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      12-28-2016, 08:51 AM   #1
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Impossible , because dude is not Asian...
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      12-28-2016, 09:28 AM   #5
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My new year's resolution is to follow this state of the art workout routine!
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      12-28-2016, 10:55 AM   #7
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Seems like a cool dude to me

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"My Bruce Lee pose, Wa-ta.....Ta......Ta........ Wa-taaaaaaaaa."


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30 seconds in and thinking to myself, why am I watching this lol......
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This guy reminds me of most of my coworkers!!

And I bet my coworkers see me as this guy too. Lol
Let us all sincerely hope that both you and your co-workers are at least a little more articulate than this induhvidual.

I kept skipping ahead, thinking something funny was going to happen like him beaning himself with a frying pan or something as he demonstrated his 'moves'. I was sorely disappointed.
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30 seconds in and thinking to myself, why am I watching this lol......
Everybody went to high school with "that guy".
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      12-28-2016, 01:43 PM   #12
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He knows like, uh, like four uh, gay words in ummm English.
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30 seconds in and thinking to myself, why am I watching this lol......
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He knows like, uh, like four uh, gay words in ummm English.
I'm pretty sure he said Asians are gay, so he must be right!
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      12-28-2016, 01:58 PM   #14
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That's the infamous Froggy Fresh, formerly known as Krispy Kreme. Check out his "rap" videos, endless entertainment.
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That's the infamous Froggy Fresh, formerly known as Krispy Kreme. Check out his "rap" videos, endless entertainment.
"sup wifey, appreciating hot males again?"

Thanks violator. This will be a talk.
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That boy ain't right
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That boy ain't right
Understatement of the day
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Can you just imagine what one of those genetic testing companies would have to say about these nuggets?
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      12-28-2016, 02:14 PM   #19
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Can you just imagine what one of those genetic testing companies would have to say about these nuggets?
Im more worried what would be banned by any internet superlord because of these.

You ban YouTube, I'll be left without my Mc Hammer on new years eve!

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      12-28-2016, 04:06 PM   #20
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That guy was entertainingly original....I liked the rap video a bit better though ....I think he may exaggerating when her said made out with all the girls in the world....impossible for even santa
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That's the infamous Froggy Fresh, formerly known as Krispy Kreme. Check out his "rap" videos, endless entertainment.
Damn, he's good!
One of the better YouTube videos.
Seriously, he's a great actor. He had me fooled at first, but he's one of the best actors I've seen in a long time.
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Finger on trigger pointed at self and his friend, smart guy
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