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The story had no chickens in it but did anyone here read WSJ?

Chicken fucking is cheap too guys!
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Chicken fucking is cheap too guys!
I heard for Al Qaeda it's a religion .
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I heard for Al Qaeda it's a religion .
We've talked about this lately. Pick your words with more care.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/polit...=.e1a1a4a1c1b9

That's not the original article but I do love it when men have sex for money with women while collecting money to ban abortions and while cutting funding from planned parenthood and when the chick ends up pregnant: They'll pay for the emotional suffering.
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We've talked about this lately. Pick your words with more care.
Please don't tell me you feel sympathy for Al Qaeda ? Ohhhh C'mon Anna . I don't find better words for murderers and rapists !
This can't be serious !
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Please don't tell me you feel sympathy for Al Qaeda ? Ohhhh C'mon Anna . I don't find better words for murderers and rapists !
This can't be serious !
I don't think my article was about AQ.
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I don't think my article was about AQ.
Please check my post above in # 105 .

Anna said => Chicken fucking is cheap too guys !
Philippe replied => I heard for Al Qaeda it's a religion .

BTW ...Anna I talked about a *REAL* chicken ..
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https://www.washingtonpost.com/polit...=.e1a1a4a1c1b9

That's not the original article but I do love it when men have sex for money with women while collecting money to ban abortions and while cutting funding from planned parenthood and when the chick ends up pregnant: They'll pay for the emotional suffering.
What I can get paid for sex?
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